Me. I have tried a failed a few times to dredge up an ounce of care for this USMNT and I cannot

Wildlife? Fuck em

I’m not part of the bing bong community, but I consider myself an ally

Oh noooo

Having big hair, fun strategy

Been having a good run

Just said “yeet it in the bin” to an Australian do I get a prize or treat

Had to talk someone concerned about World Cup “craziness” into not delaying an extra 2 weeks and rebooking their normal amount of time, 6 weeks away, which is July 16th. 3 days before the World Cup final. The last day KC has a hosting obligation is the July 11th quarterfinal.

Hey let’s put up this sign real quick, right in the middle of the sidewalk, so travelers get a better idea of this historic neighborhood *250 ft away*

As a Knicks fan simply for the series, I think everyone needs to shut up about the win streak. Feels like you’re talking about a no hitter out loud

Many running this account are saying, go Knicks

“I love basketball!” - Heather Haavisto

Jose Alvarado annoys the shit out of me. Love his mosquito buzzing ass basketball playing

Nooooooo fix him!!

Had an 11 year old try to teach me a “hack” for seeing the back of her haircut in a mirror today Girl, do you think I’ve just been forcing people to leave without seeing the back of their hair for 20 years because I couldn’t figure out how

My free what? Does it Men in Black flash me as soon as I open it?

Got spooked and thought the NBA Finals AND Love Island started tonight

Miss you, King 😭

Damn. RIP to the greatest coach in Sacramento Kings history. nbacoaches.com/nbca-mourns-...

Unnoticed by who lol

Pressure is a movie crafted for my dad, a man born before D-Day who ended up working in a weather related field for the Army Corp of Engineers and always wanted to be a troop

I regret to inform that I am now rooting for the Knicks though

Show me De’Aaron Fox NOW

I am smiling

😮‍💨

More like Chet HolmWHEN are you gonna show up to play, pal

Champagnie one of the coolest names

Folks I love basketball

the bus. you've once again invented the bus.

We don’t talk enough about Mark Dag’s goofy haircut

When you watch a player for so many years that all their body movements are like so deeply familiar to you…😭

Me and my giant Costco tenders are ready for game 7

Why tf would Apple TV put the no hits in X innings stat on the screen!!!

Just issued @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social a yellow card for two mentions of the Shaq/Kobe Lakers. One more mention and he’s getting a second yellow and ejected

De’Aaron traumatizing me still with missed FTs

I love this song…turn it up

I’m not sure it’s possible for my specific field to do work I find unethical…maybe if I enjoyed sales and was good at it. But I do find it interesting the lawyers have the most commentary on this topic

Still pure, never downloaded. I just know the vibes are incorrect over there

If I were a Spurs fan right now, oh boy jfc

That’s Sacramento’s own Jared McCain

Some of the worst dialogue I’ve ever experienced for money

Lol

Big clubs win the Premier League basically every season. Ho hum, unremarkable. But a European winner winning a relegation battle? That's history. That takes something exceptional. Up the Spurs.

A remarkable amount of haters on here! Too bad for you, go Spurs

Wait why tf is there an SUV with FIFA26 branding following me into the West Bottoms, fuck off

Godspeed, I will be doing hair during this match

A flagrant??? Come on lol

I’m sorry ponytail boys but these are basketball plays

You are the villains. The ultra-wealthy are the biggest challenge facing this country. Everything is downstream of that