Sunday Scaries

thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like

#backthebaja #noMAHABlast

Just whirled the buttons around a bit and confirmed this is the fastest red card in #USL-1 history, officially 64 seconds per Opta. It breaks the record of 6:26 by Joel Serrano of FC Naples on May 17, 2025.

england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century

120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...

If we have to keep ritually sacrificing Republican Senators to keep Mitch McConnell alive, then I guess that's just a price we'll have to keep continuing to pay

historians can you confirm whether or not this is the original "t shirt raising a lot of questions answered by the t shirt"

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"

This promotional PSYCHO pre-release marketing photo (designed to satisfy demand and mislead from the film’s actual plot) always makes me smile.

there are teams and players mentally built to ride good vibes and support and there are teams and players built to be the villain and feed off hate and animosity and it just felt like the US team was very much category 1 not 2

No because a dolphin engagement ring is the highest expression of love possible a Marine can give to his stripper girlfriend. This is the peak of military romance, especially in the 90s. You guys just don't get it.

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer

Everyone's talking about like Groverhaus and Dashcon, but I'm personally holding out for my favorite movie from Internet lore: Dogs Stuck in Elk

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

If you oppose birthright citizenship you are not allowed to enjoy the World Cup. I’m sorry but these are the rules. badfaithtimes.com/fascists-are...

the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

One of today's political prisoners. Cartoonist & zine maker Daniel Rolando Sanchez Estrada wasn't even at the ICE protest. He was accused of "moving" a box of anti-Trump zines THE NEXT DAY. A rightwing judge sentenced him to 30 years! Just for possessing zines. The darkness is descending.

Truly excellent www.instagram.com/reel/CuHf50z...

NEW: Google's AI Overviews are treating entities from the SCP Foundation — the famously fake fan-fiction universe — as if they're real. The AI feature often contextualizes SCP entities as actual discoveries while describing made-up SCP records as "official" documents. futurism.com/artificial-i...

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

i'm not sure any tech criticism i could put forward rn would be more effective than the totality of this screenshot

it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

Six word horror story

Now that The Backrooms is a success, it's time for Hollywood to tackle that other masterpiece about a family home transformed into a labyrinth of liminal spaces. That's right, I'm talking about that literary classic: Groverhaus

Preemptive post:

💥 In Donetsk region, birds are building nests from drone fiber optics.

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

happy memorial day

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

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I also never realised how much the rise in deaths in Russia after the fall of the USSR wasn't economic at all - it seems to be caused by a Soviet public health campaign against alcoholism coming to an end blogs.lse.ac.uk/europpblog/2...

I'm sorry, what? In writing my first monograph, I spent six weeks trying to track down a citation in TWO languages I didn't know. And good thing too, because the citation was wrong. That's scholarship. That's research. You know, the thing we're trained to do?!?

dumbasses: no one is going to work to make the world a better place under communism, you're so naive dudes filming youtube videos of them clearing public drains for fun: hey guys this is going to be amazing

“This game was targeted for harassment because it involved this person, or that person” No. Any game release that achieves any broad level of attention now will attract reactionary commentators and their harassment, because generating hatred is how they make their money. It’ll never be enough.

“Bluesky is dying,” brother social media is dead. Bluesky is whale fall

standing in the middle and tossing zoloft into people's mouths as they approach one at a time, like a martial arts master expertly deflecting his students' attacks. they fall to the ground smiling

why does he look like when zoidberg took off his shell

peak neoliberalism is driving your party of "electability" to an electoral rejection so disastrous that in order to cling on to your personal power you're ultimately forced, years into your governance, to lay out some actual values that you claim to have