Really craving group sex

I dressed for yesterday's weather 😭

I escaped to the gym

I'd run the marathon but the running wouldn't kill me, the level of cringe would. How do people cope 😭

Everyone goes on about Tomasz on the weather but I'm here for Stav 🫦🫦

Turning on "right now" on Grindr then leaving my phone in the other room

I escaped to the gym

How overstimulated am I today? Well I just had to take my jeans off because I can't cope with the feeling of them on my legs.

Omg I forgot there's a bank holiday next week

These people defending MPs drinking whilst working probably wouldn't like it if their cleaners and nannies did the same whilst on the clock...

I had to read the whole thread to check this wasn't a parody. Jfc

Anyway I got a new thong

With the mains pipe, the down service pipe and the heating pipes, this was horrendously tedious. At least I had a helper... Next the actual colour. 🫠

Anyway I got a new thong

What do you mean I have to SAND and PRIME the fucking walls 😭😭

I'm having such a bad weekend mental health wise. It's weird because I love the change in weather but on a deeper level it awakens a lot of horrible feelings around sociability, value, confidence and body image and it can be super rough 🫠

It can be cute around here 💚

Paid FIVE POUNDS for a paint mix sample and it looks NOTHING like it did on the card when it's on the wall 😭

The girlies of north London are out and ABOUT today. They're enjoying that sunshine.

Group of LADS just got on the tube at Euston and have sat next to me drinking beer 😭😭

Dumbo ears 🐘

Me at every waking moment

Me liking the straight monogamous men that hinge shows me for Lols

Who the hell signed off on this Labour party political broadcast???

Being so horny without the self confidence to match it is really annoying

Not me feeling like I need to b**** a h*** Must be the sun.

Oops 🙊

Friday jump scare. 2017 Vs 2026

Pet insurance paid up so I have that nice cathartic feeling of having paid off my credit card 🥹

The sexual tension between me and these flights I wanna book 🫦

You know when you have a hook up and they just aren't giving anything? Like I can't bring everything to the table 🫠

Love that once I remove the photo less and hnh profiles on Grindr it leaves about two profiles to view 😭😭

"Times scribbler too dim to understand how owning a second house makes her a second home owner" news

Nearly broke my nose 😅

What the FUCK????

Happy Hump Day 🍑 🌳 #humpday 📷 @hawt.men

Happy Hump Day 🍑 🌳 #humpday 📷 @hawt.men

Someone just asked me if I'm hosting tonight as if it's not gone 9.30pm....

Saw someone hot so have been spiralling about how disgusting I feel 🫠

Just earned my companion voucher. Happy Tuesday 😊 ✈️

Another evening of floating in rope. Such a happy boy 🤪

My work laptop has been doing "just a moment" for 13 minutes

Coffee, wetlands, park, hot gay sex and gluten free cake. Gorgeous Sunday.

Happy Sunday or whatever ✌🏻

Happy Sunday or whatever ✌🏻

If I went to South Korea what would be a good length of time? I'm looking at a bigger trip to include it.

Phone signal in this country really is disgusting. Why do we act like it's ok?! This isn't the fucking outback .

Honey I'm home 🕳️

She's so CUTE

When I'm flirting with someone and have built our imaginary future together and then they mention their dog.