Tale as old as time

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Just look at this creature!

big part of why the right insists everyone on the left is a paid agitator is because they themselves constantly put over paid agitators

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

It is MONDAY. I will find out (but not be allowed to tell anyone yet) whether OMENS OF CHAOS made the bestseller lists on WEDNESDAY (a week from release day + time to tabulate). I am gnawing on my hands.

“Make (Every Other County Except) America Great Again”

i dont think im gonna do that

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

Love when there’s a children’s movie about a sport and every athlete you ask about the children’s movie is like “I BLEED CHILDREN’S MOVIE I GO TO SLEEP ON A PILLOW OF CHILDREN’S MOVIE ORIGINAL ANIMATION CELS”

“Proctor’s Gaze”, AD Ovidio Cartagena My second and final for Magic’s Secrets of Strixhaven. Really really proud of this one.

im cryin over this tweet tsunku made like “yayy we’re making a new rhythm heaven and its so good yayyyy” and just attaching himself giving a big ol thumbs up next to it like i can feel the joy in this post. im going to start posting myself giving a thumbs up whenever i do anything i like now

Hey if you're a young adult in the US pay very close attention to the moment because in shockingly few years the popular account of who did or said or supported what right now will be at times unrecognizable. Don't let that break your brain or just you, as a person.

The best time to pick up Omens was two days ago, the second best was yesterday, BUT THE CURRENT BEST IS NOW

Welcome officially to the world, OMENS OF CHAOS, the book I fought for fiercely and am so very, very proud of.

Playing Marathon but shaking my head the whole time to show I disagree with colonialism.

happy easter

Thinking about this tweet

Saying "soup is not a meal" just tells me you haven't had the right soup yet

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Someone at Disney is really just having one of those days today.

what did he know

mecha fans sound like widowers when they speak about their beautiful dead wife named RightStuf

"I thought Dandân was the boats." "Incorrect, Dandân is the fish." Both false. Dandân is the friends we gave a stack-induced headache to along the way

sometimes eBay is a magical wonderland

Truly a perfect news alert

why are they still doing these

Soccer fucken rules.

It has taken me five years but finally one of my absolutely correct Gundam opinions has been immortalized in a episode of @gundampodcast.bsky.social 🥌

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

“Flames. Flames! Flaaaaames… on the side of my face, breathing, breathless, heaving breaths.” — Mrs. White #clue #mtg #art

They want you to love yourself ✨ ‪ #furby #allfurby #safefurby #furbyart #furbyfandom #furbycommunity #furbyoc #longfurby #oddbodyfurby

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

whoever was the translator at Kaizoku fansubs and decided to not translate nakama, just look at your legacy...

A little tired of these major historical events

Lmao

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Phyrexian Couture

Finished the giant playmat comm so here's Jodah, Tymna, Jeska, and Kefnet in a new capenna styled scene!!! #mtgart #newcapenna