Just had a child ask if they could use Reddit as a reliable source, so that’s how it’s going as iPad kids grow up

So we know the gay hockey show has fully rotted my brain but I literally called a child by a characters name

It got cold fast this year and while I am nowhere near mad it does mean I need to actually turn on the heat in my apartment

Just felt incredibly powerful explaining hockey face off physics to a bunch of men ama

There’s a child at this hockey game in her pajamas and I’m obsessed with this

I hate sports

Got to ride the candy train on the metro tonight so my life is officially complete thanks for playing

Went and got bird-themed drinks that 100% lived up to the hype so much I explained heated rivalry to anyone who would listen

I desperately want heated rivalry merch but I refuse to have anything for even a fake hockey team in Boston Montreal or New York

Did her parents email the world sevens broadcasters to get her a job there too

Once again returning to my full time job of refilling my humidifier

Things are getting ~spicy~ and I’m here for it

Michele Kang said we might have a salary cap for players but not for the FO

Why is the NWSL like this

Fell back asleep after seeing the 2 hour delay and then dreamed I woke up too late for that

I understand you not wanting people to try and game the system but if I can’t take the tomatoes off my sandwich when I order online I’m not ordering from you, I’ve got a nightshade intolerance

Same person different fonts

The Wheezy/Cantore battle was adorable and made me smile so much they’re so sweet

WHEEZY

Okay, I’m over the stadiums telling Emma what subs to make. I get you wanna see your players (she should start them) but at the same time it’s gotten obnoxious

Rose trying a back heel goal when Sofia is literally on the field, nice try sweetie

My Irish ancestors are gonna be pissed I’m watching the uswnt friendlies mostly for an Italian woman

Al Roker: literally explaining what the balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade is My parents: wait who is that?

A former student is at Anfield right now I’m so happy for him

fuck

Bringing home two full bags of laundry that’s procrastination

STOP SHOWING ME SPORTS BETTING ADS. STOP. I HATE IT.

I’ve been waiting for this footage and it did not disappoint this shit is insane and would get you kicked out of most major sports. Unprompted, this would get you a misconduct in hockey of all sports

If you know me, you know I don’t drink caffeine like ever. About to have a Celsius for the third time in my whole life today

I don’t care that is 12:45am I will honk at you this light has been green for half a song chorus that’s enough time to be waiting

I miss my friends is it next season yet

Best hangover remedy is plane anxiety and running for a connection. Don’t feel shit from the alcohol or the loss right now

NWSL supporters are the coolest people in the whole world

MADE IT TO THE PLANE forgot Denver was altitude as I was running but we ended up being totally fine

Plane delayed for cargo reasons already a half hour, and I only had a 55 minute connection in the first place. Guess I’m hosed

Get me on a plane, I’m starting to lose it. Might not turn my WiFi on for my own sanity

Gonna come out as a super plane nerd and say I watched the spirit plane leave and now I’m having fun tracking its path

Remember that time we bought a bubble machine for after we scored at the 5,000-seat soccer plex then never got to use it because we didn’t score a single home goal that year? Or when our entire team left because of shitty leadership? Twice? You wouldn’t survive a minute as a spirit fan

My body hurts. Like, allllll over. I think I’m getting too old for this

I love a bed. Bed is good.

Hey. I’m in California? Still hasn’t sunk it and it won’t before I leave

WHY have we not been walking into traffic!!

Losing sucks. Had fun. I love my team.

Gotham won the championship, guess it’s time for them to rehaul the whole ass roster again

Wait, they didn’t give the mvp to the ref? Weird

I hate California

Andi Sullivan coming over to thank us, my captain forever and always

Esme Morgan you’re a spirit for life