This is a fever that will eventually break. But these people will be unfixable for the rest of their lives after this. Whether they are unmasked or not, they will forever bear the internal stain of their VOLUNTARY actions, performed for money.

Apparently they didn’t learn from fracking

Double-Spacing is DEI

I think bc I've been talking a lot about comics today, this riff is making me want to recommend the fantastic HERMES VS THE EYEBALL KID to everyone. It's 88 pages, a love letter to Kirby, a ton of fun, and a great intro to Eddie Campbell and his creation - BACCHUS www.weisshahn.de/bacchus/book...

Some people have never been to a jazz club. You can finally see what you're missing.

CHICAGO THUNDARR —— INTERIOR, RUINS OF A PORTILLO’S Ariel: People used to call them Hot Dogs, but I’ve never seen these condiments Ookla (OVERTURNING COUNTER OF FIXINGS): RAA Ariel (BLINDING OOKLA WITH LIGHT): Ookla, no! They’re not real dogs! THUNDARR: I want to know more about these…condiments.

THUNDARR: PNW Holy shit now I feel like we need CSI style regional Thundarrs. Chicago Thundarr, Great Lakes Thundarr, New Orleans Thundarr, Orlando Thundarr

I bet at least 50% of women who are into gross, dominant, old guys can also write as well - if not better - than Olivia Nuzzi (not a high bar). I really don’t get the fascination.

Ditko was definitely an ass man

I’m starting to think Steve Ditko - not Jack Kirby - was the master of action at early Marvel. I love Kirby, but even growing up and copying him, I realized that a lot of the fight choreography made absolutely zero sense, and was kind of like action figures posed awkwardly to simulate fight…1/4

Apologize to the man, @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social

You heard about hot girl summer but no one prepared us for Old Fuck Winter

Holy shit this rules

It’s gotta be the job that does it, maybe they pipe something into the dressing room. youtu.be/i8aj3BA3cGg?...

One thing people really aren't talking about about this current administration is we are really getting to see how "the private sector is better at everything" plays out. Every one of this admins fuck ups are completely familiar to anyone who has worked in corporate America.

Two living AIs talking to each other

We lived upstate half-time. My dog was acting like he probably had Lyme. We were in the city and it was late so we took him to AMC. Instead of giving him a round of doxy and telling us to call them if he didn’t improve, they wanted to run about $8k in tests. AMC is for rich ppl

Media coverage of this Presidency is starting to feel like FDR without the wheelchair. Can he stand up for more than 5 minutes anymore?

Super-liminal propaganda

As the father of an adopted daughter, this lying grifter can get fucked in the hole the worm left in his stupid fucking brain with Sean Duffy‘s noodle dick

I don’t know enough about Dune to get this but it is ear delicious

Sean Duffy Taint Sunning Atrium

“The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet...Give me The Guess Who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic.“ - Lester Bangs, Almost Famous

6 months from now, newscasters will have to pause at a random point in the middle of a broadcast, open an envelope, and do whatever it says inside to prove they’re not AI. Trust will universally get leveled down to verifying noods

Lascialo cucinare

A ringing review. I will definitely check it out, but I am disappointed this is neither a Strange Brew-esque retelling of Hamlet set on Elsinore Pig Farm, nor a Babe spin-off about by the book detectives who are actual pigs.

And perhaps most importantly, the lies that justified all of those unethical and illegal actiond weren’t so blatantly obvious until well after the fact. There wasn’t video. Tom Cotton is not Colin Powell, etc etc etc

tired: GG Allin wired:

Yes, he can turn on a dime, without yelling, with just a look, same as in The Americans. He’s amazing. And that’s why he’s STILL my pick to play Victor Von Doom.

You know what’s a good movie I haven’t seen in a long time? Oh God, Book 2

Oh my God just fucking stop. We’re supposed to still care about which horrible entity ends up owning what? This is your pissing match, we all lose either way, leave us alone and stop trying to make us care about any of you.

Who has made this 🤣

Call me when y’all get serious about the matriarchy It’s just me and one e girl holding the banner😔

its time to unite Smithtown, Long Island with Fairfield County in Connecitcut in the hopes they destroy each other

Hear me out: The Wario Cuomo Bridge

Dr Zaius finally got his recognition

What is The Batman doing now that he’s “no longer vengeance”?

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

I see yer ma has got a bus pass.

Once the Democrats got on the “taxes are defacto bad and should be as low as possible” wagon, we were fucked

The only AI I want to talk to is Weird Al

Also semi-ironic bc Zuck has had a tribble on his head for the past couple years

Yes, but I think this kind of thing can overlook an important practical point: Everything will be Blue eventually. There is zero future for the Republican Party that involves voting. So the question is, will voting matter by that time? That’s another important front in this war

Yes, but having worked in corporate America with dead wood like all these guys, I can tell you the mostly likely reason they just handed in Putin’s plan was that they just figured someone else did their work for them.

This is amazing!

The other big thing about mayo is it’s hydrophobic, which is one of the reasons it’s such an often used condiment on sandwiches. Your bread won’t get soggy w mayo. Europeans tend to use butter, which serves the same purpose with less flavor modification

Merry Christmas (we can say it now) to everyone including the PERVERTED SICKO who decided to put toys in every store you go to! PARENTS FIRST - we can never forget!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Shoutout to whatever marketing genius first figured out translating the name of artist supplies into French for no reason other than vibes

Say what you will about my bank, they never ask me to do Squid Game shit because my mortgage payment is late

Just wait until the Nobel committee forms a soccer team