What about those of us who can't get erect? 😖

Pups stan for public transit! 🚌🚇🚋🚎 #Pupride2025 #pupkink #pupsridetrains

If you voted today, you’re exponentially a hotter person. Just saying

Who’s a Good Boy?! I’m a Good Boy. Thank you @pupmilo.com for working hard to provide fun daily challenges and to all the participating pups @tailwags.dog for helping make a wonderful #locktober. Looking forward to defending my title next year! 🏆 🐕 #pupplay #trophydog

A few pups were ready to watch the 17th Street High Heel Race when a couple of women squeezed in front of us and blocked our view. Milo was not happy. #pupplay #dcpups #getoutofoursafespaces 📸 Pup Reddy

TailWags Got a Glow Up 💅 As TailWags hits its one year anniversary, we have a new, fresh logo and website. Check it out and share with your pup friends: www.TailWags.dog

Privet Paw-mrades! You can call me a pawmunist, if you must. It's high time the pawletariat siezes the means of pawduction and we shall do Karl Barx proud. Pups of DC, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! No gods, no masters. Eat the rich ... or at least dinner at La Cosecha. #dcpups

Made a new freind and gave him a gift! I promise I didn't stick my bone in this one... 🤮. #Halloween #pumpkin #jack-o-lantern #pupplay

Look at these cute dogs!!! 😍

@apuprex.bsky.social says this is the laziest crawl I’ve ever made. In this economy, who can afford to do a lot of walking between bars?

guys @pupmilo.com is making me do wicked things

@pupmilo.com @pupuno.bsky.social

@puparpi.bsky.social took this adorable pic of me and @pupdryx.bsky.social at @tailwags.dog’s last unleashed 🥺

Helpz!!! I'm drowning in balls!!!

I come up with the craziest ideas sometimes. I should get a medal. 🏅

Baarrrk!!! I is here to have my booty plundered. 🏴‍☠️

Just because I’m locked doesn’t mean my little guy can’t enjoy some fresh air. #fcf #caged #locked #chastity

Is it a park? Kinda. Is there water? Probably not. Is it a cute all outdoor space that we have limited time left to enjoy while daylight dwindles and the weather still cooperates, mostly? Absolutely. Pup dinner is at National Landing Water Park this week. #pupplay #pupkink #dcgays

The weather is going to be perfect for this pup crawl!!!

The pups are taking over As You Are for dinner again this week! Join the DMV's goodest boys for a lowkey dinner. #pupkink #pupplay #dcgays #dcpups #dmvpups

@scruffware.duck.dog @pupdryx.bsky.social @puphawks.bsky.social @pupleif.bsky.social Metro Dogs!

San Francisco Pups!!! I’m in your town. Any pup events happening tonight? #sfpups #pupplay #pupkink

Had a good time getting sized for my new pink @kink3d.com cage at @mrsleather.bsky.social Cage is so comfortable. No reason to take it off. 😈 #pupplay #pupkink #chastity #publicnudity #exhib

Follow this “anxious bean”. Totally not true when they are around me. 😊

Looking for an early start to your Saturday night? Join a bunch of good boys at Shakers and then at Revolt. 🍻🐶🐾

‘Miserable’: D.C. LGBTQ Venues Hit Hard by Federal Police Takeover www.metroweekly.com/2025/08/dc-l...

What GIF pops up when you type your name? Loving this connection. One day I’ll be a hot nerdy, twunk.

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

Great afternoon with @pupmilo.com! Awroooo! 💞🐾🐶😜

a view for #thirstythursday

I can’t wait to be with the puppies tomorrow!!!

Perfect day to be with these cuties, @scruffware.duck.dog and @storm-pup.bsky.social, for @midatlanticrbbr.bsky.social and @dc.bluf.social's monthly social ‪@tradebardc.bsky.social 📸: @kaloramaphoto.bsky.social #BLUF #pupplay #rubber

Let’s go for walkies and get drinkies!

‼️ Doordash Delivery Update Your order has been left at the doorstep > Me, the porch pirate 📦🍑 @bluebunad.bsky.social 🎥 @aartiparty.bsky.social

Will Rubber Pup Milo make his debut tonight? Come to @tailwags.dog UNLEASHED pup party at District Eagle to find out! 😉

What’s it like having a cat?

🦴🍖🍗 Our weekly Bark & Bites pup dinner is at Western Market at 7pm this Wednesday (7/30). It’s a laid back time to catch up or meet new pups before this Saturday’s UNLEASHED DC pup party. #dcgays #pupkink #pupplay #dmvgays

Awrooo! UNLEASHED - our monthly pup party - is this Saturday at District Eagle! Bring your pack, play in the mosh, dance with DJ Pup Boost (@boostnblue.bsky.social) & let's make Saturday paw-some! 💸 NO COVER 🚪 Doors: 7PM 🐶 Yappy Hour: 8-10PM 🎧 DJ Set: 10PM #pupkink #pupplay #dcgays #dmvgays

CW: Nudity “With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give a dog a bone!” Or however the saying goes 😂 I hit 500! 🥳 (at least at the time of this posting I had 500 😂) Let’s celebrate with a photoshoot @pupruby.bsky.social and I did not too long ago. Thank you all for the follows and love ❤️💚

Awrooooooooo!!!! Look it's a Pup Duck!!! Face 🤝 Pup-sonality

How is working in an office more productive? I moved desks because it was too loud. Then I moved again because someone’s perfume was giving me a headache. 😑😑😑

Overheard in my office: “Look at me double fisting” 😶‍🌫️🫥☠️

Forget having to choose between The Big Game and The Puppy Bowl - we've got the ultimate sporting event that combines them both: The Human Puppy Bowl! 🏈🐶

Ding ding ding! It’s time for pup dinner! When: Wednesday July 16 @ 7PM Where: Union Market, DC Who: Pups, handlers, friendly hoomans Why: Because pups need to eat and be with other pups #dmvpups #dcpups #pupplay #pupkink

⭐️⭐️ Come to Spark Social this Friday at 8PM for PUP’S GOT TALENT!!! ⭐️⭐️ See the DMV’s finest pups show off their skills. It’s fun for the whole pack! 👀 Are you a talented puppy? Then sign up to participate at docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #dmvpups #dcpups #pupkink #pupplay

Awrooooo! This cute puppy has the distinction of being my 2,000 follower. Now go follow them too!!!

It’s not where you go. It’s the pups you meet along the way. ❤️❤️❤️ @puptunder.bsky.social @pupsaki.bsky.social @apuprex.bsky.social @puphawks.bsky.social

this is what happens when you let the dogs in the couch.