WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Every additional injera you order at the Ethiopian spot is an admission of weakness. If you ask for a fork you may as well drop out of society.

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

Sitting in my cave: "Video Games Georg? Oh no, you must be thinking of someone else."

I once lived in a house with 7 other people where flushing toilet paper down the toilet caused the basement where multiple people lived to flood with sewage. I won't be called "elitist" by someone whose name is in the Epstein files because I think healthcare is a greater public service than policing

tbc im fine with this argument. i also quibble a bit with the possibility of anything about the computer or people with a weird relationship with it having a slur at all, since slurs come with the power of reinforcing a repressive hierarchical system

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Condoleezza Rice: We must create the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus before China does.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

You're very kind, but farmers aren't more important than anybody else. It's a job. Anybody with the right training & resources can do it. Farmers thinking we're super important & irreplaceable is how we got in this mess.

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

you have to admit it's objectively funny for a bunch of people to turn into elves in 2011 and their first collective thought is "we have to create elf israel in portland, oregon"

can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Shhh let them cook

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

🎶 Hello darkness my old friend I've come to crush your disgusting bones again 🎶

"i never heard of autism growing up"

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

the predator in it looks like The Predators Nephew or something

I grew up in a Crystal Light household so I identify on a spiritual level with those women with big Stanely cups that can only drink flavored water.

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

Whatever of his Simon & Garfunkle, James Taylor, or Bob Dylan that it was the last time I switched out with one of his other three cassettes

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

They don’t have the power to do what they’re threatening on a grand scale. But they want us to think they do.

The modern social media machine has so rotted our brains, so inured them away from humanity and decency, that for the first time in history, savage murder is treated as fodder for jokes. Thirty years ago, during the OJ Simpson trial, this would have been unthinkable.

we underestimated Canada's first strike capability

scary eyes?

And again I say to you, it is easier for the Bang Bus to pass through the High St bus gate than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

"A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs"

Seems like Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) got suspended within 10 minutes of posting this?

The Virgin’s Revenge

i think if i was in charge of this site i'd want to remember that bsky isn't twitter, a site whose userbase clung to it faithfully as it crumbled around them. bsky's userbase is people who have already ditched one social media app when it failed them and they're absolutely capable of doing so again.

i keep seeing this take but as far as i can tell it’s pure speculation. try not to let your brain get cooked.

the alien franchise has been uneven as of late but i am sure we can all agree the precise thing we need to heal is "an evil sheep that does a little dance of sinister delight"

his father was unavailable for comment

Think about the level of certainty you’re immune from consequences required to sign your name to this nauseating crap, like it’s all a bit of good fun between fellas.

This entire book is a nightmare

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

I love when Goose Crowder is throwing to Mojo Dortch

hoes on my grains

I think all the criticisms of the prevailing culture on Bluesky are basically correct tbh, I just don’t care that much because the alternative is ran by a insane billionaire who hates people like me shot through with literal Nazis. I’ll take the occasional annoying millennial with an MSW over that