Hit my pen too many times

haven’t done a cartwheel since I was nine

Love my few truly insane bloomfs - fantastic content coming from you guys

Jokes aside, everyone is happy because the only way we seem to be able to get out of gerontocracy is waiting for them to die

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Libido is firing on all engines tonight

Sometimes work just kicks the shit out of you, and today was one of those weeks 😵‍💫

He's gonna arrive in hell and think he's there because he's gay, but in reality it's cause he's a massive deranged cunt

Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it

Waking up to good news

I just love ultra running so much. This sport has brought so much joy and meaning to my life that I can’t be anything but cringe about it

That flyover was so fucking cool to see in person

it’s 7/11

All joints should be spliffs

It’s dumb how much it bothers me that people use POV wrong in their little videos

Mitch McConnell:

My drafts just make me sound like a bitter hag

Matthew and Luke:

Mother Mary was kinda cunty, but only if you fully buy into it

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

What if I pivot to wholesome content?

Started watching Lee Cronin’s The Mummy while on the treadmill, and I don’t hate it so far but it’s very much an Evil Dead movie

hey guys i just talked to mitch mcconnell on the phone and he said "AHHHH I'M IN HELL I'M BURNING AHHHHHHHHH"

I'm gonna be 100 years old by the time I get my Average Boys order omg

Slayyyter really is taking it this summer

So are we all watching the game in Spanish?

Applying for a dream apartment wish me luck

Okay but this is how my anxiety works too

I see deer almost every run and it never ceases to bring me immense joy

Just remembered I’m not allowed headphones at all during my race next week. 24 hours stuck in my own brain is gonna be way harder than running that long

remember when they announced group chats and then everyone immediately forgot about them

Wait can someone explain to me why meta glasses are bad? Are we just mad at tech now or am I missing something?

Damn this makes the FIA look like angels

Drafts are just the place all my sub-skeets live

These soccer players are such queens

This would have crushed with my niche trail runner IG friends

I can’t think of a good caption I just wanna post a slutty picture tbh

I am going to consume over $300 worth of nutrition during my race. That is an ABSURD amount of money to spend on maltodextrin

Committing to watching the Tour in full this year (minus the time trials sorry)

I love queer people excelling in sport 🥹. I love it so so so much

Ever since my friend told me what this movie is about I can’t stop thinking about what a crazy premise it is. Neeeeed to see it

I feel like this is gonna come in handy…

Lmaoooooo

Two weeks from now I’ll be ten hours into my race and I think that’s pretty neat and terrifying

We don't have time for this Millie

My main goal for my next race is to find a husband before the finish

I am still not convinced this isn’t all for a movie or something. This cannot be real

Bluesky said not today gayboy