The lowkey cuntiest line in all of the Halloween movies is when Adam Arkin says, “What do we do?” and Jamie Lee Curtis replies, “Try to live.”

Still can’t believe I did it

100k - 9,000’ of climbing - 13:27 I fucking did it!

Remember when we thought we were gonna get another 1989?

It was cute! I had fun. That’s all my thoughts.

it’s Mike Flanagan’s The Haunting of Hill House szn.

I don’t understand why people think LA public transit sucks, tbh. Kinda feels like people are just afraid of taking a bus…

Everyone at a coffee shop in Echo Park is perpetually reading the first page of a novel

LA I am in you. 4 mile shakeout on some trails- sweaty sweaty sweaty

Put content moderation on while on public transit and never relaxed 70% of my feed is nudes lol

LA tomorrow - no work for two weeks. Thank fuck

this edit i’m 😭

Hot hairy man running shirtless and in half tights - save me hot hairy man running shirtless in half tights

Good morning, sunday morning. Haven't even had a sip of coffee and I'm already getting annoying work emails

Mad I’m not at Folsom 😡

Should I buy the Red Hot briefs?

idk whats in the air but I've been the horniest I've ever been these past few weeks

That was a DAY - need to be in my underwear playing video games STAT

Morning boys

Need new briefs. Please drop your recommendations. Thinking of Hunk or AWRY

I love this show - it’s gives zero fucks

Need to do it to the new SG Lewis album

You can't get raptured if you're under 5'10" so most of you are safe...

This 99 year old rapture is still serving Tylenol the old fashioned way

Taper in full effect. 11 days out. Feel fit. 100k feels doable, and I’m hungry for that 9’000’ of climbing. Stoke is through the roof.

One thing about me? I’m gonna delete a post

Need some good news? An ultra runner named Jeff Garmire just set the self-supported FKT of the Appalachian Trail. The kicker? He’s raised over $30,000 for The Trevor Project while doing it!

I had a friend on IG for the longest time and never exchanged numbers, and I just realized he deleted his insta 😭 miss you Bryce

SMOOOTH OPERATOR

Carlos Sainz on the podium HAPPY SUNDAY

woke up insatiable but I have to work all day. life is a prison

I wanna go to a singlet party

driving in boston during rush hour really is mad max fury road

I’ve decided Everything is Romantic ft. Caroline is the magnum opus of the brat era for me…

Genuinely emotional over Jeff Hiller winning that Emmy

Need the Emmy’s to be over so people go back to posting vpl

MEDIA DMs, WHEN?! I'M TRYING TO SEE SOMETHING(S)

“This you?”-ing republicans in the year 2025?! Girl, stop giving them the attention they want. Stop being dumb

Can confirm it’s officially the end of split shorts season :(

Really stoned and thinking about how nostalgia is a lot about warm lighting

Summit just doesn’t miss

My facial bone structure looks so cunty when I’m at my racing weight. I wish I could bulk up and still keep these cheekbones

…..what?

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

Haircut pic

I wasn’t aware just how much of adulthood is spent staring at a computer screen and sighing

4,000’ of climbing across marathon distance? Yeah I’m ready for race day. Taper time.

Open Throat