🐸 Sunday funday

remember my see through shower from the other day? it also had a MIRROR DIRECTLY ACROSS

Drag me ☠️

🦵🏽

Accidentally tasting your own 💦 #fcf

Home from four days in Wisconsin which means I have a four day load I need to get out

Pulling it out for you

How I flirt btw

I just think gay

Watching Kingsman for the plot The plot

PR on squats, rdl’s and leg press today 🤭

Why does a man in a tight golf polo and chinos make me weak 🥴

Take it all off

Honestly!

him: can we try role play me: sure him: due to unforeseen economic circumstances we needed to make some changes within our organization me: get out of my house

If im fukkin you on your back I want ya feet in my face and ya toes in my mouth!

love Fridays on this little gay app

Memorial Day pump 💪🏼

That was HISTORY.

Why are soft wieners so hot tho

What the office sees vs what you see

congrats to the new Pope

What are you starting with?

Hey babe how about you be familiarity and I be contempt 😏

What’s it called when you always shoot your furthest and biggest l*ad right after you put fresh sheets on your bed

Puppets…

It may not have been handjob Friday at this Arby’s before, but it will be once I get there.

I feel like the second I lay down in my childhood bed I get so insanely horny

Hit the gym this morning. Wanna shower with me dude?

Someone come take of this while I work?

Coolest pic of the day.....

Some of you need to Switch 2 jesus

Art.

Me & who

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"go ahead, you can touch it"

Thought it was Thursday

Got a good pump in

Just looked at my 401k 🥴

he needs one of the "good boys obey" hoodies

People: How's life? Me:

Today is for sure a Monday. I’ve not been this tried in a while.

Lick it clean

Posts bulge just to feel something

get me to god's country

I would like a bf

Once I get beefy enough all my problems will fix themselves