I need like $400 and a good night’s rest and I think all of my problems will be solved but instead I’m watching the heated rivalry men slut themselves out and it’ll have to do

Rory never makes it easy does he

Which rich bitch politician is flying their private plane out of DCA this is the busiest runway in America how’d you get your Cessna here

My Olympic ticket window opened at 1am my time and I thought about setting an alarm but I didn’t I just looked when I woke up naturally and did get not-too-expensive tickets to the women’s group stage in nyc so that’s nice

I’m tired of making sacrifices for men I think it’s time to start sacrificing men

We sent people to THE FUCKING MOON and they’re like “splashdown will be at 8:07 eastern” and it fucking WAS that is genuinely insane to me like they had parachutes there were probably wind speed variables involved and they got it to the goddamn minute?! SCIENCE

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Watched this while the opening band played at this concert

It’s been 10 years since my first uswnt game of my adult life and genuinely I can’t believe I’d be like this ten years later

Not only was my bus 9 minutes early so I didn’t have to wait for it but now I’m the only person on it, I love this for me

6 out of the top 10 selling kits were spirit kits? hot damn

Genuinely how do I get a video out of brain I saw one yesterday that I literally see when I close my eyes so watching something else doesn’t help and it’s so gross and makes me feel like my skin is gonna fall off and that my scalp is on fire this doesn’t seem normal

shout out to 16 seed Howard, who scored more points on Michigan during the tournament than any other team they faced

I saw the space shuttle at udvar-hazy last year and I just kept saying “that thing right there has been to SPACE” you can ask @deadpetvet.bsky.social and @riot-grrl13.bsky.social I could not act normal around space shit I’m so glad I’m not alone about it right now

SPACE IS SO FUCKING COOL YALL LIKE COME ON

“Behold the resurrection of our season!” Gift 85:48

Equally as exciting as the first spirit win is that the Her diner bathroom has a squatty potty

I get you’re “bay fc” but get that old bay can banner off your end

BLOOD KIT

Everyone should root for Lander in the D2 championship game my kid plays there

Someone explain to me why my mom’s cotton shirt with an ice cream stain on it got cleaned and my cotton shirt with an ice cream stain on it is somehow still stained despite being in the same washing machine and both looking clean after the wash but now suddenly it’s back

The camera in Spokane is actually mounted on Artemis II

How are your college aged players a better loser than your sorry ass

Geno’s a lil bitch

The photo from Artemis is just proving people don’t understand how a globe works “how can that be Africa” because it’s a globe.

I’m at my parents with air conditioning god bless

Yall are gonna lose your mind when you wake up to Sam Kerr going to Denver of all places

I’m at 77 now. Overnight rain will hopefully drop the outside temp and help me out. Yes, I have my windows open, yes I have fans, yes I’m still sweating my ass off

My apartment is 78 degrees. It’s gone down from 79.9 when I got home. Someone please come pour ice on my skin thanks

Washington Post: the majority of drivers who owe the most money are VA drivers The Royal Y’all: but those are just Maryland drivers with VA plates Seriously, when can you understand that it’s not just Maryland?

This might be one of my favorite lagigis I’ve made she really looks deep into your soul and judges your choices. She’s everything I want to be when I grow up.

Watching games at home for ncc is so interesting cause like what if we stayed at the plex

BAY?!

Bay?

This commentator man is on two strikes

Calling a Scottish player English might be the meanest thing you could do

She was our 4th official last week and I have to ask- have we seen her as a center ref at all? Did she get demoted?

And now my former student is in the men’s d2 championship!! What a good year for me personally with d2 basketball

I’m sorry they named it what?

IUP WBB IN THE D2 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LFG

Fuck. Come the fuck on, Ireland. Let’s fucking do this

Happy Orioles Opening Day!

No red cards today so NWSL had to be chaotic in other ways honestly I’m glad we made it out of that with a draw

Talk about a San Diego player that actually plays for them pregame challenge

I will say, the draw sucks, but a lot of the things I noticed as problems in the last two games had clearly been worked on in training and looked much better today

Remember that time the ref literally helped an Utah player up?

This keeps happening and I genuinely don’t get it

Y E S

I am TIRED of everyone on the field holding Sofia and it not getting called