beginning to think

I live 30 minutes outside of a major city and none of them men in the city are willing to travel to the suburbs you have 5 roommates and you’re not on speaking terms with any of them and you want ME to drive up??? bye

some guys are just hot?

TRUE ➜ FALSE

Dad core at the car show

I need an mustached urban cowboy more than I need oxygen

get outside ☀️ 🌲

run.

Meta is removing Instagram’s latest AI feature following a negative response from users: “We’ve heard the feedback that this feature missed the mark, so it's no longer available.”

These kinds of laws have an invisible ripple effect across the country. A good number of corporations will just change their policies instead of making a NYC-specific protocol. A lot of the consumer protections we have started in one state or big city.

when are we putting twinks into labor camps

on the last day of school I told my English teacher that I never read any of the books and wrote my papers (A- on all) exclusively on the cliff notes and zeroing in on one paragraph

Suddenly reminded.

booooo

Every night as a treat my wife would give our son two squares of chocolate. One for him and one to give to me. Today he figured out he can just eat both.

TGIF

Pilion was craaaazy wtf

why are we reposting ai images

explained this to a friend “yeah because you have some weird fetish for straight people”

oh

it's a cmbyn and existential crisis before bed kinda night

is it better to speak or to die

boxers v briefs

It’s yearning hours

is anyone else watching Silo?

it’s crazy how many people are falling for ai thirst traps :(

so based on my DMs it’s obvious I wasn’t clear enough that this was a joke

so freaking tired of fake friends!! i am so over people cancelling last minute, no agenda, only-because-I-might-be-nearby plans!!

hey if I ever get desperate enough for attention to post on a snapchat public story go ahead and take me out back

The way everything that man touches or associates with turns to shit needs to be studied.

anti-depression photo walk to get some sun

Gonna be boosting some folks impacted by today's Microsoft layoffs announcement

new (to me) camera day!

there’s nothing more annoying than a bitch who ends her posts with “do better”

I bought an ultra firm mattress topper and I s2g this is gonna fix me

freedom juice

Happy 4th yall

computa take the sadness away

maybe one more camera will fix me

wait no i liked bosnia

One thing everyone downloading Goose has taught me is that you’d all fall for cult recruitment

if you're signing up for goose... why

"How do I get rid of the red glow from the film that is most famously known for its red glow?"

why is showing your butthole a trend rn bfr if you're gonna do it at least mark it nsfw

The heat has a chance to do the funniest thing

this is my 9/11

Happy July