a pretty simple guide is work the story don’t be the story

I always thought Randy Savage was so cringe growing up. Now I understand he is absolutely peak. Sure, he's peak cringe but totally peak. He absolutely owns it, and wears it well. Nothing is more peak than that.

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

“Name a Civil Rights leader.”

Why must all the pressure be put on college athletes who are barely adults? Why not urge NFL professionals who already have millions of dollars to fall back on? If Bubba Wallace, the only black driver in the NASCAR Cup series, can convince the sanctioning body to ban the Confederate flag in 2020…

A perfect encapsulation of how these losers don't actually know any of the history they think they want to relive. In Hegseth's head the Crusaders were cool guys who did cool violence. In reality they repeatedly failed to achieve their objectives at huge cost.

SHOP YOUR LOCAL INDY BOOK STORES!

Lonely people on the internet when they see an animated girl with a butt:

I love this app sometimes

Maybe if the Bluesky team would spend more time working on their code instead of banning Palestinians, trans women, and people correctly pointing out one of the mods was liking porn on his publicly visible account then this website wouldn't be so shitty

"BlueSky? More like BrokeSky." - me, repeatedly, walking around the house for the last hour waiting for the dogs to like and retweet it

our tax dollars are going to be given to these people instead of…i dunno, school supplies? lunches for children? healthcare?

Heyo

too soon

The “we don’t have the votes” excuse for refusing to force a vote on impeachment is conceding the point and saying even the opposition party doesn’t think this high crime merits removal from office. It’s not being politically astute and pragmatic, it’s self-defeating in its cowardice.

This brought me joy.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

The obvious talking point is "Republicans want to give pedophiles a million dollars each because they helped Trump try to overturn the election."

One of my thoughts when Polis was first elected governor was "Oh neat! He's the first gay man to be elected governor anywhere in the U.S.! That's pretty neat!" And then for the next seven years, it's just been one "Please stop governing like a weirdo and making LGBTQ people look bad" after another.

The colonists literally went to war over less.

every single person who touches this needs to go to jail.

Coney Island Drift

THE WIENIE 500 - BACK FOR SECONDS

Also the next somebody says reparations for black people is a ridiculous idea, remind them that we have a reparations program for trying to overthrow the government

KYLE NO!!!

While I often groan about Palou’s dominance in #Indycar, the knowledge that Zak Brown is probably angrier about than me is a small comfort

I haven’t been this annoyed since Ty Gibbs said he grew up watching Kyle Busch in the 18 instead of the real answer, Bobby Labonte

If it were up to me, not only are we going back to Charlotte but we’re going multiple class racing! The current top-10 of the top-3 series race on the same track

It is NASCAR's All-Star Race time~

Bubba must be having flashbacks to the 2022 600 with all this DVP stupidity

I’m learning that there some cars who wrecked are already locked into the final segment. Just like qualifying yesterday, I refuse to learn the rules for this event. I’m just going based on vibes. Bad vibes overall but Bubba won the first part. That’s cool. IndyCar drivers are averaging 232 mph.

Fact Check: No, it wasnt.

Every religious institution in anyway involved with this event deserves to have their tax exempt status stripped the second T**** is out of power

“Maybe a hot dog IS a sandwich!”

LFG!

"This is fun." - Freddie "Yeah." - Bubba

the grand tradition of the all-star race continues www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCV...

I just can’t imagine there’s a path back to basic humanity for anyone who considers this the final straw

You die a Conor Daly hater or live long enough for Conor Daly to become harm reduction for Santino Ferrucci users. (Always fun to see a one-off with pace, especially in the charter era).

If this loser were as good as Townsend says he is, he’d have won a race and been able to afford a comb

it’s extra funny when you think about how many “i’m the father of a daughter” guys are like this. brother the all-gender restroom was really created so you could take your kid to the potty

Alberta separatism is the endpoint of the right wing radio/podcast post-truth ecosystem: a vocal and violent minority trying to tear everything down out of a belief that being petty lords over rubble is preferable to the tyranny of bike lanes and public transit.

the murder of juniper blessing is a horrifying reminder of the campaign of violence being waged by the most powerful against the vulnerable and the environment of hate being encouraged on all sides of the political spectrum

This is like a Pokémon saying it’s own name

PIZZA is rooting for KATHERINE LEGGE - legally his name is AJ Foyt IV - an ally. Pizza supports women - he firmly believes in the success of a Live Fast car at Charlotte