What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Fun thing that's just a bit too loose for publishing or a blog entry - I've been putting "Vengeance Monster" entries on my random encounter tables. When I roll that, I pick out an adversary the players have faced before, add a few ranks and a new ability or two, and give it some... (1/2)

Going to be a lot of weird things we'll have to eventually explain to future generations about our current times. One of the more underrated ones is "Every insurance company has a human avatar that people seem to kinda want to fuck for some reason"

Ask and you shall receive

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

James Van Der Beek’s wife has a gofundme to try and ensure her children don’t lose their home. This is the reality of America’s for profit healthcare system. James auctioned off Dawson’s Creek memorabilia. Costars raised money. His cancer still left them financially devastated:

Alright fine, enough people have sent me this viral post from Elon's hellscape that I am, reluctantly, now going to fiske the damn thing here. I'm doing this hurriedly so forgive the typos to come. Let's dive in... x.com/mattshumer_/...

The "most moderates are actually just idiosyncratic" principle in practice: the people who handled both the Biden turbulence & the switch with the least issues were generally the ones who were clearest about what they wanted from Biden & from Harris, respectively

..........is elon wearing this shirt?

i'm not even convinced those ARE the masters tools. i think he might have taken them from me when i wasn't looking. i think those might be mine actually

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

This is House Rep. Paul Evans asking HB 4085 (AV) bill sponsor Shelly Boshart Davis a simple question about how we'd hold robotaxis accountable for crashes. ...long awkward silence... Then she has no answer other than to say, "Other states allow them so it must be fine."

I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.

*mayor pete, alone in a dark room, cigarette burning down to the filter, watching a zohran press conference on replay like the zapruder film* for too LONG. for TOO long. For too long. for too long. for too Long. for to

Playing that Animorphs game with the absolutely insane soundtrack

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

at the center of modern right wing is a ravenous nihilism that preaches to its aspirants that the ultimate aspiration in life is to rape a literal hole into the center of the universe if it means you will be remembered.

the fun police (me) had to stop dogs playing the greatest game in the world (pull toilet paper forever)

make her president

wizard interview

first sitting quirk chungus congresswoman

The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷‍♂️”

Outstanding

ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.

lmao pause

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

The people who bitch about "virtue signaling" hate the virtue at least as much as the signaling.

Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.

A thing that’s struck me about Epstein from basically first blush is that I get the sense that the pedophilia was just as much about flexing power and the associated impunity as it was any isolated sexual attraction to young girls, if not significantly more

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

You go to war with the martyrs you have. This is now a pro-Don Lemon propaganda account and he is to be considered an unstoppable ubermensch until such time he is once again a free moron. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

if they're making an example out of a liberal as milquetoast as don lemon u should prob think more about what's necessary

just choked on my beverage

The violent occupation of Minneapolis started with a vlog. I've wanted to find a framework to describe Nick Shirley & others like him: "Influencer" is too quaint. "Journalist" is obviously wrong. I landed on "slopagandist." Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...

Five jobs I've had: - dishwasher/prep chef at a Cajun restaurant - hazardous materials inspector - EMT - printer support for a call center - land mine extractor

reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”

“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day

In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:

‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’ https://theonion.com/dads-under-a-lot-of-pressure-at-work-says-woman-of-husband-who-spends-half-day-playing-clash-of-clans/

Some of y'all are new to this shit so heads up, DO NOT BRING YOUR DOG TO A PROTEST Just saw video of ICE agents do what is natural to them -- spontaneously choose violence -- and someone was carrying their dog near a cloud of mace. There's no reason. If you cant leave them alone, STAY HOME.