Went to dinner at Westport Cafe with a friend and had the most charming waiter. Got our check and the card said “I had a delightful night, I would love to see you again” with a number. We immediately start panicking because there’s no check and we can’t figure out who he was hitting on.

I will simply not be contemplating space. What happens out there is none of my business.

Me to basically anyone I encountered for a solid month after the UWCL final

Love when the entire timeline comes together to say “man what the fuck was that”

It may be an ugly dome, but it’s our ugly dome. 🧡🥲

If I could sing in key, it would be over for you bitches

🎶 My house is on delulu girl avenue, my house was specifically built for two (drivers), some say it’s a place where your dreams come true🎶

It's Trans Day of Visibility and no one says my take better than Sir Charles.

are you an NWSL fan who wants games to be safe and accessible for all? do you want to send a pre-addresssed and pre-stamped postcard to the league? DM me, let's change the world together.

“These are my ladies” - Tank Evans from the cinematic masterpiece Surfs Up and me about my whimsical decorative birds in the office.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

No.

Charles remains a true Auburn man. 🫡

We shouldn’t objectify people but on the other hand, the Top Gun: Maverick dogfight football scene exists.

Wow, the disrespect to my beloved outfield stingray tank.

Help my stepmom is watching Bill Maher

The problem for the Current is that this is a mess made by the hubris of their owners, and the fix is those same owners show humility and admit they were horribly wrong. Billionaire owners aren’t often comfortable with humility.

My 85yo dad is so psyched to be at this protest 🥲

Can’t have USA-Belgium without remembering that Matt Turner once told Kevin De Bruyne to “relax dog, it’s a dogfight out there.”

😭

I am watching the North London Derby from a pool, the way all women’s soccer should be watched tbh.

RAMMER JAMMER YELLOWHAMMER, GO TO HELL, ALABAMA.

André isn’t going to say it but he’s not just the tallest NWSL writer but also one of the best. I learn something new every read (and laugh a bunch too).

i just emailed [email protected] to let them know how wrong this is; I also submitted a message through CPKC Stadium's contact form: cpkcstadium.com/contact hopefully they follow what folks are saying on social media, but how about we stuff their inboxes? #nwsl

Truly one of the best to do it and we are so lucky to have him @thombomb816.bsky.social

Loving a sport that doesn't love you back is tiring. Soccer is a lot of things, performative is 1000% at the top

my god, this woman!

this means more than words can say

Kim Little contract extension 🥰

If there's any current player who deserves a statue as a club legend, it's Kim Little.

“Everyone deserves it, but she deserves it a little bit more” 🥲 Captain Kimmy, forever.

The Trop has a roof. The stingray has his skateboard. Baseball is back. 🥹

We used to be a proper country that made shitty but good Nicholas Sparks movies.

mentally, i am here

Really not enjoying that it’s just this every game

My favorite male athlete is Meriweather Lewis.

One of the things I love most about Jason Isbell is that he makes me homesick for a place I can’t return to and somedays that fills me with melancholy and other days I feel such a sense of relief that I have moved beyond.

Reminds me of KCMO City Council continuing to divert our Public Mass Transportation fund to road resurfacing and streetlights while our bus system is literally facing a $22.5 million funding gap that's set to cut 1/3rd of routes and 2/3rds of weekend service!

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Real sad music hours, y’all.

💃💃💃 (but inside I was 😰😰😰)

their goal being called off is retribution for stina’s goal being called off for a nonexistent handball back in november

Couldn’t happen to a nicer coach. Get fucked, Todd Golden.

At least we didn't lose while being up two players!

The Current’s decision to hire a manager who’s never done the job and have no midfielders is, shockingly, not going well