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phlebotomist doing my routine blood draw kept asking me where she could get surgery to get her eyes to look like mine and how the fuck do you answer that hahahaha

Can’t think of anyone better to keep him company and take care of him while I’m away! 😘

there’s a rugby convention in this hotel 🤤

remember when I said I made work enemies back in Jan (probably not lol but I did) - it’s getting close to the “it’s either they leave or I do” stage 🤣🤣🤣 oops I’m drama

ok I just spilled my entire takeout dinner on my carpeted hotel room floor after two bites so I’m gonna delay my reply spree and cry instead

ok the work part of this work trip is over, my bsky notifications are back on, and you can definitely expect a reply spree coming soon so don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

how many pics have i taken in front of this weather-reporting over the past year? I’ll never tell 🤐

Changed from a 6am fight to an 8am for tomorrow so my decision-making ability is on fire rn

having super strong tiki drinks with coworkers AMA

milkshakes should be made with milk, vanilla ice cream, and _____ (chocolate syrup, berry preserve, etc) NOT milk and _____ ice cream Hill I'm willing to die on

headache? on a work trip? in this economy??

the geckos wanted to see the dirty plane mirror too 🦎

I've been saying for years that the blind, unbiblical and ignorant support by evangelicals of *sr*el even as they commit atrocities ONLY makes sense if theyre just trying to bring about the return of jesus (which in their theology leads to Jewish people going to hell btw so it's QUITE hateful)

Last Crusade was on tv at the hotel room and I thought "ooh ya that'll be a fun way to unwind" and it was the scene where N*zis are burning books and fuck why are these movies relevant again

the views fucking slap though

lol just completed my FIFTH JFK->SEA flight this year (not counting returns either!)

literally almost wiped down this mirror for them

I just said no to the ice cream for dessert on this flight, if anyone’s looking for a personal trainer for self-control

jfk airtrain announcement says "please take your belonging" SINGULAR and it's my biggest petty thing I need zohran to address asap

first of all, it's "lying" second of all...

Slight adjustment, just as gay: ✅ work out ❌ finish watching Heated Rivalry ✅ go to the Eagle

✅ work out 🔲 finish watching Heated Rivalry

My Sunday to-do list: 🔲 work out 🔲 finish watching Heated Rivalry Starting to wonder if I might be gay

made a friend at the gym 💪

leg day on a saturday is criminal

but like... Jack Wolfe could come BACK to play Orpheus again, right? 🥺

is "oh great, another war" a special phase of life reserved for our generation or did our ancestors get there too?

my favorite form of radicalization is anti-car

still thinking about Rapunzel's prince in London

do i start right before i turn 40 or has this ship sailed?

wait why is everyone posting about Pokemon (more than usual) genuine question lol

friend showed me videos of heather headley as shug avery with cynthia as celie and i'll never be the same

stopped by my.favorite airport lounge shower on Tuesday

me, every month: I'm gonna start clearing my corporate card expenses minimum weekly so it doesn't pile up finance team to me, every month: hi spagenny, please submit receipts for your 86 expenses from last month as we are closing the books on that period

when dinner with oomf is no longer dinner with oomf but with a friend 😍

If you got a link tree but also you’re just like some guy I think you’re doing too much.

oops I stayed out late on a school night again

Persephone? Is that you?

Aah, the pointlessness of existence

pto is better than work there I said it

he went to a vintage shop and got me a sweater! what do we think?

ok but now that I'm home, WHO'S GONNA KEEP ME AWAKE TIL AT LEAST 9? help! spaghubby is at a play tonight

london, you were cute

um why did no one tell me to watch that sooner?!

watching Something's Gotta Give for the first time and KEANU REEVES?? Hello?? 😍

Into the Woods is a perfect show I will be taking no questions

on both sides of the Atlantic within 8 days lol

idk if it’s the accent or what but my goodness, london men 😮‍💨