If I suggest a day and time to meet up or go on a date, but you can’t make it, then it’s up to YOU to suggest another option. And if you don’t, I’m taking that as a sign that you’re not interested. The same goes for if you cancel plans. It’s on YOU to initiate rescheduling.

Washing machine fucked me UP today! Somehow hit my arm on the coin slot 😭

It’s a wild Saturday night over here 😅

Can they just upload all the Epstein files to our phones already like they did with that U2 album?!

I’m just over here zooming in on everybody’s #FCF photos and checking out the decor

Oh I WILL be buying Zara Larsson tickets for Chicago and my 40yo old ass will be losing my shit with all the other zluts in GA when she performs All The Time!

These curried lentils and chickpeas I made are so fucking good 🤤🤤🤤

Next books up to be read! #booksky

And what if?

Next up! Need to hit my goal of 50 books read by the end of the year! #booksky 42/50

LOVED this book! A southern gothic Appalachian horror! #booktok

Bring back power ballads!

This would heal me right now.

I haven’t done a single damn thing since I got home from work today 😮‍💨

I went to my first gay book club tonight and everyone was elderly or taken.

Oh. Guess y'all didn't snort all the ❄️

Fuck you to every Democratic senator who caved! All of that for nothing. You just gave up any actual leverage you had. Fuck you.

Probably won’t see any snow outside here because y’all snorted it all already 🤷

My mood for the day

Studying some Spanish 🤓

Holy shit. Fell asleep super early and woke up from an awful nightmare. Stayed up for two hours, went back to sleep, and then had a different and even worse nightmare 😩😩😳

And on to the next book for a book club I signed up for #booksky

This man who rejected me earlier this year and is now “happily” in a relationship, is also now trying to text me again out of the blue? Gurl…

I swear to god. Sometimes it’s the oldest employees who cause the most immature, petty drama.

Oh I HATED this book. HATED. I heard such good things and was excited, but this was not for me. 2/5 (probably a 1 but I hate giving any book a 1)

Bitch, lemme just not be fat already😮‍💨🤣

People who drive around with NO air on and their windows up: what is wrong with you?

Evening walk to clear my head! 💆‍♂️

🕳️🫶🏻

On Friday, a guy on Bumble asked me to go on a date Sunday (yesterday). He then messaged me early yesterday and asked if I could do Monday (tonight) instead. I said sure and he thanked me this morning for being flexible. I said no problem and asked..."same time and place?". Then he unmatched ☠️

Hot Person: "Wow! Everyone is so nice!"

And I did just that!

I'm about to fuck this snack plate up!

Now reading a book titled after my dating life ☠️ #booksky

Now how am I the most senior leader at work today? Oh, we're cooked.

Back on my reading kick! #booksky

What do I wanna be for Halloween? Fucked.

I hope y'all had a good day today!

Gimme some of y'all's chest hair genes!

Oh, we got time for a new Bsky logo but not me being able to send and receive nudes in DMs!?

All I want is to have my head between some thick man thighs

It would be for the betterment of society if we banned chatgpt, copilot, gemini, etc. from widespread public use.

Fee-fi-fo-fum!

Yessss. Tickets to see Brandi Carlile secured for February! I’m so ready!

From my Hinge. So many gays match and say “but I actually can sing though”. And they never can 😩

Because I checked and I’m on two block lists: “hornytrash” and “thirst trap posters” ☠️

Not fatshaming me ☠️

Someone PLEASE ban the bear community from using AI. It has a death grip on them!

27% of my check going to taxes and we have no good social safety nets to show for it? God, I hate this country sometimes.

My specialty is continuing to give guys 2nd and 3rd chances they don’t deserve…and then them pulling the same shit again.