tophie goes to pax u 🥰 (@palmerpink.bsky.social)

obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent" anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife" obiwan: "you hit padme??" anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"

add a skeleton here at some point

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