I’ve already moved on from Jimothy. That’s how fast I move.

All the leafy greens were sold out at the farmers market by 10:30

Land of the free, where you’re not allowed to know if a sitting senator is alive or dead

Possible mud tornado today

Filtered the heck out of my cannellini beans

I love what Heidecker is doing with the new Info Wars. Just a dada hilarious remake of such a horrible thing. Honors the Sandy Hook families I think.

You know what would solve all this is going to the hospital and check yourself. You are the Governor. I have to imagine it would look pretty sketchy if they stonewalled the Governor at the door. If you're looking to sew doubt Andy, this a simple solution

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CEASE AND DESIST

Editor in Chief of Science: AI in scientific publishing: Slower, worse, and more expensive.

Just wait until the Canadian tundra really gets burning.

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

See thats not something you want your TV to tell you youtu.be/Q9uefFYe6bM

Damn

fuck him up wired

This is what fighting fascism looks like.

A pharma clinical trial stage BEFORE approval, say stage 3.1, where you figure out how to get a consumer single dose down below $5

Just imagining the line at my local farmers market on Saturday. It’s like I’m trying to score Radiohead tickets but it’s kale.

I’ve noticed there are huge variations in AQI numbers (at least in Brooklyn) depending on website. Even .govs. It’s very bad out rn & AQIs vary from 260 to 32. The fact that I can no longer see Manhattan makes me think green ain’t the color.

I need people to understand that this administration’s litigating position is (1) federal law currently mandates the detention, without bond, of every noncitizen who is allegedly unlawfully present and (2) constitutionally, they don’t get a day in court. they’re generally losing, but they’re trying.

How long until it comes out Hegseth recently invested in some scam “low T” meds/clinics?

Lower Manhattan from the Manhattan Bridge. Admittedly part of the haze is from the dirty subway window

Every headline needs to be in this tone

Live from New York it’s the apocalypse

#FingerLakes and #LongIsland wine makers- is this few days of smoke enough to induce smoke taint or is that not a worry? #Wine #Winemaking

The dense blanket of wildfire smoke has knocked down the heatwave a little so… win?

These are people who democrats regular call “colleague”

“The following Democratic representatives voted against the Massie amendment on Wednesday:” (Scroll down a bit)

Do you really need ‘roids to click a mouse to launch missile from a drone while in an air conditioned office building in Maryland?

Are proteases cannibals?

ALSO U FUCKIN HAVE TO LOVE THE BAND CREED

Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity

Because he wants ICE to kill people. This has been his & Steven Miller’s goal from day one.

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

Does anyone have any Miami restaurant recommendations?

Did not have Taco Bell picking up the CDC slack on the ol’ bingo card

I wonder how many Dems have prewritten their glowing eulogies for Mitch McConnell

New York becomes the first state to impose a data center moratorium reut.rs/4pk3q0F

Normal madness aside… POTUS is calling into Newsmax? That’s like D list for WTF genre this is.

“We disagreed with much but he was my friend”

My latest conceptual art piece is entitled “Legionella at the Guggenheim”

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Huh... kindda liked Andrew Callaghan but f him forever now.

This condition hereby known as "RFK Jr Water Ass Disease"

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Man I hate Cory Booker

Nobody I worked with killed as many people as Lindsey Graham (or Mitch McConnell or Dick Cheney or George w Bush or Henry Kissinger). This incessant need Democrats have to pay tribute to despicable scumbags js part of the reason people don’t believe them when they say elections are a crisis point.

AI is getting so convincing these days. It really does look like McConnell is still alive in that picture.

I tried to get out of bed today but it didn’t take

Weird that we get to know Lindsey is dead.