I’m going to k*ll my m*m

My (single mom) client brought her 9 year old and he just yapped away at me while I put her foils in and she fell asleep. He kept going over to check his iPad (and set a timer for himself once? lol) but not using it and then goes, “wow time goes by fast when you’re not on the iPad.” 🥹

Shohei’s cold, let him in!

BUT LETS FLIP THE CALENDAR

Ryan watching the Jerry West doc and anticipates it entering the second dynasty: “You better go upstairs before this makes you really mad”

The reason Dr. Al-Hashimi has epilepsy is the same reason my mom does, actually. Viruses are no joke

I told this to a client once and she was shocked. “Hearing people makes me feel less safe” is what she said. Which made me really sad. But I too was born and raised in the suburbs. Living in multiple cities Jane Jacobsed me

I won’t even go to Current games til usually June at best* because a) this is the midwest it could snow before then and b) it’s made far more miserable by being windy due to being on a damn river

Some of us have been saying: when they use the term “economic impact” ask them to show their work!! (They can’t). We literally just let FIFA come in here and rob us. Begged for it actually.

Wait I’m crying

Almost daily I repeat “no way!” the way Joe called it when Miggy hit the WS homer. His silliness is important to me

Joe Davis lmao I love you

I do not want to be in a place where people who never used Good Twitter are yapping away on a weirder, worse version of it. They are different posting vibes entirely

People get sooooo mad whenever anyone [INCLUDING THOSE OF US WHO ARE GEN X] talk about how reactionary white Gen X is in particular... they usually yell about how much they hate the concept of generations, lol.

I was raised by agnostics who wanted to be atheist (my mom esp) but am by default of being American still born into being a cultural Christian (you can quibble with that term but it’s the best I’ve got)

Sweet relief 🫩

I forgot Kris Murray existed for a second and got scared by that bench shot

It’s almost like WE ALL SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN fortune.com/2026/04/10/a...

Gonna watch an entire Kings game tonight please do the right thing Blazers friends

Cutting through all the unknowns about shitty roster, bad strategy, soft skills…I realize this is actually how I feel about the Kings rehiring Doug Christie. Simple as.

Andy Pages just wants to posterize his boys

@Clayton Kershaw is this Will Smith

Putting my logic and rationality tools in my belt as I saddle up again today. 75k people came to town for Comicon and it hardly made a dent outside downtown and you think the whole metro is gonna shut down over Algeria v Austria? The thinking cap store is fresh out istg

Local news is my opp more than usual lately. Every day I am having to talk my clients out of a panic about how insane they’re hearing the World Cup is going to be for the entire city, to the point some of them want to book avoiding it and I juuuuuuust

So excited for Royals bi pride days

Project Hail Mary The Drama Ready or Not 2 And I’m counting Testament of Ann Lee as a 2026 release

Your life is just a series of your own preferences is SO it

TFW you’re Justin Wrobleski and you’re pitching against the Blue Jays

One of the most important yet elided facts for understanding the Holocaust is how very, very, few people did anything. There are movies about them, yes. They are not examples standing in for many more though. Half a billion people lived in Europe and 28,000 are recognized as having protected Jews.

The Goddess was the right drag name for Lauren Betts, Bosco!! My queen

Celebrating never watching Charlisse Legler-Walker play basketball again 😇

Bruins enjoying Bruins @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social

ALL GA(B)S NO BRAKES

Call your lil timeout Dawn

I love the Jaquez siblings

PHEW 🐻

Lauren you’re scaring me girl

They won’t stop talking about SC. That’s fine. Underdog UCLA lol

I wish I had a Cadbury Crème Egg ☹️

it also has this one

State of Connecticut

We’re…winning?

Wow a Current goal! I saw it with my eyes

I think home schooling should be illegal and this would have me seriously questioning that

Phew 🐻🐻🐻

LAUREN BETTS MY QUEEN

Haha horns down

Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff https://theonion.com/pelicans-kings-game-ends-after-neither-team-able-to-recover-tipoff/

Why does the headline make we want to cry a little

I am so SICK of having meddling, idiot owners run my sports teams. You are not good at this just because you made millions in pharmaceuticals or tech! Let the smart people work and wave and smile from the box with your cocktail! Why are rich people like this. Let me own a sports team I’ll have fun