I would very very very very very much like to be paid by the word.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? No? Then you should see Gladiator instead.

Day 11: “So in a hundred years we’re all slaves to robots?” “Not all of us,” the Professor said, conceding the larger point. -from BLUE SKIES

Update:

Update:

I believe it's smokey and oaky, with a bouquet of pine cones and cumin, a hint of buttered popcorn, and a mahogany finish. Also I'm sorry if this is what the AI summary says it tastes like now.

Between this and AI Jesus we're having one hell of a Sunday

The profound moral conflict I feel btwn how funny this is and how profane it would be to laugh at a joke the Sox made

Day 11: “So in a hundred years we’re all slaves to robots?” “Not all of us,” the Professor said, conceding the larger point. -from BLUE SKIES

"...and the Magic Rat drove his sleek machine over the Jersey state line..."

New post - a little poem about the people on their way home up there and maybe a little bit about the rest of us too.

Not sure where this fits, but it seems like a good moment to remember the time Barack Obama played Daniel Day-Lewis playing Barack Obama.

My son just put on his first baseball uniform.

Just finished reading chapter 6 straight from the notebook, crossed-out words and everything. I might edit it a little before publishing it, but they loved it.

Love the way the boats are checking to make sure they haven't turned into the Fantastic Four.

Bruce Springsteen is making me a fan... Opening his concert in Los Angeles yesterday, worth the wait to see the transition to the opening song 90 seconds in. ✌️❤️🇺🇸 #Resist

This is a really really good idea.

Love the way the boats are checking to make sure they haven't turned into the Fantastic Four.

man I needed to see a thing a bunch of humans did together go correctly

We still have a couple of minutes everybody

Amazing stuff as Artemis II completes the final portion of return to Earth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhD...

Six Minutes of Silence

Artemis II just switched back to local radio communication. They're almost home. This is so cool to watch.

Pretty sure this was on the Nebraska outtakes.

I think about this a lot...

I don't think I've ever gone from angry to following so fast.

Just finished reading chapter 6 straight from the notebook, crossed-out words and everything. I might edit it a little before publishing it, but they loved it.

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

Ketchup is the only condiment that should be put on a hot dog.

Okay I think I'll have the new chapter ready in time.

So, I've been reading Daddy School to my son's 2nd grade class (it's free on Patreon if you want to read along), and I just agreed to come in tomorrow to read chapter 5 & 6. 5 is mostly a video that the character watches. It's really cool. 6 is... well, I haven't finished writing 6 yet.

"Oh no, not again," Eddie thought.

New post - a little poem about the people on their way home up there and maybe a little bit about the rest of us too.

It's a lot. We love them a lot.

I have not been secret about this at all.

Also if you follow writers they totally just share their writing with you. All the time. It's wild.

Can confirm. It's totally bonkers.

My 8-year-old son, speaking with more wisdom than he knows: "Sometimes it's not just a cliffhanger for the reader, sometimes it's a cliffhanger for the author, too!"

Lunch break poetry - I'll clean it up a little, but I really like the rough draft.

No particular reason, but I think everybody in Congress should read this great old comedy about a dying madman and his family - who spent his last twenty years letting him believe he's a Roman Emperor. It's a funny play. Well, it was.

Help me satisfy an evil corporate overlord? Or just buy me a coffee!

I keep thinking about that Bradbury story, "There Will Come Soft Rains." It's dated for August 2026. You were off by four months, Ray. www.libraryofshortstories.com/storiespdf/t...

Lunch break poetry - I'll clean it up a little, but I really like the rough draft.

If you're in Illinois and you are arrested protesting Trump's illegal war and threats of genocide, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

My 8-year-old son, speaking with more wisdom than he knows: "Sometimes it's not just a cliffhanger for the reader, sometimes it's a cliffhanger for the author, too!"

y'all.

Earthset.

Just remembered I did write a moon haiku

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