many people might not know this, but in iran, unlike america, it's considered extremely impolite to murder a bunch of innocent school children.

pretty much everything trump/hegseth assert is a lie, from murdering fishermen & others to launching war. this one is just as egregious as the others.

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

Suddenly understand why they aren’t concerned with spiking unemployment.

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

Josh Gottheimer, the 15th most Trump-friendly Dem in the House, will not face a primary challenger. He has voted yea for 28.3% of the fascist bills and resolutions the House has seen this session.

Seeing a lot of people posting about Sora being dead :/ wish people were more cautious about sharing Kingdom Hearts 4 leaks

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

In some sense, it’s kind of a relief that the current USMNT is so unlikeable.

But I was told that WA's new millionaires tax would make this impossible

The 250th is just gonna be a bust. The only people feeling patriotic are pro-trumpers and even a bunch of them are hurting. The World Cup is gonna be a disaster.

I hate the framing of “Ms Rachel has found a new cause—“ because no she hasn’t. Advocating for children kidnapped and locked up by ICE is not incompatible with her advocacy of children in Palestine. You just want to make her advocacy sound frivolous and fleeting. She’s being consistent.

I swear I look up to this woman even more than my 2 year old does 😭

It's probably a good idea to listen to the people who were saying "abolish ICE" ten years ago and pay attention to what dangers they're pointing out now and maybe get on board with that stuff too

That candy isn’t gonna crush itself.

No funnier film-illiterate take than accusing someone of “stealing” from Tarantino.

give Ms. Rachel a gundam

Seeing ICE detaining people at airports is so sickening and so are the details about the LGA plane crash. Just a fraction of the money they’re using to brutalize families could be spent on rehiring air traffic controllers, who they fired so they could brutalize more people

Update: The US has now also invented dying in a mass shooting because the ambulance en route to save you was blocked in by a robot car

Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone

Reminder that these Truth Social posts are just about trying to juice the markets, and should not be taken seriously as policy.

A 13-year-old girl tried to take her life by cutting her wrists with a plastic knife from the cafeteria after guards took away drawing materials, and was put into isolation without seeing a doctor. The teen was deported to Colombia after nearly two months in confinement

Not to brag but I could have achieved this a month ago.

if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings

God, to live in a world without this

Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.

I mean, let’s keep it funky, a lot of the “left-liberals” that don’t want to reckon with Israel’s genocide iced out TNC for these takes too. Huge self-own, imo.

Country that plans to host the world cup in 2 months: We are replacing all airport staff with our most violent high school dropouts

China representing the moral high ground is very... Demoralizing

Had to name drop the guy for a fellow Tennessean

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

My dipshit son only eats chicken fingers. (His son is 20. If this is about his son as a child, I PROMISE you no one is surprised he wanted milk)

This is gonna make the Mueller She Wrote lady continuing to use the name even funnier.

I agree with this but I cannot let it be declared funniest without at least a debate being held about this post

If you weren’t already on the Abolish ICE train, the President treating them as a paramilitary group he can send wherever he wants to do whatever he wants should get you there.

This is completely psychotic. He’s just a guy. And they’ve turned the full power of the nation against him because they fucked up their cleansing operation with him so badly.

This horrific story gets worse when you find out how this young woman originally came to the US: as a 17-year-old on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane

March madness has everyone firing from the logo.

Rivendale

Potentially unsalvageable country.

not now, hourly videogame box art

Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad

“Give me a hand here, Etta … I got into a nest of wiener dogs over on Fifth and Maple.”

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

even in spaces that aren't overrrun with bad-faith actors and hasbara plants, you hear 10X more about antisemitism in the US than you do islamophobia. the latter has been so baked in to everything we do for a generation or two, it's just how we are