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Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

There’s always a place for you on Solidarity Street. Solidarity with our union siblings at @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social #UnionsForAll #UnionMemes

I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.

Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

DHS hired exactly who they wanted to hire and trained them to do exactly what they wanted them to do. Which is what you see.

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!

I am tired of hearing about institutions failing. They are not. The people who swear to uphold the law are failing. Period.

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

really enjoyed the new bumblebee man episode

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

To the handful of people that follow me here, I wrote tonight’s episode of The Simpsons, ¡ THE FALL GUY-YI-YI ! Featuring Alejandro Gonzalez Iñarritu, Johnny Knoxville, Los Tigres del Norte, and Latin America’s Homer, Humberto Velez as Bumblebee Man!

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

imo if all the richest ppl on the planet are at once begging you to lower your standards for art and media consumption you can bet that it benefits them more than whatever they selling your ass on and should consider the opposite of what's suggested

@cesarwegetit.bsky.social The Fall Guy-Yi-Yi! Fan-made poster + sketch #thesimpsons #simpsons #thesimpsonsfan #simpsonsfan #thesimpsonsfanart #simpsonsfanart #thesimpsonsdrawing #simpsonsdrawing #fanart #drawing #fanartdrawing #fanmade #poster #fanmadeposter #season37

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

[guy who voted for this] i didn’t vote for this

Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.

Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC

I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

We are being ruled by absolute losers

Teen Vogue took young people seriously. It's impossible to overstate how important, how rare, and how profoundly needed that is.

REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”

We stand with DC venue workers

East Coast USA -- Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror XXXVI airs tonight at 8PM on Fox! I'll be semi-live-skeeting as our three gruesome tales unfold. Hope you enjoy!

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.

Este estudio estara iniciando con talento Mexicano y Latinoamericano para vincular animadores de varios paises y ifrecera estudios a un animador Mexicano por cda ciclo escolar durante una decada entera.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

from the twisted mind that brought us "Brunchausen by Loxy", (@nanglish.bsky.social) comes a new episode, "Keep Chalm and Gary On" !!!!

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

Season 37 kicks off tonight with “Thrifty Ways to Thieve Your Mother”, written by the hilarious Jess Conrad. It’s about thrifting culture, 90s fashion, Dad TV, weird gross body deodorant commercials. It’s got it all!!!

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

'The Simpsons' writer-producer Jessica Conrad and director Gabriel DeFrancesco explain what goes into making an episode of TV's most iconic animated sitcom ahead of this weekend's S37 premiere. www.cartoonbrew.com/series/behin...

improving films with muppets: thread

From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

MY LATEST @latimes.com ‬⁩ COLUMNA: I'm a U.S. citizen. I'm always going to carry my passport now. Thanks, Supreme Court. Share, porfas!

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.