Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

Tyra Banks and Ken Mok should be in The Hague.

The way I scanned this whole thing looking for @johnrogers.bsky.social involvement.

With minor tweaks, Amazon Ring’s tool to search for lost dogs could be used to track people www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

God even the touchdowns are dogshit

I have literally never laughed harder at a football game and I went to every single Columbia game in college. Jesus Christ

A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls

Booooo! I wanted them scoreless!

Mr Beast, AI, AND Salesforce! Someone call The Hague.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen since the cats movie

My favorite part of a bad Super Bowl is the commentators trying to convince us that this is brilliant, actually.

This game has passed into performance art.

I can hear @mguariglia.bsky.social screaming from here.

Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing

Me: in my day teams used to score six points with a touchdown My grandkids: ok grandma, time for bed.

Every AI commercial fills me with a rage I cannot express and I’m someone who thinks it has some good uses, so I think they’re gonna lose the PR war.

I watched a wwii documentary before the Super Bowl. I’m really leaning into my boomer dad era.

Second year in a row the halftime show had me standing on my couch screaming and then I looked at the score and remembered how bad the game’s been.

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot” Page Six:

It’s impossible for me to hear about 250 years of unity and NOT immediately think of the Civil War. It’s like “don’t think about an elephant” for me.

I think the only thing I’m going to take away from this Super Bowl is that I don’t listen to Green Day enough. And I just bought the special edition of Warning on vinyl.

Tom Brady on a stage while Green Day plays American idiot is one of the more surreal images I’ve ever seen

Tbh this is a really good point. In the summer of 2010, a bunch of legal aid interns saved a lot of homes from foreclosure because we were the most annoying people Bank of America ever met.

My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.

i have been harassing our technologists about if we can build an open-source thing for this for.. a while.

dear god: "plays like a gilded trash remake of Jonathan Glazer’s The Zone of Interest" www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Do you know how many politics friends I had to explain Brett Ratner to this week?

Literally every single good Hollywood journalist is going “of COURSE it’s Brett Ratner.” newrepublic.com/post/205753/...

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

Josef Hartinger was a German prosecutor who investigated murder at Dachau. His investigation temporarily halted killings. It’s believed that more acts like Hartinger’s would have changed the course of history.

Found: cat, one brain cell (unused)

I’ve been working on a “you can’t have Greenland but you can have Green Day at the Super Bowl” joke for 24 hrs and I give up

I love coming home to LA for the holidays. Every billboard is a for your consideration billboard. Half of them for movies I either forgot or barely knew existed.

I love how everyone so often we learn that “piracy” is a very important archival tool for media people wanting to disappeared.

It’s once again time to pitch my sell out move: pr company called “Streisand Effect Inc.” and all I do is tell people to just let the story run. And then physically keep them off the internet.

You know, there’s been a lot of great developments for my imposter syndrome. The Nuzzi/Lizza saga has made me much surer of the quality of my own writing. And Bari Weiss has made me much surer of my skills as a journalist.

And, in fact, delaying comment is a common tactic when a subject knows they’re about to be the subject of a negative story. A) they do it to slow the story and B) they do it for the disingenuous “they never let us respond” argument that Bari is clearly too green to not see as BS.

Love to spend a Sunday frantically explaining that AI is simultaneously a) not that revolutionary and b) a fucking bubble about to burst to my mom.

Oh thank god I thought I’d be going into holidays without resolution on the bamboo.

oh the CBS bosses went to dylan byers? then they are definitely lying.

There’s nothing I love more than telling my cats that they are, in fact, cats.

I unwind by watching documentaries about Nazis from the middle on. It's very soothing.

I sincerely hope Rian Johnson never stops making Knives Out movies.

Hey! Quick question: what the fuck? youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...

I do like watching AI ads get the google glass treatment: “we reject this, it’s creepy, and you look stupid”

The other day I clicked on a link and it took me to Deadline which asked me to subscribe and "support independent Hollywood journalism." Bitch, you're owned by fucking Penske.

The best merger is none. None merger. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...