i love sideline interviews with a coach when the team is losing because it's always "what was the message during halftime? what did you tell your team so they can succeed?" and every coach is basically just: "We gotta play football better".

they're making it so not only is being latino unsafe, so is helping us or employing us.

Also this fourth one was how I learned not to commit to marker colors that were too dark because merp it leaves nowhere to go. 0/10 result but 10/10 learning things.

at least there's redzone

Also I haven't been coloring as much lately because of reasons and depression brain, but I did these recently. I've been experimenting with the alcohol markers. I don't quite get it yet but it's fun to use them.

even with the adderall it's like being a roomba and sometimes i hate it. got up to bake chicken for dinner. looked up and noticed i hadn't started laundry. went to start laundry, realized i'd forgotten to plug in my tool battery. plugged that in, came back to my coloring stuff. the chicken:

When I originally got this he figured out pulling out the trays pretty quickly but when I locked them he gave up. I brought it and tried locking one again and he got it (possibly by accident) so I gave it back with all of them locked.

lmfao "big fella" i love a big boy play

I married a Sober Husband. The irony is that he's from Wisconsin.

me: *ranting about people fawning over white out when maroon out is clearly superior* all i'm saying is they're not special paul: i'm sorry, dear me: THANK YOU. paul: however they did make the playoffs last year, unlike your special team.

Being an Aggie:

It's 2025 that isn't even close to far enough.

listening to people struggle to say concepcion is so hard i need someone to just sit them all down at once and do a little class or something

OH THANK GOD

every weekend i'm grateful for @sickoscommittee.org being the de facto college football RedZone

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

feature not a bug

back in old army we had to celebrate a first down as though it was a touchdown because that's what we had so you think i'd be more excited now and yet

okay at this rate it would have been easier to START with 100 flags and then just take one away every time someone did something that was allowed

tbh that was one of the very fun things last night. 15/10 everyone should do it.

WHOOP. GIG EM.

He was so mad to be up before 9 on a Saturday. Especially after I had the audacity to give him a bath before bed!

this game has been so, so good i'm glad i remembered it was on tonight

oh my god and YEAH. SCIENCE! dot gif

so surprise many shock very disbelief

omg what is this acc game day operations center business 😂 it's like when i used to work intake and a cop would call with what happened and whether i'd accept charges

i briefly thought this photo was blurry but i think that's just his fuzz. everything else in the photo is pretty crisp 😂

DOZENS OF US

This is what the internet is for

Here have a fluff

I'd forgotten it's candy corn season!

Idk why more of us don't look at elections as firings! If you were annoying and bad you get fired! First, it's more accurate and second, it's more fun.

WELP

MERICA

okay but what goofball at the nfl went "nooo our NfL FiLmS" and not "have the rights to the halftime show idc the ticket prices just doubled, the audience just doubled, the ad money just doubled, thanks for helping out"

in a comment someone called jeremiah daniel johnson (www.instagram.com/JeremiahDani...) the bob ross of fitness videos and it's so perfect

i appreciate this columbia commercial reminding me i'm outsidesy not outdoorsy

so i listen to football more than i actually watch because i can't sit still/need to be doing something with my hands most often i'm coloring, so looking down at my paper. i looked up a little while ago and found out i had no idea what al michaels looks like.

the lifespan of a gecko is not this long why are they still doing this to us

Paul doesn't want any yard dinosaurs and tbh, rude

i'm not gonna repost what i just saw and pollute your timeline but my first thought was lol we're only on day 248 there are 1213 to go

My first thought was wow it's wild we aren't a clown and then I remembered what bald eagles really are and yeah this is fine.

i can't believe i forgot this is out (in early access) today - i just registered and had 0 issues and i'm excited! whimsy.joshwcomeau.com

confused by someone attacking a law enforcement agency but making his point by ... killing detainees of that agency is the claim that it was an accident? that it was 3 accidental shootings? his bad aim just happened to be perfectly bad? [i am aware logic is unimportant. i hate this timline.]

2025:

i have a dream that one day i will know what it's like not to be so exhausted.

I wrote a tutorial for something a few years ago and the other developers told me it was too detailed. If you already know how to do it a tutorial is not for you, bro. Not everything is for you.