size matters

I needed some joy back in my life so I played Rainbow Road in Mario Kart World

Top Chef pissing me off with bad math because 2% of $5,000 is $100 not the $500 they gave the winning team as a bonus. dpmo

Thot my arms kinda went crazy here

Laufey is assembling the wasian avengers

The nipples are the eyes of the face

I need to stop watching cooking shows at night because I’m getting hungry now

this is a prompt tweet btw

oh wow you can really see the color in this one! (un-enhanced!)

the telephone song from Splatoon 3: Side Order is now available on Nintendo Music

Chiricahua National Monument

Happy Easter everyone!

imagine being in space with a piss kink and you're chomping on globs of urine like pac-man

chat I’m so weak

barbenheimer for bottoms

all this talk of trans lunar injection makes me wish I were the moon

Got the chance to visit one of my favorite plants around Las Vegas today 🥰

regex is so powerful

Gape-ril Fools’

I think I heard my neighbor say “come for me baby” while moaning #lovewins

omfg don’t do this this is creepy asf

nothing like meeting a hot guy in person, adding him on socials, and finding out he’s dumb af

a pikmin movie.. i can't wait to see "im f*g?🫪" on the big screen 🥹

❌ double penetration ✅:

should gay people

princess

I would love to get a timed-exclusive of your thirst trap

how tf do I look the same after not lifting for 10 weeks

me but 10 weeks

gay people

i'm bored let's start discourse: asian gays are not allowed to be pups

who’s gonna be my babygirl?

95° in March is crazy.

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

what’s the nasty pig discourse I’ve been touching grass

hey you work for microsoft! cool what do you do? i’m the social media manager for excel

they cut off the kpop demon hunters speech for whatever that crabs skit was? constantly losing the audience, blowing the wind out of the sails, god I hope moving to youtube does a better job of letting the broadcast move at its own pace

i’m out here saying Michael B. Jordan like Megan THEE Stallion (thrilled by the win)

filipinos everywhere singing the filipino national anthem after seeing a filipino win for best cinematography

me when I go out in public

getting to see barbra sing live is such a treat

Ed Harris very iktr look

do you think guy with big arms behind me in line at costco can sense me clenching and releasing my hole at a steady cadence

I stayed up finishing book one of dune and now this kid is like “why did you birth me”

RE9 asks, how many ways can we kill Leon?

i cant believe emoji composition is a consideration in contemporary conversations now

Me but with uncut cocks. I have a jotographic memory, if you will