Key changes in Christmas music is like twisting a knife in my head. Hey what if we took this already intolerable song & kicked up the cheer a notch?

End of an era

I found one for sale ebay.us/m/2RtpN6

Brewing the perfect IPA with the power of Salesforce AI

“requiring agents to work within 25 land miles of the border…”

Insane NY Post column suggesting that the new First Lady who is sad about leaving her longtime neighbors in a not fancy NYC neighborhood is an ungrateful brown woman

NYC’s soon to be First Lady. Just exquisite, can’t wait for Rama and Zohran to start working for New Yorkers. Scroll up and read the whole thread

It snowed so the kids are sledding down the steep hill in the park. One parent sends them off from the top & one parent snatches them off the sled right before they smash into the wrought iron fence. The system seems ~95% successful

Perry Bamonte, a celebrated guitarist and keyboardist who performed with The Cure, has died. He was 65.

I haven’t scrolled through the “one weird trick” type ads below a news article in some time & man are they are extra ridiculous AI slop now.

They threatened to leave NYC after Mamdani but they still here. Go live in Dubai you PAB

I take this statement I made out of anger back. It is now snowing in earnest.

NYC snow WAS A LIE

The weather bastards teasing 5” of snow 5 days from now only to take away an inch a day

I consider The Flaming Lips broken up

Do not bring me a new guy to be mad at. Not today. Bring me a guy to delight in.

And now there's officially a Tornado Warning out for Santa Cruz County for this offshore mini-supercell thunderstorm, which is likely producing a waterspout over water that could move inland as a tornado near Santa Cruz. #CAwx

This also has big cross burning vibes

“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” seems suspicious

Zohran criticism

Has anyone here (in the U.S.) ever gotten a food/beverage vegan certified? It seems like there are several (for profit?) orgs to choose from- who did you go through?

merry

Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university. Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.

Dawn Soap™️ out there crude oiling up them birds so they can “rescue” them.

Call up your racist uncle & ask him if he thinks Trump is a pedophile now

I haven’t gotten a single OOO email reply. Everyone is still working! We are in a RECESSION, y’all.

Gonna tell my kids this was RFK Jr

After one year in office, the Trump administration has destroyed: The Department of Education USAID The Kennedy Center The Institute of Peace The east wing of the White House The Department of Justice The FBI The State Department The White House press corps The Washington Post And on and on…

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

This is the highest subway station in NYC & the 2nd highest in the world

It’s with great sadness and a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Ken Downie on 20/12/25. Rest In Peace brother, you will be deeply missed and never forgotten. Our condolences to Sheena and his family.

@datassette.bsky.social Are you planning any Brooklyn/NYC shows in 2026?

Miami’s First #Sake Brewery Finds a New Home

“it serves as a reminder that we cannot vouch for the veracity of everything that is released.” Intentional.

Excellent.

Attn: @aoc.bsky.social

Looks like the polling at CBS is working just fine, which means it’s Bari’s next target.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Can we at least take this opportunity to cancel James Carville by association?

Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"

Brand new subway cars come wrapped in plastic?

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

A More Perfect Union nicely summing up the current state of AI

Who would have guessed that having 60 Minutes on your resume would be the death of a journalist’s career

i miss when charlie kirk was alive and i didn't even have to know he had a wife

These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people

Anything that isn’t roadkill

Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.

CNN has a puff piece on Turning Point above any Epstein story