So adorable!

I applied and reapplied sunblock!! 😭😭

Time to go to a work fundraiser and shmooze!

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Two of my best friends arrived today to visit for the weekend and they couldn’t have come at a more needed time 🥹🫂🫂. I’m so ready for a good weekend!

I am in a really bad place mentally right now. I feel like I'm on the brink of a breakdown or panic attack. My brother is in a tough financial situation right now, but didn’t let me know all the details until it has become dire. I’m feeling the pressure of trying to figure out how to help him.

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If you're trying to get a table outside, don't invite me ✌🏻

Oh I have to get my shit together. I've gained too much weight since moving to Chicago ☠️

Got to hot yoga 1 minute late and the door was locked. Went to brunch instead 🤷🏼‍♂️

Maaan. Every week my therapist is connecting things I had never thought about.

Thanks! I will!

Pokemon Go Fest?? How about....

I'm watching Off Campus and this man could get it 🥵.

The more I read, the more I'm on the side of Patagonia 😬

I am fucking distraught 😭😭😭

Salina Estitties, the icon that you are for giving us such entertainment in this bracket.

I need to get a haircut....and figure out a new hairstyle 😅

If PT has taught me anything, it's that the extensor digitorum longus (EDL) and tibialis anterior on my leg I had Achilles surgery on are both weak as hell 😭.

I HATE the bracket setup of Drag Race All Stars so much 😭

Some friends actually dragged me out to the bar on Saturday 😅

1) Fuck the gym 2) Fuck bird dogs 3) Damn, I’m gray 👴🏻

I’ve reached that age where I’m looking for a chair at the club cause my feet and lower back are aching.

Oh!

Fridays on Bluesky #FCF

Only two good songs and neither are new…

Concert tickets should be a set price, regardless of demand. They should only be able to be sold at face value or less on the exact same platform they were purchased on. Fuck scalpers.

At least I got tickets to Amber Mark’s aftershow concert 😮‍💨

I hate every 🚬 who bought Zara Lolla aftershow tickets, especially if they saw her when she was just here. I tried both times and missed out. Stupid ass AXS kept kicking me out of the queue.

😭😭😭😭

Can’t wait for Naomi Scott’s concert on June 14. Her album FIG is so fucking good.

Oh I’m gonna need a presale code for Zara 👀

I regret to report that I do actually feel better after working out and also doing the stretches my physical therapist suggested. I guess I’ll have to make this a regular thing now 😒

You know what’s not fun? Having plantar fasciitis in both feet! 0/10. Do not recommend!

When you share your album and they look but don’t reply:

After a year of no gym, I’ve rejoined today because losing weight will solve all my issues! 👀 And I’m worn the fuck out.

Are gay men allergic to sunscreen or something? I’m seeing too many of y’all already burnt to a crisp.

They really should. Especially hairy ones.

These strawberry blondies with a white chocolate strawberry glaze are so fucking good omg. Best dessert I’ve ever made.

How I respond to IG stories when I’ve given up on subtly flirting:

Me while all the other gays are out partying and fucking for IML weekend

Mi gente Latino! 🏆

Nah, I’m suing Instagram for showing me this. Shots fired at me 🤣🤣☠️

Oh, so I guess that date we planned for isn’t happening? #stoodup

Checking this out for a new book club I’ve joined #booksky

My plans for IML weekend: bedrotting

Losing a lot of weight or getting very fit seem to both age the hell out of someone. 😳

How imma be at the beach since I didn’t get my body in check for summer

Whew, I am parched!

Had a friend end a friendship with me on Saturday. It was completely out of the blue and made no sense. I ran it by my therapist and other friends and none of them get it. Maybe he was crashing out from going through some other rough things, but it’s really sad and has been weighing on me since 😔