Libs can't stop admitting just how much they they think it's okay to exploit and pillage and brutalize the third world eh

exactly this. do you correctly view MAGA as an evil force that jerks off over murdering women and flash banging babies, which must be crushed and destroyed forever? Or are you still clinging to a dangerously naive delusion that these creatures can be won over with the Power of Debate?

Literally the heads, and many smaller but still effective, parts of our government want to kill everyone who doesn't sign on to "some humans are more deserving of life and rights than others". Laying down because you want Peaceful And Civil is gonna continue getting people killed.

One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this

I dunno, if they're gonna proclaim 2026 the year of insurrection anyways... maybe we just give it to them? Just spitballin here

All showered up and ready for my annual "so why do you deserve to still work here" interview tomorrow 🥳

hey, boys, let's go to Maine in the absolute dead of winter and make sure everybody there REALLY fucking hates the GOP right before a pivotal Senate election

Haha!

Merry Butt Munch to all who celebrate 🥳

Leah got me some fingerless gloves, which I think is her way of letting me know she's about to kick out of the house. Also, proof of life and holy shit A: this haircut and pic angle makes my hairline look like it's receded (it hasn't) and B: hair is almost full gray now.

The best thing Adams ever did was get asshole cancer, aggressively

I have eaten seven (7) eggs in six (6) hours, AMA

ICE won’t hire you if you can find the clitoris

forcing dracula to watch 'There Will Be Blood' and he's all like "Vut is with all this oil bullshit?"

ICE is a relatively newer agency that has always terrorized communities and attracted white supremacists to their ranks. Do people want to “train” them to be better at that? Any mention of training reveals someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

Fuckin' go birds

If he wasn't already dead this would kill Ernest Hemingway

🎵would you 🎵like to 🎶see a muuurrderrr

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

Sci fi writers in 1950: in the future there will be flying cars and wormholes that allow us to explore the galaxy The actual future: here's a pedophile computer that tells you to kill yourself

just saw a headline refer to Maduro being "in custody" was the Lindberg Baby 'in custody', were the US Embassy personnel in Iran 'in custody'? I'm going insane!

Never ask the US state department where the Iraqi gold reserves went.

I was at the mall today and heard someone say "let's ask that old guy" and then a group of teens came up to me to ask if I knew where a store was, so I guess 2026 is shaping up to be a year

we live in an Information Age man you got Wikipedia on ur phone I don’t have the time or patience to teach you what a Pronoun is or why War is Bad

A really awesome way to turn a Song You Love into a Song You Fucking Loathe is to set it as your wake up alarm

yeh

HEARTBREAKING: the cross-eyed fat cat that's been coming to my porch when I go out to smoke, and have been considering just bringing inside, belongs to Gerald, the 35 year old man-child across the street who I don't wanna like but really do

I wash all three of them every day so I won't be forced to use one of the dozens of others I have

My cats are never more patient and brave than when they are waiting for me to divvy out their once a week wet food

Christ, yeah

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in the Winter Palace.

Watching “Home Alone” for the first time in, uuuuuh, probably 30 years and had to stop and breathe into a paper bag when they said their flight was leaving in 45 minutes

I'm so glad I bought this ram kit when I did. Its normal MSRP at the time was $350, I got it black friday for ~$180, and now its current MSRP is $600 and no one has it discounted.

they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him

“Our Founders…would panic about the survivability of a nation if we have too many [Talia] Janes.” - Ben Sasse, 2016 “Last week, I was diagnosed with metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die.” - Ben Sasse, 2025

It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/

Cordwainer Smith's "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell", first published in a 1962 edition of Galaxy, is the first instance, to my knowledge, of a cat-girl being so hot that all animal-people get human rights. There are several, extreme and extremely valid, problems with the story but I love it very much.

"Federal Reserve to Inject Up to $7 Billion into Markets Tomorrow to Ease Year-End Cash Crunch" per Newswire

THIS IS HOW I FUCKING FIND OUT MY TEEN BODY ODOR WAS SO FUCKING BAD WAS BECAUSE MY PARENTS KEPT ME DOPED TO THE GILLS ON RITALIN?? Wtf I thought I just smelled bad. It did go away after I moved out, but I thought that was just a "guess puberty is over" thing.

Independence Day was the top movie of '96 and honestly fingers are crossed

How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter

she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas

first seven episodes of a documentary of someone accused of a crime, told from the accused's and their attorneys' perspective: free my boy 😤 last episode covering the trial, complete with the prosecution's evidence: oh fuck he is A MURDERER