moment of serenity amidst sunday scaries... i just love being on planes 😍✈️

the thing about flying regional is that it's where all the younger, hot pilots are 😮‍💨

leaving a family visit early to fly out to a work trip got me feelin ALL kinds of sunday scaries :'(

loved getting to play with my nephews and other cute kiddies today AND i love not having to take any of them home with me even more lol

ok chicago weather today, i see you (but i also won't be fooled by you cuz I've been here at other times of year)

regional jet last night, mainline tonight, so I'm gonna be back to not feeling tall in the lav again :(

haven't once stopped thinking about these two reuniting for oh, mary

good morning happy Friday I'm hungry can someone make me breakfast?

come onnnnn airline, get me home- my iphone 17 pro is waiting for me there and it's lonely!

3 hour delay at a lounge-less airport with some of the worst concessions found anywhere ASK ME ANYTHING lol

lol drinking my coffee in the car cuz I don't wanna walk the 40ft to the hotel entrance in this 🌧️

RAGTIME IS STARTING THIS WEEKEND ALREADY?? 🚨🚨🚨

Just spend two hours unloading a huge truck and assembling shit on a hospital loading dock so say hello to Butch Spagenny 💪

I wonder what new denomination is going to be created out of this lack-of-rapture event

just drove through a torrential downpour that wiped out visibility while lightning flashed all around me and my knuckles will be stuck in a bent position for a few days 😬

y'all don't even know how jealous y'all should be of our bloomf->IRL journey

highly recommend seeing heathers off-broadway for the plot, btw

🎶 i think I'll try defying gravity 🎶 (taking a flight today)

got raptured ama

and DEFINITELY stay the **** outta my phone

oh shoot i got a haircut yesterday and forgot to tell y'all my bad my bad

happy rapture's eve, everyone! what's the first thing we should do when we get Left Behind™️?

jetlag is making me function like a morning person and i love-hate it

this memorial service is a laughable circus of hypocrisy and fake emotions lol gosh i do not miss evangelicalism

I was given the option of a 10am haircut and a noon one for today a few days ago and I HATE past me for saying "10am please!" 🛌🥱

just requalified for executive platinum in case you were keeping track ✈️

forgot to tell y'all about the friend i made at the Singapore botanic garden 🦕

and somehow this isn't innuendo lol

everyone at sheep meadow was straight today but my goodness there were some solid C cups on many of them shirtless bros and I was not complaining

the number of times I've gotten ready to do todaytix rush at 9am only to get distracted by something at 8:55 and only remember again at 9:10 having missed it...

the most demoralizing part of jet lag is being wide awake at 6am on saturday when it’s usually the ONE DAY I sleep in like a champ

be my baby by the ronettes is such a banger ... not just because it originated "boom, boomboom, bam" it just friggin slaps

it was so hot i forgot i don’t wear shorts to fly

Salma Hayek saying “cocoa for coo coo puffs”

instead of going to the gym and seeing a broadway show I stayed home and napped because jetlag 🥱

by a splitery wooden rod, no lube

I just wanna see sea otters holding hands or something ... just something pure and joyous

damn the midterms have never felt so far away

back from vacation and back in the US and neither of those feels good at all rn

don't forget- if you turn it off, your IFE screen becomes a great mirror 😜🪞

anyway since i might actually get to be in nyc this weekend, what show should i see?

wtf is happening to humans lately that i keep walking into airplane lavs with unflushed toilets?!

work trip from hell might be cancelled??

was not expecting my few hrs in Tokyo during a long layover to be hotter than my entire time in Singapore 🥵

pretty sure I just broke some sort of code of conduct at that lounge shh 🤫

cheap Chinese massage where they went to town on my knots was a good way to forget the end-of-vacay "sunday" scaries for an hour ☺️

vacation's wrapping up and it's like sunday scaries but exponentially more powerful 😱

does the color match the sea behind me?

vacay's been amazing but just found out that the second i land back in the US i start a work trip from hell so i guess it all balances out, eh?

i just finished David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day and wow ok so I guess all of us gays were the same as kids huh? 🤣