now and forever

Can’t wait to start calling any pro-AI relatives apostates.

Screaming, shitting my pants, and throwing up learning that the best deck in Standard in the Pokémon TCG can be purchased in full for $40

New paper! 🧪 This study uses some of the data generated during my Masters research and looks at carbon sequestration in the subpolar North Atlantic: agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/...

Wizards get so mad when you kill them with a gun. All like “ahhh I thought we were doing it magic style” or “this was supposed to be a magical duel this was your idea glggh ack” it’s like dude I’m not dueling you with magic you get a good grade in magic I am bringing my Sig

The “echo chamber” stuff is so weird to me. Yeah brother it’s actually normal to want to hang out with people you like, and not hang out with assholes.

A book nook inspired by Prismari, where creativity takes center stage. #MTGStrixhaven 🎨Book nook by David Miniatures

Uncensored full frontal hog

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

"WotC Marks Marvel Set Release by Firing Fleem, Live, from a Real Cannon."

Telling my grandchildren these three were founding members of the Commander Rules Committee

Here's a Kermit for ya!

Idk. Might mess around and report a bunch of scalpers on tcgplayer tonight. 🤷‍♀️

Good morning

when are they going to make a Gunpla kit of the juice robot

Do not buy the Goblin Storm deck for $800, there is no decision more guaranteed to leave you full of woe than buying the Goblin Storm deck for $800

Abbot Elementary, to my knowledge, is the only sitcom to look dire into the camera and call Henry Kissinger a war criminal.

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

Re: The Odyssey movie: if I judged in favor of Aphrodite and she showed me Lupita Nyong’o and told me she was the most beautiful woman on earth, I’d have no reason to doubt it.

Amuro Trauma Ghost: Hathaway........ You are..... The last Newtype..... Except for...... Seabook Arno, Uso Ewin, Banagher Links, Jutta Qasim,T.. Tobia... Arronax if I have that right? Hathaway: Banagher Links? Amuro: a Beast Mode, he has

THIS FUCKER DID *WHAT??* THAT IS A WAR GRAVE!

Fate will find a way!

Please do not try to clock “balanced list of threes” as an AI tell because that’s been classic rhetorical structure for going on three millennia and it’s baked into all our writing now, I‘m begging people to read more old things

We must all stop purchasing UB products.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

god i love voir dire. average people will just say wild ass shit to a judge utterly unprompted. it’s so beautiful.

i believe, in my heart of hearts, that if we all post hard enough on a website that nobody normal has ever heard of, sabra hummus will have no choice but to shutter their operations indefinitely. come on, team

I need an outfit that makes me look like a panera in the 2000s

do not ask the audience what content they want to see. They will not actually show up. I promise. Make something you want to make & if an audience exists for what you’re doing, they’ll come. Don’t worry about thinking there’s “too much” of that thing either. If you wanna make it thats good enough.

Thought that name looked familiar

Slightly increase a band They Are Giants

bsky is still incredibly salty that a big chunk of the early adopters of the site, the ones who fostered any real growth, was a cohort of trans shitposters who wanted to leave twitter they gave invite codes to their tech friends, not expecting said friends to be/be friends with trans people

For those outside the Seattle area, the current area drama is that wealthy residents of a mansion neighborhood are complaining to the city that helicopters that carry children to the Children's Hospital are too noisy. I cannot say my thoughts publicly :)

Harris/Walz would’ve won if those fucking establishment consultant hacks had just gotten out of the way and let them say “These freaks are weird!” every day for three months and you’ll never convince me otherwise

Bro are you ok? You just executed the Musō Tensei (無想転生 Nil Thought Rebirth) bro, the ultimate secret art of Hokuto Shinken that requires the user to become so consumed with grief that they attain communion with the absolute deathless void bro, you embraced the true nature of sorrow bro, are you ok,

like. aren't you tired of treating your fandom with corpo-approved family friendly gloves? don't you want to enjoy stuff like the adult you actually are, not the Ageless Sexless Heterosexual Christian Consumer Blob that corporations perceive you to be?

i am really sick of the anti-sex attitude in fandom in general. "gooner art style", "this is for gooners", "the gooners will ruin this" PLEASE get off the internet and experience life, demonizing intimacy makes you sound sheltered at best and like a demented Baptist boomer at worst

I want to lock Char Aznable and Super Creek in a room together

tam is FINALLY done! i can't wait to be the problem tomorrow (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ i'd also love to play her on stream if anyone wants to have me on 🥹💙💚