Every time

I am 100% convinced that the death of the headphone jack is the direct cause of the scourge of people playing stuff on speaker phone in public.

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown.

I might like watching the Dallas Cowboys lose more than I like anything else in sports

Holy shit what a catch by Devonte Smith damn

This photo rules. Could write a dissertation on it.

the very sight of eric clapton fills me with such rage as i never feel at any other moment in my life. you scoundrel. you son of a bitch. every time it was a member of the Band it should have been you

rachel slurs

Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.

thought i saw a man brought to life he was warm, he came around like he was dignified he showed me what it was to cry well you couldn't be that man that i adored for i am speaking of our one true lord

Oh no this is very funny and also wrong but very funny

dystopian is too gentle to describe this…

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

lol

“What is fascism but colonialism in the heart of a traditionally colonialist country?” - Frantz Fanon

Instead of being parked all weekend, this train should be going back and forth between Kitchener and Toronto… and today it is!

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

We don't even care To shake these zipper blues And we don't know just where our bones will rest To dust, I guess Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below

This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator

The 506 Carlton streetcar is currently doing this ridiculous routing where it diverts to Dundas Street twice over a short distance due to two separate construction projects. What’s the point of that short jog up Bay and back down Church?

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

All of Bluesky this morning:

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team

Welcome Back, @PWHL_Toronto! Good luck this season to our Toronto Sceptres 🏒

trump has no natural immunity against rizz like that, he's the perfect weapon

I’m dying, he’s like hey look at us, two winners, just two guys who like winning, unlike the rest of you losers I have to see all day.

I scream-laughed

Mamdani didn’t just Big Man Trump in that meeting, he dog walked the entire Democratic establishment.

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

No disrespect to the Lord of The Rings trilogy, but this might be the single greatest thing I've ever watched.

We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.

This is such a deep cut, lmaooo

I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.

Postal Workers forever

anyway, here's Wonderwall

Ken Griffey Jr only has the second most career hits by a left handed outfielder born on November 21st in the town of Donora Pennsylvania

A lot of people suddenly horrified by the normalization of nazi symbols after backing Oysterman Totenkopf's bid for senate

Amazing stuff

This is gonna make me want AppleTV back isn’t it

Everyone looking at their phones right now:

It's almost like when you tax the rich in a place you get to make that place a better place and even the rich just looking out the windows of their limos at most of that place in passing prefer to think "oh, that looks nice" rather than "I must prepare my bunker for the impending apocalypse"