He did not rage against every reporter's question like this in the first term. This is yet another sign of accelerating dementia.

Gavin Newsom is the front runner for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination because he is the only candidate trying to appeal to what the Democratic base wants (putting everyone in the Trump administration to the sword).

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

It's so incredibly obvious that he had a stroke on top of rapidly worsening dementia and his home is being turned into memory care. The White House reporters are lying to you with every breath.

Now to cause mass hunger and destroy air travel during Thanksgiving and then ruin Christmas with tariffs.

for years, experts have warned of the dangers of running out of internet juice, the special juice that powers the internet. warnings that have mostly gone unheeded. until today

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

Look, folks, if you're convening meetings to chart a strategy to defend the president for being a child raper, you should probably remove yourself from the situation very permanently.

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

They operate from an almost unconscious presumption of absolute impunity. Violence is strictly one way; they have a moral right and duty to inflict it, and the out-group has a moral duty to suffer it. It doesn't matter who did it; that anything at all happened to them is unnatural and terrifying.

the most irritating thing is that Microsoft refuses to take "no" as enough with this shit. every couple weeks i re open Word and i have to say no to copilot again, or I get prompted to enable it when doing something else on my machine leave me the fuck alone, @microsoft.com

It's almost like Republicans never really cared about free speech, states rights, or free markets.

There was no negotiation with Germany. We accepted the surrender of their remaining armed forces and declared their state abolished.

Weird that DoJ just said it's fine to carry rifles in the district.

I think the Commanders should change their name to the Washington Epsteins.

I REALLY want the Lincoln project or somebody to buy up some timeslots on Fox News with a 30 second advertisement of "Trump won't release the FBI files on Epstein. {get over it clip}. Why? {palling around with Epstein footage}." Ideally when Trump wolud be watching.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

Congressional Democrats still don't get that they'd have +20 approval if they had just voted against everything.

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

Donald Trump's constitution has exactly one clause: Donald Trump can do whatever he wants unless someone stops him. He is going to declare a lot of wars now.

Just about every Republican/Trumpist complaint about public transportation is a poorly disguised version of “there are too many black people.”

If you're thinking, hey, wait, lack of housing drives homelessness, so by refusing to allow new housing, the right creates more homeless people and then profits from the perception of increasing crime, you are correct. Sucks, doesn't it?

Cargo cult. Just act like fucking adults who sincerely give a shit about something.

I’m generally a big fan of preserving historical places but naaaahhhhh, we can let this one go

Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

RETVRN Guy: We must be like Ancient Rome Me: You want to build beautifully ornate aqueducts that will endure for thousands of years? RETVRN Guy: No, I was thinking more like we can’t afford to inspect milk

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

The way you deal with fascists is you say no. If they ask again, you laugh and tell them to fuck off. If they ask a third time, you kick them in the nuts and then stamp on their heads until they explode like watermelons. Metaphorically, of course.

And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”

The degree to which people romanticize farming is inversely proportional to their degree of actual proximity to farming and farmers This is basically a mathematical law

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

Congratulations to Elon Musk for committing multiple felonies to cheat in a race his candidate was never going to win.

Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

wow, they released the files and it turns out JFK was still alive until just a few years ago, living in an old folks home in rural Texas alongside Elvis Presley

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

Without France, we'd be printing new pound notes with King Charles III on them.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

What he's saying is that he can order Schumer to be deported and have his citizenship stripped.

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.

I will never pay for youtube premium. i will watch a 90 second ad for dog food before every video. i will listen to the same unskippable granola bar commercial 4000 times. i will suffer, and i will win.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

There is a very simple and effective solution to this, which Richard Spencer learned.

sydney sweeney: (appears in a commercial for 2 seconds) every fucking guy in america: (barking like chained up dogs)

The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

100% Canadian tariffs on Teslas ... and 1,000% tariffs on Tesla spare parts.

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up