Bark bark woof bark

I guess I’m going to have to join Facebook Dating

Who want to eat it?

I want a martini

Men who drink black coffee have one task on this earth and it’s breaking hearts

It cold

Come spot me

Booked a flight to see a boy. What is wrong with me?

Get me out of Texas NOW

All pole, no hole

Good morning babes

pretty pretty butt, ugly ugly boy

Going to Dallas tomorrow. Who wants to play with my hair and give me forehead kisses?

No more pole, only thoughts

No I won’t shut up about them

I am always so interested to see the lack of decoration that men are able to live with. There’s just blank walls and a couch.

When am I going to get the option to remove myself from close friends? Opening instagram to basically see hole is wild

not bad for a girl with no talent

The people who take up two pieces of equipment at the gym deserve the eternal blue ball level of hell

Another Friday, another day of staring at dicks all day

I missed the first hump day of the year. I fear I’m cursed with 6-9 years of bad luck and no man ever cracking me right ever again

This is the year of the butt plug

Do I look big here?

I really need a vacation this winter. Where are we going?

I fear I have completely forgotten what my job is

Was a good boy and got up for the gym before work

Penis penis penis cock penis penis

That man gave me weed but now I’m high and there’s no man

Ugh I miss liking a boy and getting good morning texts

Don’t bother me

Took an edible. Who wants to make out?

My crush got the full version

I deserve to start the new year getting treated disrespectfully in bed

Now that it’s 2026 it’s time that we play tonsil tennis

another year of no midnight kiss

I need the touch of a man so bad. Someone help me

Ho ho ho :)

All I want for Christmas is a kiss for NYE

Need a +1

Tonight was cute

Proud of my gym progress. Arms felt big

mornin

gymothy

What a weekend

I love them

I got a new jock

In search of a warm bath or hot tub. Will provide head.

This did well elsewhere

Staying in tonight and being horny

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