I can’t stand him!

look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time

Proud to present this pictorial thread of Jamelle Bouie insulting you #1: You're a dumbass

I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.

In times like these I wish the United Nations was real

now, it might seem odd that political commentators who advocated for the uk to leave the eu because of their belief in “the nation state” to be supportive of america’s annexation of venezuela, but what you have to remember is that those people didn’t actually think that, they were lying for money

When your hard to find fave dirty film is showing at your local cinema

Fucking hell, Hugo doing an adapted Taylor Swift thing on Uncloaked, thank fuck he's out already #TheTraitors

Be great if it was Alan Carr #Traitors

Of course we're not getting a reveal, damn teases #TheTraitors

The Secret Traitor Mystery only lasting 3 episode is disappointing #TheTraitors #Traitors

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

Cut to a week from now when they write each other's names down #TheTraitors

9 people from a cast of 18, 2 of which are traitors and not eligible, doesn't exactly feel like a shortlist. #TheTraitors #Traitors

Say "control" again, Stephen #TheTraitors

Has Amanda packed an old fingerprinting kit? #TheTraitors

Hugh Go

Hell yeah brother

he looks so gutted, ha ha ha #TheTraitors

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

I don't think I've ever wanted a traitor to be found out as quickly as Hugo 🤣 What an arse! #TheTraitors

Listen just call me a traitor. Being called a bad faithful would kill me. It’s a euphemism for fuckin useless #Traitors

Because we brits are so passive aggressive & conflict avoidant, saying "I'm speaking" when someone interrupts you is basically like shivving them, and I appreciate that the sound cues on #TheTraitors recognise this.

ooh, early traitor-on-traitor violence, you love to see it #TheTraitors

How is this even more pathetic than I thought it would be???

Does the secret traitor know who the other traitors are? #TheTraitors

"James, your sideburns are an abomination, and that's why I'm voting for you tonight" #TheTraitors

Ross, just stay quiet, don't draw attention back to yourself #TheTraitors

"Will they pull it off? But enough about the milking painting" #TheTraitors

Jessie's eye makeup is an international war crime #TheTraitors

sorry WHERE can you study FBI training for microaggressions I am creasing

last year’s missions: men carrying giant stone penises up a hill this year’s missions: men milking each other #TheTraitors

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

They really do get close fast on this show don't they. #TheTraitors

This show has had up to 15 million viewers #TheTraitors

This challenge #TheTraitors

“I’m happy to be the milked cow” #TheTraitors

Aiming for a Brambly Hedge-ish January

We're down to one Scot saying "murdered", look what you've done, people #TheTraitors

frantically looking around the room as we try to remember who Ben was <3 #TheTraitors #Traitors

We had a good run

I want Fiona to be the secret traitor #TheTraitors

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.

Love the return of the designing for Brooke challenge, Ru would never #CanadasDragRace

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism

[sigh]

I had no idea that just kidnapping the head of state of another country if they're a criminal and whisking them over to stand trial for their crimes was an option, but since it clearly is, we should crack on because there's LOADS.