🎵 Blinding lights are flashing down the Garden State Parkway of your mind 🎵

going virus on the internet

Jesus K Rist

Afrika Bambaataa, a hip-hop pioneer who was accused of sexual abuse, has died, TMZ reports. He was 67 www.tmz.com/2026/04/09/a...

My biggest fear is the the Dems will sweep the midterms & maybe even the general & then keep Schumer et. al in leadership & talk about “moving on” & continue funding ICE & talk about if we want to win elections trans kids can’t play sports

Met the man once wo really knowing who he was at the time. He helped me find unusual legumes

i didn't think melania was involved with human trafficking until just now

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5) www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Uhhh… I have bad news about #medical research in the United States…

My biggest fear is the the Dems will sweep the midterms & maybe even the general & then keep Schumer et. al in leadership & talk about “moving on” & continue funding ICE & talk about if we want to win elections trans kids can’t play sports

Side of moon that faces us is best side honestly

Come on then, and remove him.

Move over, Baghdad Bob. Here comes Tehran Tim

lol wtf

Resident Advisor: there are signs that Boards of Canada might release some new music soon. Please let this be true, we need this! [ra.co]

@arimelber.bsky.social I swear to god if you bring James Carville or Michael Steele on today…

It seems likely that the United States will begin a genocide campaign this evening

DO NOT allow your Trump supporting relatives into your fallout shelter.

one undercooked big mac is all we need

Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.

I realize my country is the baddie but shame on UK for allowing airspace to US

Champagne inspector wearing a protective mask against shattering bottles during inspection and disgorging. Unknown photographer, 1933. Bettmann Archive.

The president of the United States is alluding to a massive nuclear strike on a country we’ve attacked without provocation to distract from the fact that he has raped children

Feel like we are in the “why didn’t anybody try to stop Trump from using nuclear weapons?” times rn

GOP house and senate could 25th Trump and have JD. They’d still get to be mean, petty, & racist & they’d likely fair better in midterms.

8pm, the start of primetime on US TV. That’s what you get with a president whose brain is melted by his obsession with celebrity, entertainment and tv ratings. He wants a genocide that’ll top the Nielsen ratings

The NYTs would both sides this

Tina Weymouth and Grandmaster Flash, 1981

#Artemisii NASA just pushed the words of Jesus?

This is not about beer, but I hope you'll click through anyway. We're about to go through a massive society-wide shift, and it has to do with the written word (the thing I understand even better than beer). So have a look.

Big news day guess I’ll get see @arimelber.bsky.social take Oh. He’s asking James Carville his take for some reason. WTF

#Aretmisii video of the moon is out of focus, right?

Almost there

A paper in JAMA Internal Medicine adds to the growing scientific evidence that medication abortion pills would be safe to sell over-the-counter at the pharmacy. But political opposition means that possibility may not happen anytime soon. n.pr/4dvS8Tt

On the ratio feed with a bullet…

0 to 10,000ft

Being a king and sitting on a throne with robes and scepters seems super cringe I would abdicate

I knew it!

Airbnb update: we figured out how to turn off motion smoothing.

how many members of the u.s. senate do you think are a firm no on using nuclear weapons

Always apologize to the barista before you stir up their latte art

I am in Indiana for reasons & I need to tell you about the beer here. First of all: ?

We’ve established that attacking civilian infrastructure is a “serious war crime” beforehand so anyone carrying out such orders is also implicated

We wanted to know how everyday Judean people felt about the crucifixion of Jesus. So we talked to three Roman soldiers at a taberna in Gadara.

If SCOTUS is just going to make decisions out of thin air they should ban HOAs

JD Vance in an hour or so

If it happens I have full confidence JD Vance will behind the resolute desk in 5 minutes to approximate grief for TV.

I think Trump is dead