Taking down revealing thirst traps damn well knowing I’m gonna post one even sluttier later

Fluffernutter is a delicacy idc

Here’s the thing you all post your butts and it turns me into a ravenous werewolf

My ex is in town I FUCKING KNEW IT

Somethings not quite right with the vibes today

This bodes well for Pritzker, correct?

Maybe Timmy meant for people to hate him to prepare them for this

Help what part of Portland Oregon should I get a hotel in? last time I blindly picked a hotel I stayed in the tenderloin in SF

Whats the tea on United? I've never flown them before, but they're significantly cheaper than Alaskan

My dick is Irish, btw

Feeling very Everything is Romantic ft. Caroline Polachek

Omg straight people please don’t follow me for my F1 posts I’m a gay slut 90% of the time

Kissing your friends is sooooo important

So deeply grateful for my access to nature and my ability to move my body through it. 3 hours running through the woods today, and my zeal for life is unmatched. When the state of the world is oppressive, I’ll always know where I can go to remember life should be beautiful.

Entering my biggest week of training since I started running, and my anxiety is going wild 🙃

Green for St Patrick’s day

Need to be torso to torso on the dance floor with a cute twink STAT

Let’s fucking GO!!!

Staying up for the F1 race you’re all gonna be so sick of me

Pen? Hit. Pillow? Fluffed. Dick? In hand.

What’s miss club chalamet saying about his ballet comments? Is she fighting?

🤤🤤🤤🤤

Lewis Hamilton remembering who he is. We’re so fucking back

I go three days and it’s like a fire hydrant exploded

I don’t think we’ll get out of Lap 1 in the Sprint before we see a red flag. The boys have things to prove, and the cars are still new

I know this gets brought up all the time, but how are all these gays affording a million vacations?

closed relationship? you mean monorail?

In a temperature controlled gym 😭

As if UTMB couldn’t get any more bad press, they just announce a streaming partnership with FloTrack 😂😂😂

Had a visceral reaction to the new Noah Kahan song. Oh my god it’s good

A close friends but it’s for all my F1 yapping

Anyone have a massage therapist they like in Boston? I need my back fixed

Can this be a solution?

January -> March! No more lifting til my race is over, but happy with this progress!

morning, harlots

Oddity is one of the scariest movies of recent days. Even on rewatch I want to burst with dread. The opening sequence alone...

the last group to pass the Donner party:

I am the sweatiest man that ever lived

New Kacey - I’m in love

I will take any chance I can to shit on UTMB races, and they provide me MANY opportunities

Hate when a hot guy decides he wants to do stand up

Update (still here)

Love when celebrities come out after getting caught in a scandal. It’s like…of course you’re bi, sweetie - but you’re still a piece of shit

Okay I hate AI as much as the next person, but Never-AI people are you guys taking moral stands at work? Cause I can’t imagine how far behind my colleagues I’d be if I didn’t use it as we’re encouraged to?

Chappell vs Paparazzi is performance art, right?

Getting to read shirtless on my balcony is giving life meaning again

The Veronica’s triple j performance is so deeply important

This edible kicking my ass

Would you guys be mad if I said Miley Cyrus has the best voice of all the pop girls?