The replies are all good but underappreciated is Mickey's Philharmagic. There's an apple/cinnamon smellitzer during Be Our Guest when you see a pie.

I've joined several over the years and end up never using it because the UI is too much

Paul tried to give Waffles breakfast and got "Look, I'm sure you're doing your best, but this just isn't how it's done"

One day I'll be able to stop taking 6am flights.

I get it in theory, but this wasn't my experience as a prosecutor. The defense attorneys absolutely care, so I had to also. I do agree it's worse for domestic violence/sex assault cases. Those always have a "did they deserve it" and "why didn't they fight back/leave" bias issue re: jurors.

Wally has been good about being in the playpen if we leave to go run errands or something. We set it up so he'd learn to stay in one spot and chill instead of being anxious and pacing. I haven't put a top on it since he shredded the first one, but he also hasn't climbed out again. Until today.

Somebody chose to run around like a crazy person after eating his breakfast Which made him puke it all up And he is confused and also it is my fault.

Just read a sentence describing someone as "tall, thin, and lanky" 😐

IT'S SO CUTE.

Again, these people would never survive college football

it bothers me how many people claim they can 100% tell when something was written with AI because now if i don't fit _your_ personal bias/expectations, i'm potentially getting punished for doing something i didn't do.

I HATE CARING ABOUT SPORTS

I'm watching from the kitchen standing here working on my night cheese and a beer because if I get any closer to the TV in the living room I'll cry from stress

WE CAN HOPE

It's just this but faster and with tequila

VIVA MÉXICO

This game is the college football game of these games. Just insanity for no reason. Deeply unserious but also SO SERIOUS.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S THE BEST

NVM WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GAME

WHAT A HORRIBLE SPORT

GROSS I HATE IT HERE

So making them run around like this is to make sure they're completely wiped by the second half right?

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEEEEE SWEET LAND OF LIBERTYYYYY

we never should have told this website about FIFA

We still have 45min til start (thanks weather!) and I am already STRESSED

This is the post that won me over forever. Between that and his mom's name on his jersey? 15/10.

Accurate

lol all those shots of kids crying being a sports fan sucks kid may as well get used to it

They did it!

EXCELLENT POINT.

Wally just ran right at Waffles and head-butted him and Paul went "HAY FALTA! HAY FALTA!"

💀💀💀

I'm supporting Norway both because I need another round of the Telemundo announcers pronouncing "Oscar Bobb" and Haaland has the kind of whimsy I want to see in the world.

AND YET

None of these people would survive college football season.

It's that right to bear arms - couldn't take away our BaloGUN.

This is the most beautiful rendition of our anthem I've ever heard. youtu.be/gHfsSlWTmqI?...

One of the things that's been nice about this World Cup is that people are seeing how lovely and warm Mexicans are, wherever we are. It's been a hard 10 years here only hearing us mentioned because [redacted because lbh]. So, thank you and remember this the next time [redacted].

I hate that people set off fireworks after 10pm. Stop drinking and go to bed 😩

Right now - 114 in MD just outside DC And then back home - 106 in Houston - 105 in Corpus - 103 in College Station SUMMER IS THE BAD PLACE.

I feel like too many people visiting for the Fourth who aren't from where it regularly gets like this don't believe how dangerous it is and are gonna end up in trouble.

And on my birthday!

This is so cruel wtf bro 😂

Never not funny to me I moved all the way to Maryland just to be equally miserable in the summer as I was back home in TX. The relief is that we at least have seasons and I know fall is coming.

I just got to tell Paul and his sister about this and it's still so funny

a very long way from when @jacqueschrag.com had to explain what highcharts was 🥹