If I'm driving behind a truck and they pass home depot without turning in then they don't really need a truck

Alarm clock lobbying the US government to end daylight savings time as a publicity stunt

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

‘Tenacity’? You mean Nashville?

painting hyper local political commentary murals in my small town, call me creditunionsy

aws reseller (derogatory)

This meeting could have been my only son. This meeting could have been my baby boy

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

magical realism and it's just getting taxed on your spell ingredients and not being able to support yourself on a court wizard salary

if you turn off a terrible movie instead of suffering through it pointlessly you can still make it to heaven but the angels rib you about it

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

the sun was invented by Big Squint to sell more steely gazes

basically impossible to live in a cave these days without it becoming the Main Thing About You

We did ranked choice and charter reform in Portland, and now instead of City Council being Teargas Ted and 4 ghouls funded by property management firms, we have a council with as many socialists as bootlickers, and they just decided to give 2 million to city parks instead of to the police.

It’s like @johnrogers.bsky.social says: if you constantly label everything you don’t like socialism, and you suck, eventually the youth will just embrace socialism.

Last week to visit the exhibition.

Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is

Ohh so like the mattress is firm but they're also like a firm for mattresses

Improved the Google trends API :) New bits: - News articles for each trending topic - 4h, 24h, and now weekly trends - All associated search terms (like actually every search term) It's 2 bucks/mo for 10k requests, lower if more people start using it rapidapi.com/chriswmccull...

oh whoa javascript tells you where the text-insertion cursor is huh

I made a live Google Trends API if anyone needs one bc PyTrends stopped working: rapidapi.com/super-duper-... It has actual search terms unlike the Google RSS feed and doesn't cost literally $75/mo like SerpAPI's :)

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

Old algorithms

Business dudes have been suckered by “yo, this computer *thinks*” since the 1950s.

We should domesticate wolves a second time and see if it makes a new type of thing

3-piece mcnuggets (2 mcnuggets + vest)

If any of you guys are religious please pray to your deity of choice for me to find a job soon, skills and networking aren't cutting it I need a pantheon on my side

(Looks at watch) we have about 4-5 summers left before you guys need to figure out if you’re a communist or not

Night Watch tonight.

Working on an open-source Branch alternative, if anyone wants to test it out lmk :) It consists of some npm packages to scaffold a NestJS template and SDKs for your apps If you know how to hook in native intent listeners to js I am looking for you console.rowt.app

clp 050425 4-color plot on A3 paper took 17 hours #penplotter

stripe dashboard is the crysis 3 of 2025

cauldron me beadron me if you wanna readron me

my 60+ steps to fix a memory leak 🙃 Thought it was tensorflow, wasn't, downgrading to bun 1.0 fixed it :)

i actually think it's disgusting that slack automatically changes :) to 🙂. they do NOT communicate the same meaning! you're embarrassing me!!

Live feed interface just about done

this is so funny to me

been reposting hits from the scanner over on @cocoon.tools In the next few days/weeks I might look into building a bot that reposts a result once or twice a day with the categorization and confidence, just for a lil transparency for the curious ppl

This is environmental story of me trying, failing, and eventually succeeding in fixing a memory leak 😎

I need just specifically the ability to turn off audio on image posts on instagram, that shit jump scares me

improving the realtime scanner with a hierarchical model :) it's not very confident yet but the highest confidence it does get is ~90% accurate. I'm reinforcing it a bit with some training but this is sufficiently usable

training this social media topic labeler and its wild how hard it is to separate politics and sports

I finally made a version of the @cocoon.tools pain point scanner that reads directly from the @bsky.app firehose and runs an improved categorization algorithm in realtime. Subscribe to certain categories, keywords, and confidence ranges :) Still in development and fine-tuning the categorization