Wow, they should call them Mo Rocca, because that was incisive and timely.

whole lotta dudes rock happening here

The Dutch are spending their whole per diem at Dan Flashes

I’m glad someone is helping the unemployed comedians make rent. Thanks zuck

my sister (in berlin) reports hearing “primal screams”

"free buses for residents in the SNAP program" were they being charged???

they gotta put buddy who sailed that PK into witness protection

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Always funny when the goalie guesses wrong, ya dumbass

it's time

ditto Paraguay

even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”

There was a maybe 3 month old kitten running across a decently busy street earlier and me + 3 other people pulled into a parking lot to try to catch it but ended up herding it into a much less busy parking lot so, better than nothing I guess

Steph, D’Angelo Russell, Bron, Dray, and AD, with Beal and Horford off the bench. some may respond ”huh?” and still others will think ”I know a few of those names,” but millennials everywhere will say ”I feel represented by this group of men who use words like ’adulting’ and don’t know what 6 7 is”

Goddamn japan

Alicent Hightower is a feminist hero for proving mothers can think their kids have bad vibes or are unpleasant to be around as well as any father

Look, petey was not lying

We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:

Sometimes my college buddies and I will (jokingly, maybe) kick around opening up a Washed Bar in chapel hill - glad LeBron is living this but with pro basketball

Jannik, wyd baby

I would love Alito to explain to me how he thinks elections worked in the 1790s

The quickness with which the Roberts Court will find "dems can't do this, actually" carveouts will make ya'lls head spin

Four votes on the Supreme Court for “With four months until the midterms, Trump and the RNC get to tell states when to stop counting legally cast absentee ballots.” Deranged institution.

Emma d’arcy we will get you that Emmy

It was genuinely crazymaking watching "serious" people go this is mondale 2.0 when reagan blew the doors off mondale in every swing state! His margin in MI was 700k, Trump's margin was 80k, PA was 350k and 120k, you get the idea

Most every university President, a lot of big money law firms, Fortune 500 companies, and prestigious brands in news and media all swore this guy represented a sea change in popular culture away from “woke” concerns about diversity, and they’re still operating that way.

What just struck me reading this is how it’s the same thought process as people loving AI “art” and “writing.” It’s people who are satisfied with an incredibly shallow imitation of the real thing because they genuinely can’t seem to tell the difference. That’s who’s in charge of the country.

i know he gon remember this everyday for the next 53 years

actual lol

i am so sick of unrealistic labor expectations for nurses

Behold, our early bounty

Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?

LOL South Korean TV blurred out the head coach because they were so pissed off at him.

My deepest appreciation to the hotel clerk and to Streever for being smart and doing the right thing.

Yeah nuke from orbit

Truly bizarre story of how two papers from the 1940s by physics pioneer Max Planck have been "retracted" from Naturwissenschaften, potentially by an algorithm, for anachronistic "plagiarism" issues, leaving the current editor baffled (but it is Springer Nature so.... www.science.org/content/arti...

This is the consensus of every major Israeli party, it's just completely forbidden to acknowledge that in American discourse or suggest that it should influence our policy towards Israel.

In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”

Olivia Miles. I gasped.

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House-made ketchup. Just give us Heinz, they figured it out already and you're not improving on the recipe.

I also asked him his favorite sandwich, because I knew he’d have an answer this good.

RIP to a legend ▫️Survived the atomic bombing of Nagasaki ▫️Pioneered drag culture in Japan and was one of the first openly gay celebrities there ▫️Had a relationship with Yukio Mishima and became his muse ▫️Delighted Hayao Miyazaki in the recording booth for Princess Mononoke #voiceacting

There needs to be a LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR type play (not by me) about Richard Pryor being brought into a room of brilliant egomaniacal Jews to co-write BLAZING SADDLES.

Man I had low expectations for Davis but he's sailed under them

Still think this is the funniest line read in the funniest movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTQ...

Happy Pride, little gay animals