morning wood and a new lamp for… duochrome tuesday. yeah

urge… to order… more mr. s stuff… poor lil wallet

Cleaning up after some queer guests. The room reeeeks of VCR head cleaner and their living room trash can is filled with Magic: The Gathering booster pack wrappers and fisting gloves. I live.

let it be known that this is MY inflatable mattress, leash, and collar… and you can guess who’s tugging the leash, too :p

ARRRRRRRf 🏴‍☠️ i was a very loose interpretation of rahmah ibn jabir, but this was after the cloak came off

always great to see (and lift with) @pupdryx.bsky.social :3

eepy

Desire to be naked always, forced to work

editing go brr

for your #fcf

shorts’ shortness ∝ lift’s strength

help i’ve started involuntarily barking out loud—in public—while responding with whatever textual variant of “bark” on my phone

Oooo look the dogs found a fountain. @puptunder.bsky.social @scruffware.duck.dog

mwah

Monster Frat Party 😈💚🎉

ehe

long live sexual anarchy

symptoms of #thirstythursday include:

being whimsical all by yourself, handsome?

i’ve been sick but i’m recovering and i got new shorts!!!!!

YOU GUYS MY HOOD CAME

I got a new crop top :3

#mcm 🍆

@scruffware.duck.dog @pupdryx.bsky.social @puphawks.bsky.social @pupleif.bsky.social Metro Dogs!

siri how do i get hairier

på tåget, för er

Omg did someone say new hood?

alt: nicki minaj “so there’s this…” meme edited to say “so there’s this rainbow pup”

this is a hate crime against the dyslexic community and you will be hearing from my lwayers

checking in for #humpday

installing OpenSUSE Gape on my desktop computer

lol hi

i thank my idiosyncratic writing style for making it more than clear that i didn’t ask chat jeep E.T. (🗣️🚙👽) to think for me and produce A Quantitative Average of Human Phrases

this is that french café breakfast

Baltimore’s ready for @puptunder.bsky.social

TIL kefir masks the taste of protein powder very well!

tina boobina

Getting to see @scruffware.duck.dog is always the best 🥹👉🏾👈🏾 Not pictured: our fat cocks before this picture

i wanna feel your dork in my throat

it’s topping tuesday. are you topping?

tried on my first hood and i have thoughts: 1: turns out @scruffware.duck.dog has a much smaller head than me so i can’t just steal his old hood 1.1: because it doesn’t fit me it is tight 2: i like the hair+hood combo 3: yellow is not my color 4: yes, this is what im doing instead of work

Idk what it is about bathroom lighting but it’s always so good

pop star and metallurgy expert named shakir-anneal whose hips don’t lie but she has been known to falsify results in her publications

i neED TO FROT WITH SOMEONE RIGHT. NOW !!!!!!!!

If your bulge is showing, I’m gonna look

good morning, everyone :)