Sorry Justin Bruhl you have lower back tightness, unfortunately you will be replaced with Chris Bassitt

Never tell me anything bad about this man, I do not want to know. This must remain wholesome. 🙏🙏

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

i like how the baseball games start at a different time every day for no discernible reason, it's very convenient.

Doesn’t look like I’m getting my old account back so I guess we’ll settle in here. Still looking for pals which is annoying because I have friends everywhere.

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Dude had to hold that pose for more than an hour to make sure the daguerreotype turned out okay

good news is he wasn't the worst manager in the stadium

Buddy I love postseason baseball solely because every single manager develops galaxy brain

i can't be alone

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

If the first question to Roberts after the game isn't "if Sasaki was available to get the last out, why was he not available to start the inning?" the whole press corps should resign.

Trying to remember the last time I saw a worse-managed inning (bilaterally) in a higher-stakes spot

my reaction when they got him at 3rd

It has a lot of competition, but that might be the stupidest bunt I’ve ever seen.

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

Realizing the Jays and Mariners both started in 1977 and yesterday was the first time they both won a postseason game on the same day.

Today is a smug day in Toronto

Legacy baseball media really shows their collective ass when trying to talk about a team that falls outside the 10 teams that get on Sunday Night Baseball

🤤 (shocked, shocked I tell you)

iykyk

via Joseph Rempuszewski of Simpsons Bortposting FB page

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Vinnie from Staten Island tweeted a mockup of Vlad in pinstripes one time and Vlad said "I will bury your body and haunt the memories of your descendants"

canadians haven't torched a bunch of yankees this yard in 213 years

Community will save us.

I find this explanation highly plausible!

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year: - Fort Myers Mighty Mussels - Clearwater Threshers - Tri-City Dust Devils - Hartford Yard Goats - the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

If only Heyman had listened to Chris Berman wax poetic about Canadian pharmacies, he wouldn’t have waited so long between visits:

Great Lakes 🫡

“Ooo c’etait frappé far!”

Nelson Mandela has been to the Rogers Centre more recently than MLB national reporter Jon Heyman

Baseball reporter hasn’t been to Toronto in 32 years

They can't all be Trey.

Build the Yestatue

Lol I was wrong. It's today

They call him Trey because he can’t stop striking out the side

A new GA area at the Dome called Yesavage Garden

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes .... Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated." -Anne Frank

If you’re a Manu-head, his account got banned. Help him rebuild by following his new (and better?) account below.

i don't really follow sports, but i LOVE sports posting. I love when you all do this: @nameshiv.bsky.social

Cam just said, "Bader straining his groin is like Achilles hurting his heel" and I can't stop laughing about it.