7 months to go

A fair shot would’ve been being properly housed and fed the whole way through school. America and the poverty porn needs to stop.

In Louisiana and likely Alabama, actual, cast votes are going to be tossed out as officials speed ahead with new (or previously enjoined) maps. This is such an extreme use case for the Purcell principle that the court ignoring it here signifies that it was always a made-up toy, not law.

this is actually really convenient timing for me, one sec, but in the meantime

Actual lol

Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game https://theonion.com/masturbating-man-keeping-eye-on-game/

Happy Black Helicopter Day to all who celebrate.

Reddit has started reccing “/r/whatisthis” which is a subreddit dedicated to people explaining to OP that their roommate is doing meth/crack

how pleasant

Across the nation, as many as 200,000 immigrant drivers could be pushed out of the trucking industry by the crackdown on commercial driver’s licenses, according to the Department of Transportation — even as the U.S. faces a shortage of up to 80,000 truck drivers.

“There’s this bizarre obsession with Mamdani,” one staffer said, pointing out that the coverage has raised eyebrows internally, given that The Post has no real reason to monitor every beat of New York politics. “We’re not even local,” the person added.

Got that push alert that wemby got hit with a flagrant and was like that can’t be right

wemby when harrison barnes explained to him he was ejected

A school board in Wisconsin is probably going to censor an instrumental performance by children because the composer dedicated the piece to a queer icon. It’s why the calls by Democratic consultants to compromise on “the trans issue” is so unacceptable. You cannot compromise with this vile hatred.

Blocked for being impressively wrong smh

Dylan Harper's reaction after Wemby elbowed Naz Reid 😭😭 Original post

Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.

Man I wouldn’t wish the wizards on anyone, even a boozer kid

folks, the idea is out there. Virginia Democrats are talking about it. this could happen. gift link to the NYT: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/10/u...

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

simply infuriating how many apps and services that I've been using for years and years are clearly just getting run into the ground. basic workflow infrastructure shit. evernote? done. dropbox? a mess. liquidtext? broken.

I strongly encourage wealthy property owners to continue complaining to *checks notes* the Financial Times about how mean the mayor of New York City is being to them, definitely helps their cause and will produce exactly the shift in tone that they're looking for

This Mother’s Day, nearly 150,000 mothers will spend the day apart from their children. 58% of all women in U.S. prisons are mothers. 80% of women in jails, including many who are incarcerated awaiting trial simply bc they can’t afford bail. Read: www.prisonpolicy.org/blog/2023/03...

Exciting that Fox News and the manosphere is learning about this trend a decade later, especially that they're treating this uncritically. Here's a story from eight years ago that should/will probably be a bad Netflix documentary about a blogger who croaked from his testicle enlargement fetish.

He’s completely correct and all Dems should be saying it

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

"Many boys around the world tell lies to fit in, but the specific lies he told and how they led to his death are a specifically British tale, of the legacy of imperialism, Thatcherism, and austerity."

drag queen named Polly Troblem is this anything

god bless a man who had the gift of true righteousness. also a man who looked absolutely goddamn crazy just truly one of the weirdest looking guys god ever made

Alabama, from mineral deposits through agriculture and slavery to modern voting. Understanding how this sort of thing happens and why it matters is a basic test a lot of people are failing while they argue teaching history is unimportant

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the Israelis set up a *secret military base* on Iraqi soil prior to the war against Iran, with the collaboration of the United States, and then they fired on Iraqi soldiers who almost discovered it.

like…. yeah, dude. this is all information a rich web application might need to know what it is capable and incapable of doing on a given device. there are things that are creepy about how the modern internet works but this isn’t one of them

it's not clear why climate should be at the center, other than the fact that it's gonna kill us all

tag yourself, late 1800s western american sex worker alias version

dc taxpayers who don't take the train or bus should have their taxes septupled

i wish discord would lean into being a retirement home for people who used to post on internet forums and stop putting pop ups on my screen asking me to buy gamer gems for streamer style squads or whatever the hell

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

at the time of those chevy commercials bob seeger’s “like a rock” was the most powerful vocal performance i’d ever heard

I've never had good chorizo. And I don't believe it exists.

Wow really love to have my PPS 6th grader to come home excited that an AI company brought a DJ to his school and gave every kid free Nike backpacks and hats while they showed them their generative ai writing tool -- what in the actual fuck

“People think that there’s no slavery anymore,” the judge told Javier Sanchez Mendoza Jr., moments before sentencing him to 30 years in prison. “There is, and you were doing it right here in our state.” (Published Sept. 2025)

idk man, not sure you can have a functioning, democratic legislature if states are arbitrarily redistricting every two years and both voters and courts are blasé about the whole thing and refuse to punish the instigating party