the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

When I’m two weeks behind on my grading.

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

Replays of that superb pass from Taylor Heise and the goal from Megan Keller

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Now that the cat’s out of the bag, and there’s no way to put it back in: I need everybody to know that yes, my last name really is Manlove, so that’s one more point on the board for nominative determinism

Two female ICE agents popped the hood of their car and knocked on the door of a mechanic born in Mexico. He went out to help. “A bunch of agents jump out and tackle him, essentially restraining him, and take him away...His six kids are now without their father." www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

What are the chances they time strikes on Iran to coincide with the State of the Union?

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I would go back in time to kill my grandfather if I was on the receiving end of this

2026 basically

Every guy who has confronted teens protesting ICE has completely embarrassed themselves. But even I didn’t think pissing your pants in public was possible.

I will take any opportunity to post this again

The constant condescension about ai is another aspect of it that makes me hate it more. The assumption is you can only be against it because you don't understand it like I do. No man. I don't like voluntarily making every human enterprise dependent on a tech run by a tiny group of financial maniacs

Fairfax High School (Los Angeles, CA), 1975. www.reddit.com/r/Historical...

Great moments in Dudes Rock history

Increasingly ICE seems to be sending single cars (lots of Subarus) with one agent (some women) to sit in various neighborhood all days. There’s also a belief some may be ICE-contracted bounty hunter types. They’re not as noticeable and it’s not clear what they’re casing, but they’re really lurking.

countdown to the first gay man’s griefbot to get banned from instagram for posting dick to his story

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

‘His life is in danger,’ U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said about newborn Juan Nicolás. The child fell ill after spending almost a month — or half his life — in a San Antonio-area family detention facility.

This shit isn’t over. None of the kids can return to school, none of the parents can return to work. Everyone who was in hiding is still in hiding.

ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.

the Black Panthers were right

6 is four states doing an intervention on the one state that carried the team in a worrying fashion

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

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I will never not share my favorite public health poster.

A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong. SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew. KENNY: [laughing] ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.

The cinema is Maggie Cheung's introduction in The Heroic Trio 24 times per second

hell of a finish at the Daytona 500

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

god damn

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

The killings add to the death toll of 591 since October 10 'ceasefire' that Israel has violated more than 1,600 times https://aje.news/9jai4p

This is blackout poetry to me