Here's the problem with Bluesky: - Not enough users are talking about the movie where Billy Zane plays Marlon Brando - Not enough users are talking about the LACK of users talking about the movie where Billy Zane plays Marlon Brando - As a result, Billy Zane doesn't appear to be on Bluesky

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i guess the shooter missed his intended targets and only shot detainees because they had writer’s cramp from using a blue ballpoint pen to write “anti-ice” on shell casings or something

Don’t think I told y’all this but my sister is an author and she just wrote a 5 book children’s series specifically for black children. I’m so proud of her. *Not pictured - Brown Boy

This is on a post about a video game character. No connection to the movies or the comics, completely unrelated. Unhinged nonsense on full display lol.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Shohei Ohtani has hit 231 home runs in the last 5 years and struck out a total of 604 batters while doing it. 😮 Babe Ruth never once struck out more than 3 batters in a season that he hit 30+ homers. Seriously. Stop saying "since Babe Ruth". Shohei is one of a kind.

We are so cooked

y'all not talking about this found evidence because it doesn't fit your leftist narrative

Somehow all of these agencies were able to do their jobs before, unmasked. I wonder what's different now.

To the person who first decided that apples and peanut butter go together:

There were bomb threats the night of the 2024 election… Nashville was blown up a few years ago… the problem of American life is the failure to see violence as our tapestry rather than our tragedy

Denis Villeneuve will start looking for his James Bond next year after wrapping on ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ He wants a “fresh face” British male actor for the role. (Via: @Deadline)

Genuinely shocking levels of institutional rot going on in the US. The push to 'both sides' every question has left fucking National Public Radio to say "hey maybe tylenol really does cause autism, many people are asking questions"

HOLD UP. This is some reckless bullsh*t. Immigrants were shot and killed. Immigrants. Not ICE officers.

Ted Cruz is now speaking at the press conference in Dallas and suggesting that rhetoric critical of ICE and Democrats calling Republicans fascist is responsible for the shooting today at an ICE facility -- despite there being no evidence of this

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Rapture day two… where are the snacks?

So they’re losing their tax exempt status right? Don’t care who you support, a church telling someone how to vote or a politician telling you how to worship are both disgusting.

Happy NBA Media Day to those who celebrate

Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN

Oh baby yall still on Twitter & they over there doing this?

I cant find the reply... but Elon is not a bad person because of Autism Elon is a bad person because he is going to cause millions of people to starve Laid off Hundreds of thousands of people Stripped resources for those in greatest need And has the chest cavity of a Decepticon

superb and sublime

you mean to tell me God didn't rapture me and i gotta cleave to a lover who leg meat dont fill up the boot???? not eye said the duck!

I didn't get raptured.... so one thing for certain and two for sure... you not finna be around me... spending up my money... eating up my food... burning up my gas.... if you not thick!

A message:

This like the 3rd or 4th Rapture I missed the cut on, starting to take it personally.

Welp, no rapture for me.

I heard that using the Amazon app gives you rickets, at any age.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

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Babies shouldn't be eating candy, so yoink

And now, a word from an actual expert. (via AP) apnews.com/live/donald-...

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

If you have a rent-controlled apartment and follow the word of Jesus Christ, please contact me before tomorrow

Don't suppose anybody in the room took it upon themselves to ask anybody in this admin why they'd rather have dead kids than autistic ones?

I know we clown strongly worded statements but every medical professional in the US needs to issue one by tomorrow morning saying "we're not following the bullshit guidance of a lifelong antivax activist & his senile boss"

Come on man lol

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

Now that’s what I call a pivot

Our book is IN your book, as I recall