some ppl rlly used their best halloween costumes for weekend 1 like how are you gonna follow that up on the ACTUAL halloween?

i kinda love that we’re getting into the christmas spirit before halloween this year

send me too many instagram reels?

want to subtweet a rando but the shoe also fits oomf so i gotta hold it back 😔

i wish bars would reliably take apple pay and IDs from apple wallet bc then i wouldn’t have to figure out how to carry my phone & wallet with my halloween costume

y’all be careful going into a homebody era bc idk how TF to get out if it

i need a good backup penji in my gym bag

getting brunch with oomf after he was literally a hand puppet all night

i think it’s really nice that you can still use your phone while using siri in carplay, like god forbid i want to continue doing a task on my phone while i ask siri to do something

i would say 9.5 times out of 10, the best strategy to respond to hate on ur post is to literally just ignore it don’t reply don’t delete/hide comments just don’t even acknowledge it with a response but a very small portion of the time it’s fun to argue 🤭

you can know that you’ve won the argument when a white gay resorts to aave while trying to read you

i know it’s gonna be a really good day when i start it by replying to tweets

it would be cool if on the internet we learned not to judge others for their decisions that don’t impact us but then i remember humans have literally never collectively learned that lesson so why would they now

i don’t rlly ever want to monetize my online presence like ugh how exhausting

imagine ur flirting and hyping him up and he responds “stop the glazingggg”

wtf do you do if you have a relatively unique name and then someone else pics that for their pornstar name???

why is there not a hacking community looking for/sharing app deeplinks? many apps have custom URLs that open the app while passing data into it there might be a deeplink that you could populate with a post and when you tap it would open the app with your post pre-populated

the way i already planned the exact same outfit as tom

the little diamond on my chest where my shirt doesn’t touch my skin so it doesn’t get sweaty

sometimes u see a man in a superhero bodysuit and you know the abs aren’t just printed onto the outside

it’s about to get so desperate that i’m gonna have to stop hunting for a man and start poaching a man

the sun is gonna set over these buns

there are lesbians at the beach listening to music smoking and looking cute it’s october why are they literally giving

what kind of camera does someone have to have to make it not weird for them to do street photography?

it’s funny how everyone sets up their tents at the beach in grids we should master plan walking boulevards & parkways into our temporary beach settlements

crazy day at the beach for plane & boat spotters

don’t setup by a campable/closable tent on the beach bc you’re gonna start hearing smacking and slapping

does the navy send a 4th “fake helicopter” to flight radars around marine one? does anyone send signals for planes that are not actually there?

every time i’ve come to laguna beach with other ppl the water is too dangerous to get in every time i’ve come by myself the water is perfect

this went lowkey viral on threads

it became so publicly acceptable to be gay that gay ppl think it’s okay to be conservative. think about that.

going to sit at the dog park so i can remember what it’s like for a man to give me commands

the thiccest baddies live in the suburbs bc they’re only driving literally everywhere

instagram is sending notifications to your friends telling them that you are consuming ai slop

one thing about me: if i am sending you a screenshot to prove i am right, that will never be an ai result. i will get it straight from a primary source

i start my late 20s next year so i should probably start actually trying to date before i die at 30

just sat on the toilet and omg the clouds after that storm are gorgeousssss

will this halloween be the one i rip a spiderman suit off of a twink 👀

me and who

twunk bf x twink bf

every time i really want it to rain the storm does this 😩

i still have snap bc why is it the only app that you can use to send pics to someone, let them save them indefinitely, and also know if they screenshot or saved them? like do they have a patent on that functionality bc i think more things could do that

i think this is my honest map

co-star wants me to get a man i think

jocktober gays rlly trying to steal the month from locktober gays huh 🤔

just found out opp is gonna be at the group tomorrow 😞

remember when trump said how great that airbase in afghanistan would be because it is close to china’s nuclear sites? then think about how close the idaho quatari base will be to ours

balance trainer crunches

the concept of gays using alt text on their thirst traps is so funny imagining a screen reader saying: “Image - posted by [user] Caption: just flexing for the mirror Description: me flexing my arm in my gym mirror”