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today and today only this has become a Slayyyter stan account. stream WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA 🦅

checked instagram this morning - a news org I follow posted a photo of a mound of corpses, blown to pieces and dismembered, with zero content warning or filter. later this same day, I had a painting of a guy's ass get removed for violating content guidelines. just screaming into the void here

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone celebrating! 🍀

🍀happy st paddy's day to all who celebrate (and those who celebrate a little too hard!! 🍻🍻)

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not!!🥬

Eddie in his happy place ⚓🐠

do people think chatGPT's writing style isn't instantly recognizable? like yeah we see you using it to write your captions, your comments, your tweets.

share your art and your nationality! Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐

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new year new banner 🎏

Once again... I succumbed to the Suck Cock Phallusy

hope everybody had a romantic Valentine's Day! 💘

Who knew I liked curling this much

I wrote a story based on one of @celeryman.bsky.social 's pieces... Guess which one.

"We're adding restrictions to your account because your content violates our Community Standa -- lemme stop you right there Instagram, I truly do not give a shit

meet Tusky! the friendliest half-orc in the world 🥒🥰

All weekend "remember to switch out your new phone case for the work appropriate one". Me this morning on the bus to work: 😳

Do you know the CELERY MAN? With over 43K Bluesky followers, you probably do. He’s an artist known for playful, unapologetically homoerotic drawings—clean-lined & simplified—focused on male bodies, flirtation, & erotic fantasy with wit, confidence, and a sex-positive tone. #gay #art #nude #male #men

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this entire video is AI generated. the promotional text on their website advertising this event is AI generated. I would really expect a photographer and fellow artist to know better than to do this... the fact replies are disabled speaks volumes 👎

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highlights from 2025 🎑

tired of people trying to pass off their genAI slop as "art". it's not art. it is hollow visual noise without any emotion or intention behind it. you did not make it. and no, generating queer AI slop does not somehow make it art. queer slop is still slop!

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when your roommate leaves the door open

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beware the forest elves, for they are as skilled as they are savage 🧝‍♂️

happy halloween yall! hope you have a devilishly good time 😈

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everybody got their halloween costumes figured out? looks like Cole @uncutcountry.bsky.social is going as Coach Dad this year ⚾🧢

lift with the legs, not the back

some guys just want a load deep inside them 💦🕳

I take back everything nice I might have ever said about the she-billionaire

Celery man is gay artist painting his original characters home of Seamus, Tusky, Eddie and others Patreon and socials. @celeryman.bsky.social

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excited to share a wonderful birthday present commissioned by a good friend and drawn by @coldsalz.bsky.social !!! these are my D&D-inspired characters Verrix and Sipher translated into the modern world 🤩 I absolutely love how they turned out, thank you Salz 💚💚💚

one more year older!! level 43 unlocked 🥳 🎂 (bsky doesnt do balloons yet so I will borrow twitter's 😤)

ehe

Baseball, America's pastime ⚾⭐

another beautiful piece of art by Celery man @celeryman.bsky.social

long live sexual anarchy

Celery man @celeryman.bsky.social

The incomparably horny art of @celeryman.bsky.social 🥵

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TGIF 🍣🍹

hot orc summer 🏖

$ex money drugs chains on my chest vintage Celine

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summer is for pool parties! 🥽🍹