Hot Ones is just so good Easily the best celebrity interview show this side of the Atlantic

but now I'm too tired from the week to do anything fun...

goodness gracious I'm happy to be home

king size in hotel room was lonely all week but at least it was a westin heavenly bed 😍

I made smart choices!

will i make smart choices about how to spend tonight? i wouldn’t bet on it but one can hope

was it smart to go to the district eagle in the middle of my work trip? no, of course not was it worth it? absolutely

thought I'd give a turtleneck a whirl

whether it's on here, at a recent wedding, at my last bday party, or just on a night out, I often look around and think to myself, "my god, i have the hottest friends" 😍

listen, when you travel as much as I do, sometimes all you can muster the energy to do is eat at the lobby bar

hi DC

$59 to upgrade from the train ticket work paid for to a lil roomette? yes pls. im tired from that monday wedding!

causally watched the Norma standby from last year's sunset sing With One Look at our mutual friends' wedding last night lol i love new york

hey y'all this account below isn't me! Idk who it is or why they thought it was worth impersonating me but I'm the only real spagenny!

another work trip today - but this time BY TRAIN, babyyyyy 🚄

got caught in the rain but it didn't feel like drew barrymore said

I'm not just a reply gay but a reply gay who does bursts of replying to everything every few days so I'm doubly insufferable

Just a reminder that you can always just choose to not watch football

i love me a good plate of chilaquiles

join the movement

being friends with theater people means sometimes you have a sunday rehearsal dinner and monday wedding to attend 🎭💍

the thing about today is that there’s a lot to do but also i’m sleepy

do you like my jacket cuz I do

ive slept in four different beds this week and not in the fun way

does this broadway season feel kinda lackluster so far or am I just remembering this point in other years wrong?

i want pie

flight attendant to me just now: "I love everything about you" which is the grown-up equivalent of an elementary school teacher calling you a delight to have in class

Almost got myself an airport chair massage but the dollar per minute rate is ... not great I'll just wait till I get home and can go to a Chinese foot spa

will my fourth flight of the week be part of the 10% of flights cut tomorrow?

proof of said sad bath

oh dear GOD the cutest flight attendant of all time is working my flight HELP

i took the saddest, shallowest hotel bath last night but i really really needed it, ok??

whyyy am i away from nyc this whole week? i wanna be with people who are excited about zohran and it turns out small town arkansas ain’t the place for that (neither is medical devices as a space in general but that’s a different story)

IT HAPPENED THANK YOU MICHELLE KWAN (closest thing to a goddess I worship? Idk)

arrived at the hotel at 1am started work day at 6:20am just finished with no breaks at 7pm I don’t have the energy to deal with anything but great news with this election

new hat, who dis

having online friends who live hundreds or thousands miles away, and getting jealous of people & situations in their real lives that you have no real right to be jealous over nor can do anything about.

Planning my pill-taking for the day around when the beverage cart will likely come through Not reliable, but it's a uniquely spagenny thing I do 🤣

five flights scheduled this week... how many will actually go on time in the midst of the shutdown? stay tuned lol

EVERYONE WELCOME GAZ BACK OR ELSE 💪👊

halloweened too close to the sun and got strep babyyyyy 😎✌️

DST ending is AMAZING for exactly one (1) day and no more truly a one hit wonder

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

just saw Daniel Sloss perform and yet again spent way too much of it staring at his b*lge

I fucking love nyc marathon day on the upper west side

speaking of things i watch for the plot...

the plot was so good i recreated it for a party last night lol

Halloween as a gay in nyc is pretty prime, ngl

I'm starting to think people don't know the difference between e.g. and i.e.

Going to the dentist on Halloween also feels appropriate