Dude... what?

Good for him but I am tired of learning about all the ways a 41-year-old candidate for U.S. Senate supposedly has a lot more growing and learning to do. Maybe do that before the Senate? And maybe try out a lower office before then? Or maybe we just watch him blossom into another Sinema/Fetterman.

Hell yeah keep this in the news cycle as long as possible

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)

Dammit it’s already happening

Last month in The Onion:

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

(I see a bumblebee) Hi bumblebee! (I see a wasp) I’m gonna fucking kill you, you piece of shit. Then I’m gonna kill your whole family

This rules so hard

Because he hasn’t changed

HALFTIME Bayern 2-3 Real Madrid (4-4 aggregate): 2.68 combined xG Arsenal 0-0 Sporting CP (1-0 agg): 0.37 combined xG

Bayern-Madrid absolutely rules.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Can confirm

PAY ATTENTION

Exhibit 6342 why being dumb must be incredible.

Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

I just think I should be able to attend a World Cup game in the United States for less money than it would cost for me to fly to Europe and watch a Champions League match, airfare, hotel, and tickets included.

Lol what the fuck. It’s a shame because those shoes are quite comfy.

Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison

It’s coming down in a big way folks. Many people are saying they’ll be paying you to pump gas very soon.

conservative free speech is when they speak and you listen or suffer the consequences

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

Says the soulless freak that has been in government since 2011 and before that made a living stealing from the government to the detriment of those less fortunate.

Joe Davis's live call of this is a lot better

Day two of the dumbest discourse I’ve seen in a while. Maybe this app does have the juice.

AP Exclusive: Hamlet Performed at High School, Eight Students Feared Dead

“I don’t get my feelings hurt easy” says the woman who’s entire claim to fame is crying bc her feelings were hurt that she didn’t win a race, that she finished in 5th place.

I bet this hits hard if you’re a fucking idiot.

Latifa Fartass France, Insee Social Security Death Index, 1970-2022

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Lmaooooooo

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

This statement reads like he’s only resigning to avoid being expelled. What an asshole.

Sounds like a paid crisis actor to me.

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

“I’m glad you all could make it. Now, before we eat, let’s check those prostates.”

He should taste it. That's why they call it sweet and how you can tell the difference.

They look the same. Two mouth breathers with soulless, empty eyes, metal framed glasses, and slicked back hair.

it'll be back in three days