Tomorrow. A classic Adrian+Shane T-shirt gets a redesign. Presale at 16:00 GMT adrianandshane.com/shop

Any of my Glasgow peeps have thoughts or suggestions?

Years later and the practicalities of a world in which it rains doughnuts continue to vex my waking thoughts...

Well guess how we started pride month? No complaints here from @luuuuuu.bsky.social and I...

🚨 NEW: 27 Members of Parliament have signed a motion to reject the EHRC Code of Practice edm.parliament.uk/early-day-mo... Ask yours to join them: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/rejectthecode

The LIFE this is giving me is literally increasing my health bar!

Went to Eyemouth with the family and got a cute picture at the harbour

From Edinburgh, with warmest regards.

heading into June

Bright sun in my face, dark storm clouds at my back...

I can feel the air drafts on my full face now, shock shock 😳

Bot fixed (?) New Game (!) I'm looking for hobnobs in a wheelbarrow here I guess? Come join at twitch.tv/IainStreams

Today's family lunch fit ✌️

FUCK THATS HOT! Me, putting max strength Deep Heat on my back after CrossFit

Bops re-released are still absolute bops! 😍

Nothing to fire at? Will issue

Window wont close properly? Sill issue

Butt between DIY and housey tasks 🥹

It's giving the machine from Contact

We've moved from unprecedented times to portentous times

So me and @rossytv.bsky.social dropped the towels and I dropped to my knees 🤤 To celebrate hitting 5k followers on Bluesky, click the link and get access to my JFF page for $2 😊 200+ videos on my page including this one where @rossytv.bsky.social breeds the fuck outta me 😈

The towels don't stay on long in the video 😋😍

Wanna see @rossytv.bsky.social & I drop the towels?

Heat brought out a cryptid...

This makes sense to my brain

I am BLAND!

Whatcha looking at?

Watching the After Dark podcast (which is the best lit podcast)

Always loved this selfie - I was having a french martini getting ready to make some *hot* porn and very much feeling myself 🫠

FCF will just have to be a throwback because I don't think I've got a better dick pic than this one...

If you're gonna eat ass, you better EAT it! And if it's @chrisythatwalk.bsky.social, it's gonna be delicious 🫠

Talking of my legacy, here's a cheery throwback to sucking the beautiful @brocktidus.bsky.social! I loved my hair like that 😍

After

A delicious clip with @daddypaulpalmer.bsky.social & @cjbeardedbrit.bsky.social that gives me a good giggle every time I watch it because I'm silly!

Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun. - Linda Belcher. Icon.

(TW: See Link) Snotty bean gets distracted by side quests rather than solve crimes... Come join at twitch.tv/IainStreams

Buuuuuutt

Did CrossFit so hard I got a hypoperfusion headache. Ow my lil brain 😭

We saw you across the bar and were wondering if we could please order two meow-mosas?

pretty sky, pretty bunz

Steaming out da snot

Just had a flashback to this band performing this at my High School when it was being promoted, I remember us all being very excited about it!

#fcf reminder

Devil's Due is both low-key and high-key BEST episodes of Star Trek. Every queer person should know of Ardra because she is SERVING AND MOTHERING all of us. She is truly iconic.

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: did you know that canonically in Star Trek klingons have two dicks

Pride. Greed. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. Wrath. Sloth couldn't be bothered.

I got a seat on the rush hour train I am STUNNED!

I had to scroll all the way ‘cause I don’t have enough jockstrap pics, crazy 😵