🎵 Whoop whoop Dat's da sound of honey bees Whoop whoop Bumping into other bees 🎶

this is the level of "debate" from the right, and centrists still wanna act like there's something worth engaging with here. couldn't be me tbh

me realizing i’m starting to talk about the patriots the way jason mendoza talked about the jaguars

made the rookie mistake of telling my toddler we’re moving closer to the ocean. now every morning he assumes we’re going swimming (and is furious when we’re not) my son, we are new englanders. We don’t SWIM in the ocean; we stare at its steel-and-silver churn and mull over the horrors inside us

This bit of coming to Bluesky to complain about Bluesky and then pointing at the replies as proof that they’re right is getting old. It’s so hard for people to consider that maybe they just suck.

It's easy to give into panic and there IS a ton of things to be afraid of right now and in the future But what I am holding onto is that the truth of the matter is that the current regime is incredibly unpopular and relying on projecting the image of overwhelming power because they don't have it

they’re baling me up for the harvest tomorrow

the new account created today with 6 followers and 0 posts and 12 replies that is replying to you with bullshit is a troll and if you aren't blocking on sight you lost the game cmon yall don't waste the energy, don't engage especially in other people's mentions

how do pearlclutchers facilitate our descent into fascism? simple. pearlclutching is a demand for decorum, assimilation - to control people & narrow their choice of actions to a select few “acceptable” options. they use social shame & influence to push this. authoritarianism does the same.

If elected Democrats had actually done their job after Trump’s attempt at insurrection, we could’ve seen headline like this about Trump. But instead, the Democrats did nothing and turned around and gave police our Covid response money.

Another reminder to divorce your Republican husband/breakup with your shitty boyfriend:

happy New Taskmaster Day to all who celebrate

i don’t have any big feelings about charlie kirk getting shot, but i will say that if you’re posting videos of it on your feed, i’m gonna assume you’re a pervert and block you, because regular people don’t want to see that

so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived

The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.

I'm so tired of New Hampshire's shit.

Still, you gotta admit the one thing that always works is scolding the electorate to suck it up instead of demanding better candidates, it never ever fails and has worked literally every time and *holds finger to ear* hold on I’m receiving new information

cishet abled white guy melting down over “how awful this place is” because at-risk folks said, “don’t demand people prepare to sacrifice us today because of a half baked idea of what political expediency looks like in a future we may not make it to” makes me so violently angry i’m queasy.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Me: “I think A.I. is stupid and embarassing.” Somehow the most confident stranger in the world, every time: “Yes, which is why I only use it for the following reasons—“

If/when he does re-emerge it would be fun to insist that it's a clone just to be annoying

i do not like this sweaty dugtrio

i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

eBay needs to calm the hell down

You hear a rustling outside your tent. A shadow blocks the early morning sun. You open the flap and look out to see The Jorse

None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to

that’s our secret, cap: we all wish ill on jk rowling

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

NSFW

(lady doing math meme) resist libs calculating whether a yet-to-be-announced candidate's specific form of bigotry affects them in any way before calling someone a slur for not promising to vote for them in an election they claim won't exist in 2028

I think a lot of these “perfect is the enemy of good so we’re ok with anti-trans candidates” are just privileged white people facing adversity for the first time in their entire lives and are so fucking fragile and terrified they’re willing to do anything and kill anyone to protect themselves.

he just like me for real

i am absolutely fucking fed up with being scolded by liberals. i voted for clinton. i voted for biden. i voted for harris. but the instant i say that i didn’t *ENJOY* voting for them, these centrist freaks start screeching at me as though i didn’t vote at all, as though my leftist vote didn’t count.

Jordan Peterson has somehow come down with a crippling combination of consumption, Dutch elm disease, "wandering scrotum" and zebra mussels. He is being shipped via barge to a "health palace" in Macedonia where he will be submerged in Windex

"You're just JEALOUS of Elon Musk's wealth" His biggest hobby is Twitter which is available to me for free, but cost him billions. I don't think I've even seen him behind the wheel of a cool car. I genuinely can't picture it. I also have Diablo, but apparently neither he or I actually play it.

Criminal immigrants, government waste, rampant crime, dangerous vaccines — if we've learned anything from the first six month of Trump 2.0 it's that Republicans have based their entire ideology on lies. Kind of wish the media made that clearer during elections!

Diminish an album: Stakes Is Medium

oops i couldn’t sleep so i read about some Current Events and now i feel like my brain is on fire and there’s a live rattlesnake in my stomach

LOOK MAN I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE AT THE MOMENT

the scariest part of this shit is that there are people out there going "Whelp ChatGPT said it, so I guess there are three b's in blueberry!"

Jade Coccoon

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

Why does the concept art for changes in Janine's look between seasons of The Real Ghostbusters look like an incel meme?

“I don’t use AI for work but I do find it useful for telling me when to breathe in and when to breathe out,” is what a lot of people sound like.