A literal legend

Here's yet another photo of my dog I love him so much

Paul sent me this earlier - Waffles when he heard the garage door open because it meant I was back home.

A TL cleanse if there ever was one

The best boy

I'm anxious about the game next week. It was gone for so many years idk if the youths truly understand you can lose every other game (pls don't) but you HAVE to win that one.* *over the series, they have lost most of them but that's not the point.

It's completely unhinged and I love her.

The university sent me my little cords to wear at graduation 🥹 the gold is summa cum laude and the red is the President's List, which seems redundant because they're both for a 4.0 but they're pretty so it's fine.

Everyone in that entire orbit:

Finished All Her Fault last night and it's 10/10 candy mystery thriller. Neatly ends, red herrings galore. Read some reviews and some people are mad they put the drama in the drama. Of course it's ridiculous! Of course these characters are caricatures! It's an airport thriller!

These cherry jolly rancher uniforms were certainly a choice. "battle reds" yeah battling with the food coloring stain in your mouth after you eat them

Impulse baked a cranberry upside down cake. Had not taken my medicine. Immediately forgot I put it in the oven. Remembered, but then had no idea how long it had been in there. Babysat it until it was done, then set it aside to cool a bit before I flipped it over. Then forgot it again.

sometimes i look at the spider under the stairs and think about how 5 years ago you couldn't have made me believe i'd reach a détente with the spiders in my home. but here we are and i generally leave them alone as long as they make their little houses out of the way.

While this isn't real (thank you replies) Imagine living your life in such a way that this exists and people could actually believe you wrote it.

this makes my heart so warm.

*sighs in texan with a smoker*

Grief is the worst because one minute you're minding your own business and the next you're sobbing in the Costco parking lot because sure why not.

that is one of the most Merica ideas i've ever heard

One of the most unfortunate parts tbh. Like, if you're going to inflict this on the rest of us that's the LEAST you could do.

Sometimes a typo is annoying enough that you just have to delete and try again.

Men respect women challenge level impossible 🫠

God may love everyone, but He clearly loves some of us more than others (complementary)

Tbh the whole insurance proposal is especially cruel when you consider the average reading level of adults in this country on top of how opaque a lot of healthcare things are. But sure everyone will easily and carefully evaluate the fine print of their options.

I'm so exhausted but I'm still watching this game because what if I go to sleep and Texas wins and I miss it (derogatory)

TL cleanse

💀💀💀💀

also worth it for beamer being sad

Well holy shit.

Okay so I think the Elko differentiator is that whatever he says to them at halftime actually works.

Old Ags saying we're an 8-4 school and everyone losing their minds because they're 9-0 Well congrats now this is gonna be a -2 loss.

We've been trying to tell y'all

looking at other games and maybe it's just a cursed weekend y'all

"This is a SHOCKING situation we're watching unfold" Tell me you're not an Old Army Ag without etc etc

The whole first half of this game is just

lol 20-3 this is the A&M we know and love

The Church has made *every* mistake under the sun in the last 2000 years, but sometimes we get something really, really right and it fills my heart.

when i'm queen we're going to make every man spend 10 minutes on one of those cramp simulator machines and dial it up to 10.

I'm still mad about it and I tell Paul I'm mad about it at least every other day

We don't deserve dogs 🥹😭

Right at noon I hear him move and I turn around and get "are you going to get up and give me my snack or"

Unfortunately I sing and talk to him all the time so he is now indifferent to my bullshit

finally made it to S8E15 of 9-1-1 and i hate it just as much as everyone said i would 😭

this is so real 😭

If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed

Me watching this game. Aggies of the NFL I stg.

The part that's most annoying, and that I keep thinking about, is that literally none of this has to be this way.