Anyway

leaning back really makes the spinal erectors pop

gaysextember is almost over who wants to have g—

I’m stumped

I kinda wanted a night in alone but trade texted me

also cut my hair today 🫡

When I’m with my best friends I’m like: “oh yeah it’s great to be alive.” When I’m on social media I’m like: “I want to die.“

Boston ❤️

this guy ordered his coffee by requesting a “tincture of espresso” im jumping

cock rings:

If they're going after the first amendment, they're coming for the 22nd.

the next leader of government is going to be a clip farmer

We cannot make the headlines blunter people www.theverge.com/policy/77979...

fascist fall came early 😍

Christ. What a shitty time we're living in.

wait did you guys celebrate hogust before biceptember

let’s go dodgers

Julianne Nicholson IS Comrade Kathy, coming to Broadway this spring

Kori King of Pop

retweet if you’re a part of the lactose intolerant left

I love this, this is so camp

one thing about me I’m gonna misuse a semicolon

it’s overcast for the second day in a row in socal so that means soup season has arrived

well-behaved bottoms rarely make history

you can redeem points and make me do bicep curls on stream btw (this redemption courtesy of @shadyshai.bsky.social)

this line read took me out

Y’all 😭

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

*notices bulges* OwO what’s this? 🤔

nazi-on-nazi crime. I just have to laugh

NYT sent the confirmation to everyones’s phones

i think this is a perfect time to bake brownies

progressive overload but each set I take off a piece of clothing

anyone want to make out in 11/8?

i’d hang myself too if I were designed this way

feeling very ptklein coded right now

bookmarked

welcome back Brandt’s Boys

well, we have bookmarks now

we need to put the christ back in vmas

is there a pipeline from DDR master to full-suit furry

This whole interaction is like some funny thing you'd see reposted all over the internet

now why did I see someone on grindr named “el chapo roan”

what about biceps, delts, pecs, and abs

my time is now

we asked you to take us to the streets but you took us to the sanctuary

Mother from Final Fantasy XIII

here’s the uncropped version

I had a really great fat fuck friday