You’re going to be ok, dumb bitch 🫶

Ooof! The grays are coming through like crazy lately.

What’s frustrating about dating and being a bigger guy, is that most of the time when a guy says he likes “bigger guys”, they’re referring to large, beefy, strong men. Or, if they actually are into bigger (fat) guys, it’s usually only to appease a kink and not date. You’re an object, not a person.

Excuse me while I fuck up this gooey butter cake ice cream from Jeni’s!

Oh Kehlani killed this! This album is amazing 😍

🤣🤣

Therapist clocked my ass for internalizing rejection

Eating my lunch already at 10:30am because this orange miso chicken salad I made is delicious

I’m gonna need more shelf space soon… #booksky

I have no one to share this with ☠️🤣

That long ass drive there and back and just bought one big thing 😭

Hej, IKEA! 🇸🇪

I may just be demisexual, because I have almost zero desire to do anything sexual without some sort of connection (dates, friendship, etc). A random hookup? Meh.

We made it y’all! #FCF

And I’ve just started season 3 and am loving it!

Sniffies drama at the cumdump motel right down the road from me has me like:

Not the kind of creampie I was hoping for today, but I’ll take it!

Durand? Willa? MNEK? Oh I will be attending!

I never learn. I called this man out and he apologized, saying he thought it was for the following Wednesday and had it on his calendar for then. I gave him the benefit of a doubt and he said he would love to still do this Wednesday (tomorrow). I said ok. Just messaged me to “rain check”

Worn out and it's only Monday!

Toffee is so damn cute 😭

Oh shit. Still gotta file my taxes....😬

Oh this game pissed me off something fierce 😭

Surrounded by the wrong kind of wieners.

🥳😮‍💨😮‍💨

Not this man just messaging me “how was your week?”. Gay men 🤯

On the struggle bus!

Finally got to see Project Hail Mary and loved it! 😍

So a guy saw me on the train, messaged me that I’m cute, asked me on a date, and we agreed to today. He was supposed to message me today with the place we were going to meet at. He was online on Scruff. I message him to check in and see where. Then he read it, went offline, and didn’t respond…

Just unhinged my jaw and swallowed a whole Costco hotdog with mustard and extra onions. Just saying in case anyone wants to make out now.

Client in the hallway: “I don’t wanna get old. Were you born in the 1900s?” Therapist: “Yeah. Aging is OK though!” Me: *grabs bag and walks into the hallway to leave* Client: “Like him *points at me*. That old dude there with the duffel bag. He looks like a dad from the movies or something.”

Y'all. The 25th Amendment is not an option. It can only be initiated by the VP and majority of the cabinet, or the VP and an alternative body created by law. That law would have to overcome a presidential veto in order to create that body. (1/2)

Being crushed between some thick, hairy man thighs would heal me. I just know it.

Talked with my therapist about dating and rejection. She suggested I ask folks why they don’t feel/see a romantic connection with me. This lady is trying to get me to crash out 😩😬

The dates 😭🤣. Um…thanks for the response?

Back at 2am after almost falling asleep at the club 😴😴

Me being awkward when my friend leaves me at the bar to go cruise in the basement.

🍕 🫃

Welp, no more handjobs for the time being!

Listen, some of these beer cans and anacondas yall are exposing for #FCF are great to look at, but imma have to leave them for the deep dish girlies 🫶

Zara never misses with her statements lately 👏🏼. No choice but to stan.

Hinge guy: I'm looking for something serious and long term. Me: Me too! Hinge guy: Do you have a hairy 🍑?

It’s #FCF! Where are the dicks?! I’m seeing too many words and not enough pics!

😴

Why am I obsessed with watching tiny home videos!?

Panic attack at my federal student loan payments being fucking $1277/month come July of this year…on top of my $370 in private student loans…😭

I’ve never seen a single episode of Hacks. Should I start it?

One of my best friends is coming to visit this week and it couldn’t come at a better time, because depression and loneliness are kicking my ASS lately 😮‍💨

Ok Naomi Scott may have released the best pop album this year so far. No skips for me ❤️

Dr’s scolding my old ass about eating more Omega 3-rich foods, but I HATE fish. Even with salmon, that fishy taste makes me wanna 🤮