highlights from 2025 🎑

tired of people trying to pass off their genAI slop as "art". it's not art. it is hollow visual noise without any emotion or intention behind it. you did not make it. and no, generating queer AI slop does not somehow make it art. queer slop is still slop!

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when your roommate leaves the door open

do people think chatGPT's writing style isn't instantly recognizable? like yeah we see you using it to write your captions, your comments, your tweets.

beware the forest elves, for they are as skilled as they are savage 🧝‍♂️

happy halloween yall! hope you have a devilishly good time 😈

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everybody got their halloween costumes figured out? looks like Cole @uncutcountry.bsky.social is going as Coach Dad this year ⚾🧢

lift with the legs, not the back

some guys just want a load deep inside them 💦🕳

I take back everything nice I might have ever said about the she-billionaire

Celery man is gay artist painting his original characters home of Seamus, Tusky, Eddie and others Patreon and socials. @celeryman.bsky.social

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excited to share a wonderful birthday present commissioned by a good friend and drawn by @coldsalz.bsky.social !!! these are my D&D-inspired characters Verrix and Sipher translated into the modern world 🤩 I absolutely love how they turned out, thank you Salz 💚💚💚

one more year older!! level 43 unlocked 🥳 🎂 (bsky doesnt do balloons yet so I will borrow twitter's 😤)

ehe

Baseball, America's pastime ⚾⭐

another beautiful piece of art by Celery man @celeryman.bsky.social

long live sexual anarchy

Celery man @celeryman.bsky.social

The incomparably horny art of @celeryman.bsky.social 🥵

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TGIF 🍣🍹

hot orc summer 🏖

$ex money drugs chains on my chest vintage Celine

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summer is for pool parties! 🥽🍹

Coach is getting in a weekend workout 🏋️‍♂️🧢

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really think clothing brands that use AI to generate the designs they print on their shirts should be required to say so up front. those jobs used to be for artists

Ten years of a catalogue gone! New insta account if anyone wants to follow there 🙏 www.instagram.com/dizdoodzart

Trying to explain to a str8 friend the gay paradox of "I want to fuck him / I want to be him"

"sorry dude I'm late for work, I'll be quick"👀

The husband and I out at pride tonight repping the brand!! Will I see you? Will you see me?? 🥬

Happy Pride! If you see this, QRP this with your queer art 🎨 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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hope everybody had a great long weekend!! 🍔 throwback to a very old piece of my art but I still love it. maybe I should repaint this... 🤔

new OC: Osric! paladin champion, brother-in-arms to Verrix

it bears repeating

ever want to escape the real world and dive into a fantasy of hot dudes and bromance? yeah me too. here's an update about everything coming up with my art 👇🥬 www.patreon.com/posts/newsle...

happy hump day!

@celeryman.bsky.social I’ve wanted this print for years I love your work 🤍🤍🤍 sitting above my work desk at home

Oh, look at the time…

"go ahead, you can touch it"

Insane how much Instagram is trying to push AI features on its users. You can't sneeze on there without hitting a button saying "use our AI for something pretty please"

it's a big day y'all!! time for Celery Man's... 🚨 FACE REVEAL 🚨

Eddie ⚓

Happy St. Patrick’s to me! … by stroking it to Irish hunky meat drawn by @celeryman.bsky.social ☘️ 💦