People like Alex Jones, Trump, et al, need some kind of special status where all their cases are summarily and suspiciously reviewed to save money. There’s no penalty for consistently wasting the American people’s time and money over and over and over and over?

How to lose a million votes in 30 seconds

Hello internet. If your outlet/one you know of is looking for someone to cover the Pacers and/or Fever, would love to chat. Looking for more work covering both teams.

No-brainer!

(Alex Jones voice): predictive programming

“The Bride” by Dean Ormston.

Suzi Quatro, Detroit 1974, by Bob Gruen. #SuziQuatro

the only Italian I want to hear about today or ever

Today, we remember we can all agree that the world, she’sa round likea da meatball

Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Ain't this swell? By Jack Burnley and Stan Kaye, colored by Jack Adler. May 1947.

Loved his vocals on the last Corrosion of Conformity album

Look, it’s a self-draining swamp!

”The API response changed”

Please join me in flooding Curtis Sliwa with support to stick this one out

This is becoming the left version of Sovereign Citizenry now. Things to yell while the Police (or, in this case, ICE) drags you away. None of it matters if no one is stopping them. Apologies to OP, she is just the most recent person I saw with this take.

It would be a great experiment to flood these senators with praise online. Everyone bridles at getting yelled at constantly, but I wonder what would happen if other Dems saw these ppl getting flooded with positive vibes. We only criticize them for things we don’t like, and never praise them.

They rejected her, and now they demand she fix what happened because of it. Classic, and it’s truly something to watch people become apoplectic that a woman - and specifically a woman of color - has refused their demand, without an excuse or rationalization, just an ”I don’t feel like it.”

One of the most important illusions for the 1% to maintain is the idea that anyone other than them could afford anything that wasn’t subsidized by the suffering of people around the world. I’ve always been interested to see how this will play out. Not hopeful, interested.

lol Staten Island, get it together

Facebook t-shirts say shit like Im a FEBRUARY GUY I drive a FORKLIFT and I can totally MAKE MY WIFE CUM dont mess with me because I HAVE LOST CUSTODY

If “This is not a library” was a person #comicsky

Perfectly timed for the midterms. Can’t wait to read the transcript of another flop sweat cuck call where Trump begs Xi to help him win in exchange for saying that Uyghur concentration camps are cool and awesome.

QT with two separate pieces of identifiable info across two platforms

Picked up this beauty just in time for spooky season! Jack Sparling is a master

In other words, we have the hottest beef in the world! MAGA!!

They can get him back if the sequel is Jesus busting up a child trafficking ring under the Denver Airport or inside the Getty Museum

They rolled back the stone and all that was in there was a sov cit id card

After first WTC bombing, the US Gov issued an arrest warrant for KSM. He was in Qatar. A Qatari Royal gave him the heads up that the US was coming to get him and he fled to Pakistan. From there, he linked up with Bin Laden and became the mastermind of 9/11. Now Qatar gets an Air Force base in US.

“Who was this Alfred Nobel guy? Strange we don’t learn much about the namesake for the world peace prize in school….Oh, oh no…”

Post a children's book you'd like to virtually pass-on: JUST US WOMEN by Jeannette Franklin Caines A must for every daughter (and Dad who can be a buzzkill) "We'll stop at all the roadside markets and buy all the junk we like. And there won't be anybody saying... www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFnc...

I’ve been going through my daughter’s old books to donate and wanted to share some gems. First up: HENRIETTA MEETS SOMEONE NEW by Mister Rogers www.neighborhoodarchive.com/publications... A remarkably deep look at xenophobia that covers it better than many adult books ive read. Daniel’s…

The Nobel prize will be awarded to JB Pritzker’s thick pointer finger

In honor of spooky season; I’ve been saying, “Rest in Peace”, instead of “Goodnight”.

Back cover pull quote from the new posthumous Ozzy biography

Dressing up my foreskin weights by getting gauges in my balls

Good. I stopped reading anything by a Brony a while back too

TRUMP 24K GOLD (PLATED) TUGGING WEIGHTS WHEN?

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

"What’s a piece of career advice you’ll never forget?" "Trying to break into comics is like trying to break into Auschwitz kid. Save yourself. Get the hell out of here" -A Marvel Bullpen artist who was fired shortly thereafter. I did indeed leave and went on to paint Magic cards.

Only 10 senators voted for Bernie Sanders's amendment to reduce the Pentagon budget by 10% and instead expand veteran dental care: Baldwin (D-WI) Markey (D-MA) Merkley (D-OR) Murphy (D-CT) Sanders (I-VT) Smith (D-MN) Van Hollen (D-MD) Warren (D-MA) Welch (D-VT) Wyden (D-OR)

“By the end, he was more shmegma than man”

Remember how Trump said they can round up and commit anyone with mental illness? RFK jr is about to declare Trump Derangement Syndrome a mental illness

Makes sense from someone whose entire body of work seems like derivitive garbage generated by ChatGPT. I would predict Ryan Murphy agrees with him.

Pro-tip: always bring a beard comb when you ask Alan Moore for a pull-quote, and pretend not to notice when his leg starts shaking

This is what happens when you divert all your immune receptors to identifying and dismantling wokeness

JFC She's gonna be the first woman President