I’ve decided that it’s Tummy Thursday

I’ve taught my straight work bestie too much gay slang

Serving standing desk (ignore the cable management)

It’s so cold out but I must brave it and walk to the gym

If this is the end then I want a boyfriend…

Kinda wish I was eating ass rn

What I looked like in 2016 is between me and god

Crop dusting the clurb

Boots, that’s my ego boost

Happy Monday! (I’m dead inside)

Heyyyy

Getting dragged in the roomfie chat for drinking water too loud SEND BACKUP

One thing ab me is ima wear my concert merch

Gonna ask my psych to increase my Ritalin dose today

Botox on my frontal lobe

First Monday of 2026 started with my web apps breaking in production 😍😍😍

Maybe I’m just stoned on the T…

Starting octopath traveler 0 :D

A NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuN

That was a miss steak

Eating my weight in Buffalo chicken dip tonight

Going into 2026 the most confident I’ve ever been with my body, no desire for validation from men, and a genuine desire for change

Okayyyy

Going to a new barber for a very overdue haircut wish me luck

Feeling FAG (Fat And Gay)

2026 will be my year of hilling

Took my medication on an empty stomach and ended up vomitting on the side of the road walking to the gym at 7am 😍😍😍😍😍 great Monday morning

New Year’s resolution: be even more chronically online in 2026

I haven’t seen my 11 year old nephew in like half a year and now he has a mullet and plays the drums oh okay king

Merry Christmas bloomfies!

Time for the yearly tradition of Listening to tis the damn season as I walk through my childhood neighborhood

Someone come rest their head pls

I didn’t know of this album until like 2 weeks ago but now it’s in my top 10 omgg if you get it, you get it open.spotify.com/album/6unMpO...

I think I have the flu 😍

Cough keeps getting worse…

Tipsy and feral and need a **** to ****

My tummy hurts and I’m being very brave about it

Starting a new workout routine bc I want bigger arms and a fatter ass

Sry I missed tummy Tuesday

In search of nyc oomf lorde stans who want to go to this tn 😍

So this happened.

Brooklyn I am in you

Korokleif’s top 25 albums of 2025 thread drops tonight watch this space

NYC oomfs I will be there tomorrow

Like I’m really gonna hear this live in the pit in two days….. open.spotify.com/track/6ghDay...

Snow snow snow

My roommate had a hookup over while I was asleep and apparently they could hear me snoring from my room 😭