new death penalty rules: - hov lane violators - loud chewers / chewing w/ mouth open - falling asleep in public if you can’t keep your neck stable

This man is my Helen of Troy

I’m lowkey kind of happy that undercuts have died off bc I never liked them but now anytime I see someone with one I just see Tyler Catastrophe

I love how all Google searches produce bullshit now

I went to an estate sale and got a bunch of old slides and there’s porn in here!!

still having face mask pics on your tinder profile does not make any sense to me

cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other

does anyone else's DMs take forever to load on the mobile app?

hey @netflix.com can you undo whatever just happened to the tvOS app? I'm fr about to cancel again this is so ugly

We had a 💐celebration of life💐 for a piece of software that basically ran Microsoft’s corporate network for the last two decades. But then I heard an intern say “wow, I wasn’t even born yet”

overheard at school pickup (dad on a work call): "perhaps we need to focus on the North Star of this project…" kid: *rolls eyes*

Is there a gentle way to ask a therapist if they’re willing to try conversion therapy for me?

🐓 🪱

Mamdani is what you would get if the Trump that Trump supporters imagine exists actually existed

I need the number of an Etsy witch stat

oatmeal is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty

who’s gonna come cuddle

The For You algorithm has gotten so much worse it’s basically back to just giving me NSFW posts 100% of the time

Am I giving backyard dad yet?

i know it's basic but im debating on getting a noah kahan inspired tattoo

i know i’m just tired and sad but i had the ugliest cry listening to long live just now

I honestly don’t understand what podcasts about shows that aired 20 years ago are about why are we doing this?

Thoughts? Am I a hat guy?

this post is not a job offer

read the article making this argument and it just reinforced the 3d printing analogy. the industry hype with AI is 100x larger, but the pattern was a similar "this is going to change humanity" to "this is going to revolutionize specific industries" to "this will be a fun hobby for eccentrics"

he’s bald? he’s bald!

I have something to say if everyone can be cool for a second

just read a comment that said “why do they all have canes for no reason” and I don’t think I’ll stop giggling about it

i’m gonna kms again

i miss the vibes of 2014 tumblr

went to the barber today and asked for something new and she asked if everything was alright at home (it's not)

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

All the developers 404 Media talked to were excited to try using LLMs at work at first, or were at least curious about them. Their feelings about the tools, based on their personal experience, are now overwhelmingly negative. AI is rotting their brains www.404media.co/software-dev...

My friend who used to say the final stage of corporate greed was demanding to be loved is never, ever proved wrong.

downloaded the dating apps again and once again asking myself if i am actually attracted to men

is this giving

you'd think that as a photographer I'd have more pictures of myself for dating apps but it's really the same fucking face 20x

the Hayley Beck files are ✨insane✨ she’s sexting and sleeping with her high school student and he genuinely hates her the entire time (rightfully so)

the biggest sluts on the internet always have “JESUS IS KING 🙏🏻✝️” in their bios like ok but your whole brand is just dick print in public?

🎥 TikTok: twalkerweb

IG: twalkerweb TikTok: twalkerdev

I need a hot boyfriend stat

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

This is basically just a proxy Trump approval poll

Goodnight guys

pretty sure my therapist wanted to strangle me today 😇

bicth