🎶 My house is on delulu girl avenue, my house was specifically built for two (drivers), some say it’s a place where your dreams come true🎶

while we're brainstorming last-place trophies may I humbly suggest this throw pillow "for that instant zhuzh factor in any room" www.redbubble.com/i/throw-pill...

Soccer nerds F1 Podcast 😂

Deepti won Japan by a single point due to Donald saying "we're not counting assumptions" with his whole chest so those are the rules now! Though he tied I've placed Kyle in 2nd for picking the correct winner and he sits at the top of the overall standings with a 47 point lead

It's time to review everything that happened at the Japanese GP! Deepti & Eboni join Donald to review the entire weekend at Suzuka, plus we recap our predictions and give out Zoomy and Gloomy Boy honors. Vroom Vroom 🏁 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0UIj...

The Japanese GP is upon us, and we preview it all! We discuss your favorite driver's favorite track, whether distractions off the track will affect Audi, and if Suzuka be a much better race with the new regs! 🏁 VROOM VROOM 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0FzV...

The Saudi Arabian and Bahrain GPs have been canceled as a direct effect of the Iran War, and we need to talk about it. We have a difficult conversation that’s important and you won’t want to miss it. 🏁 Vroom Vroom 🏁 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/37aH...

happy birthday to our resident secret zoologist @kylecarr.bsky.social! 🥳🥳

🏁VROOM VROOM🏁 André and Eboni join Donald as they review the Chinese Grand Prix. They touch on the canceled races, Ferraris having fun, the Honey Nut Feelios podium, and sore losers. 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0k38... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... #f1 #formula1

Russell takes P1! And a Ferrari 2-3. That was so much fun. This battle between Mercedes and Ferrari will be enjoyable this season

That was a lackluster restart for everyone not named George 😬

Lindblad and Bottas both retire, and now a safety car! True sprint for 5 laps let's get weird!!!

Admin is now breathing again after that Ferrari battle. Carry on

Kimi with a 10 second penalty after the crash in lap 1. Yikes, kid

Absolute cinema from George and Lewis. Charles is easily in 3rd. I'm #noticing and #appreciating

Ferrari absolutely took off, McLaren got absolutely beat, and 2 laps in we have another Mercedes/Ferrari battle

DELULU ISLAND WE'RE HERE

Hard tyres for a Sprint is a choice!

19 Laps No Pitting Mercedes front row lockout again BBL Williams starting from the pit lane Chinese GP Sprint, let's get weird 😏

Vroom Vroom Sprint Edition ™️

Oh snap, accountability comes in spreadsheet form?! Now I gotta really get off to a good start like Ferrari. -D

I’ve been trying to figure out what is going on in F1 for a bit and someone mentioned @drsfcpod.bsky.social and that intro pod they did was super helpful. When they were like“This is a faberge egg going 300km per hour” the stakes of each race clicked for me

F1 looks set for a five-week break after the Japanese GP, with the Bahrain and Saudi Arabian races expected to cancelled as a result of the war in the Middle East 🗓️ The calendar would be cut to 22 races with F1 taking a commercial hit of more than £100m.

🏁 Vroom Vroom 🏁 It’s time to preview the Chinese GP! We prepare you for a weekend that includes a sprint race and has many questions about which cars will hold up with just one practice session before the action intensifies. 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0GTb... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

🏁VROOM VROOM🏁 Deepti & Donald joined André to review the first race of the already much maligned new regulation set. We discuss whether all the moaning was warranted, Aston Martin zombies, George trolling, AI, and more! 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1r5d... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

And so it begins... Drivers' Championship after the #AustralianGP: 1. Russell - 25 points 2. Antonelli - 18 points 3. Leclerc - 15 points 4. Hamilton - 12 points 5. Norris - 10 points 6. Verstappen - 8 points #F1

Want to hear what @ebonic25.bsky.social thought of the race? Head to our instagram to find out where she thinks Lance Stroll should be 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DVnKhU0...

If the rest of the season is like this, it’s going to be a fuuuuuuuuun year… Be on the lookout for our race recap later this week!

F1 posting on AO3 be like

George Russell wins the Australian Grand Prix! Kimi Antonelli makes it a Mercedes one-two, and Charles Leclerc holds off Lewis Hamilton by 0.6s for third Norris, Verstappen, Bearman, Lindblad, Bortoleto and Gasly round out the top ten #F1 #AusGP

LANCE, MY GUY, GET HELP.

11:11 make a wish (mercedes to majorly fuck up)

let them have throwing stars

Hey @838carlisle.bsky.social, what country are those drivers from?

Schroedinger’s Aston Martin team. Are they on-track or off-track at any given moment?

Alonso doing intermittent racing

The components being Alonso’s nerve endings.

Lance, we need to have an intervention. You cannot earn your dad’s love this way. Go to therapy.

This might end up being our most used GIF this season

Feel like Stroll and Alonso driving is a OSHA violation somehow

i try not to kinkshame but alonso going back out 15 laps down is some sick shit

“LANCE STROLL DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND FUCK IT ALL UP” - overheard at the bar just now

lance stroll is giving himself lifelong health problems in P17 rn bc his dad made a poor business decision

Alonso, randomly on track

Valtteri Bottas is out but we will celebrate his 2019 Australian GP winning radio messages after going winless the prior season

The issue? Nerve damage.

Such a bummer for Isack. Australia is cursed for him :(

Admin welcoming everyone to delulu island after that first lap.