Today’s shadenfreude

FUCK YEAH POPE LEO 🦁

Why *wouldn’t* a robot have an accent? 🤨

Gee I bet the Asian and Black folks working for the USN are feeling really supported by leadership right now

Where “don’t care” means “aren’t doing exactly what I want.” 🙄

All adults and some children on ICE flights—some 50 flights a day now—are shackled at the wrists and ankles attached to a chain around their waists. I have spoken to migrants and their attorneys who report being shackled for 50, 75, and 82 hours while being deported. Flight data backs this up.

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

If you want friends join a pickeball club, you are not being sent to Congress to form friendships "across the aisle" you goober, go fix my fucking healthcare and cry to your therapist 6 times a week about not having friends you chose this career not me

I haven’t seen a movie in a theater since before Covid but this? Fuck yes, I’m there.

Excellent, I am a good 15 years younger than my actual age. Also if I ever start home making household cleaning products someone please stage an intervention.

Ok this is hilarious. (And yes an excellent demonstration of the principle)

Absolutely!

The article leans into the hilarity, which is enjoyable, and thinking about the psychology here is (to me) fascinating. But also, as a woman and a human being: EWWWWWW

Of course they fucking are.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them. The graves of multiple children have been defaced. One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Ok this right here is the cause of male loneliness. It’s like a force field of second hand mortification

This… is not actually a particularly compelling or well delivered speech excerpt. I get that dem leadership generally sucks at naming the administration’s shocking lawlessness but why are you ppl being excited about this?

OH GOD EVERYONE STOP MOVING

Beautifully put. Fuck yes, be responsible. Isn’t responsible behavior what “being a man” boils down to?

Holy fucking shit

This is adorable and Obama is so tickled that the kids are more excited about Mamdani than they are about him lol

Omg I am begging ppl to to please do even a tiny bit of reading on the concept of caste and/or the history of defining “whiteness” in America.

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THE HOUSE JUST VOTED TO EXTENDED TPS FOR HAITI!!! Thank you, Rep. Ayanna Pressley for your leadership on this. Proud to help co-lead this effort for our Haitian brothers, sisters, and siblings. What a day.

Thanks for that two decade discount!

I have never in my life considered the possibility that I might actually be a better SecDef than the actual SecDef. Until now.

Anyway, always remember: Taxing Billionaires is The Compromise.

I mean, dude is a fucking liar. But if it’s true: GOOD.

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor. The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

Um.

Wrong. It’s stegosaurus. Triceratops is second.

I saw this so you have to. Also why is Jesus caressing trumps boob. Ew.

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

Omgomgomg no this is fake. Right?! 🤣😂🤣😂

Morning Medusa, looking as if cats need coffee.

The Birth of a Nation (1915)

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Imagine being expected to show deference and respect to a literal puppet as a condition for doing your job.

My grandfather, a doctor, died of cancer over 30 years ago.

Journalists know that losing the Wayback Machine would be a nightmare: www.wired.com/story/the-in...

America going down in flames bro and nobody wants to admit it’s bc America literally had a psychotic break in response to the Black President.

Caaaaats! And! Spaaaaaaace!

In honor of Orban’s defeat and what’s coming for Republicans in November.

[deep breath] the project of defining discrimination as acknowledging differences between groups is a long term, conservative project fully embraced by the reactionary court and intended to make it so selecting for merit rather than inherited privilege is illegal

How refreshing to check Bsky and find good news!

Los Angeles at the ICE Detention Center

Laughed out loud

The "being anti-Ai is ableist" thing is not only a condescending weenie take, but also untrue. Crappy AI substitutes for access don't work, but become a quick go-to excuse to take away real accommodations that do.

Asha Bhonsle sang all the Umrao Jaan songs - and that, to me, is an amazing contribution to human happiness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCah...