Last two weeks have been shitty in general. Feels like I’m heading up again now, starting with a great feeling after this.

saying ”boing” during a game of Speak Out:

Need a bearded dude to kiss me or hit me with a car

I’m out here posting my thirst traps

my neck, my back, tachycardiac

Ok I get it now i like this app

Ugh and that ugly-ass busted lip fuck jd vance in the balcony at the Olympics? Trip and fall down the stairs bitch

There’s nothing more diva than showing up at the Olympics opening and standing absolutely still lip syncing

I downloaded Hevy just to feel like one of the cool boys. Do we like it? Is it any fun?

All fingers crossed for Zara tonight girlies

There’s this train station that literally translates to “War Pussy” and I think that’s beautiful

I like butt

Ok so fingers & balls crossed I sell my apartment for good money so I don’t get poor

very flattered by how you liked my tits

Leg day but it’s more fun to post tits

KT Tunstall, suddenly:

Ok people, what are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back? I’ll go first.

I think I need nudes to calm down

”American families pay the price” No, thousands and thousands of civilians in the country they invade pay the price. Not the Tucker family in Nebraska

How the fuck are people more horrified that he started a war without approval by congress, than the fact he invaded and kidnapped another head of state? Granted Maduro definitely is a dictator, but what the fuck

Light off a reflective surface:

ok rude

Happy new years!🩵

Me not pulling the lever in The Trolley Problem:

Ok I haven’t started Heated Rivalry yet bc it’s not available in my country, but did they switch to a completely different set of characters?

Robyn has a kid. Can you imagine someone growing up thinking she’s embarrassing and being like omg moooom stop. ROBYN?

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 32💋

UNO’s been real quiet since DOS came out

I relate to English being one’s second language but it still made me chuckle

Going to an “anything but a cup”-party tomorrow. Is it fun to use a nasogastric tube, yes/no?

Gun to my head, fine

Robyn in my earbuds and pretty men on my phone screen

Yummy

Something’s wrong with the photo, those are really 30kg weights

I’m not battling anxiety, we’re passionate lovers who do filthy gay things to each other

My severely home made Halloween costume as an ultrasound machine is doing numbers in the work group chat. Thanks, nerds ❣️

It’s fall (for me please)

Alien lizard person trying to blend in:

don’t forget to listen to Zara today

sorry boys I took a social media break to focus on my tamagotchi

That’s my hand, if you couldn’t tell by the very discreet and chill “Oh my god!”

Her❤️

So someone stole my bike tire, and it’ll be to 250€ to fix. Insurance company is giving me 18€. Thanks I guess

Bestie & I squeezing out the last of Scandi summer

Hi again babies