A shy boy with a little bit of cocky spunk? Dozens of story readings you know where!! Go on, treat yourself and throw me $10. I need to buy some new underwear 🥺🤣

Will you wear a condom?

All to minimise laundry I get it.

Feeling bigger

Mmm lubed-up jock-hole ready for me to administer his suppository supplement. He needs those micronutrients and peptides to stay strong, healthy and horny. @blonderlust.bsky.social

I wrote a story based on one of @celeryman.bsky.social 's pieces... Guess which one.

I was pleased with 'besocked size 10s'

🐉 🐍 🪱 🐘 🐛 🫏 🦕 What beast hither cometh??

I just had a lovely afternoon with London's most eminent ginger 😋

Pokémon Concierge is so beautiful! I love seeing all the stitching on the clothes and the imperfections on the models. I love that even with modern computing, there are still people out there willing to celebrate manual crafts like stop-motion. If you haven't seen it, go and watch it!

A premium in-room service is available, specializing in intensive multi-orificial realignment with no recovery period. Enquire below.

Can people stop saying BWC (and BBC outside of the British broadcasting company)?

Open your fucking mouth.

Close up breeding @blonderlust.bsky.social loaded hole in Albania 🔊

Same same? Or different?

Similar? Or not?

"...then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself, now."

Feeling sad today for absolutely no reason. Gym and a biscuit will fix.

The world has decided that I need a duvet day.

@blonderlust.bsky.social was born for breeding, and I fucked him like a teenager; fast, hard, cum in minutes, zero interest in his enjoyment 😈💛 onlyfans.com/bigdickbookclub justfor.fans/BIGDICKBOOKCLUB

Writing two stories at the moment, one about an altarboy receiving special communion, and one about a cheating husband. They're both getting me chubby as fuck.

Hopefully this will cheer someone up. Be safe out there 🇺🇸🤎🖤

Clearly this bitch isn't on bluesky

I know that god is real, and I know that she hates me, because three days before my first major collab of 2026 I have some sort of demonic gargantuan spot percolating within the depths of my facial dermis.

Gallery - Best of January 2017! and this is the photo

Boing!!

Editing this week's vid has me boned up at my own work 😆🫣

A) Has anyone had a hair transplant and would you recommend your clinic B) Should I have one C) Don't bully me

Zweihänder

Back to life, back to reality. Back to regular posting 🤞🏻

Sunday cumday 😏😉💦

Where did all the boys with outie bellybuttons go?

Look at this silly thing 🥖 💦

Gaslighting Liam Ch 4 Liam gets dumped & Noah cheers him up. Neither discuss last time, everything is toxic and weird, and I'm totally here for it. Suffice to say Liam, Noah and I end up spunking absolutely everywhere. A 54:22 marathon wank. onlyfans.com/bigdickbookclub justfor.fans/BIGDICKBOOKCLUB

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Need better lighting in my place this apartment is 👌🏻

No homo bro just dudes helping each other out I'm not gay or anything I just wank my buddies off and eat their cum and suck them off if they need or maybe ride their dick but no homo.

Morning everyone! The sky is blue, my dick is soft, and the rusks are dipped in coffee x

I dub thee...

Liam goes round to Noah's for a party and, surprise surprise, nobody else turns up... Story accompanied by my (h/p)ole.

These last few chapters are like hour long epic wanks! I love how crazy Liam is 😝

Anyone for 🧦?

🍑 😋

He told me off for posting this because it was actually ME who made him open sniffles 😆 I get off on him having this slut persona, but that's not actually true... he is an absolute dork goober; he only follows cats on Instagram; he gets very excited about pastries; and he goes to bed at 9pm.

Come for a ride?

Come and watch me 💦

This isn't dropping 'til Wednesday but I'll post some teasers anyway because I can do what I like 😆 Gaslighting Liam is getting GOOD.