aaaaand the Weekend of Gay begins (I’ll probably do very little of it on account of my age and age-related fatigue)

pero tengo un hambre

in-the-moment spagenny was mad about a 10pm hotel workout but he did it for long-term spagenny… so that mf better be grateful

happy 5 years in NYC to meeeee here’s to many more nights dressing on theme to the theater!

10th work week in Vancouver this year let’s goooooo

stroopwafels doing their best to make this flight ok in spite of 1/3 lavs being inoperable

averting my eyes from the different people watching the Pitt S2 on their screens cuz I still haven’t finished S1

washed my hands pre-oysters so i thought “hey, might as well feed the mirror before I eat,” you know?

ok well now i’m flying tomorrow instead so cafe lux it is!

i do chuckle and roll my internal eyes a bit whenever i hear anyone say “im never flying ______ airline ever again!”

Broadway Bares is a 10/10 every f***ing year

Ok but what if I'm not witty enough to come up with non-earnest responses to the "5 things you love" prompt

I get that Monday is most theater people's weekend... but a Sunday night show at 930 and midnight is... 😩

do I: 🔲 nap 🔲 nap at the Park 🔲 nap on a Chinese massage table

I've been getting full nights of sleep this weekend during pride month in nyc and that's on being a grown ass adult setting boundaries 💪

gay people stun in gay photos (cc: @ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social, @jcov.bsky.social, @jennitolls.bsky.social, @weaselingaround.bsky.social)

In America we deal with headlines related to drug cartels, mass shootings, police killings. What’s it like in Japan:

y'all, the PULL. I. PULLED. at the bar last night didn't know i had it in me

fcf means fuzzy chest Friday, right?

Hurt my toe in the bathroom half asleep last night. Still hurts

happy pride, lil spagenny, carrying mom’s purse on your forearm 🤣

about to meet a friend at the cafe lux bar and those bartenders must think I’m suuuuuch a s**t the number of different cuties I’ve taken there 🤣

caught up with an old friend and realized we’ve known each other for TWENTY YEARS 😵‍💫

did digital rush for celebrity autobiography and got front row center lollllllll

just found out i get juneteenth off 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 what should i do

remember that hotel mirror that made me think things? happy wednesday!

oh there is DRAMA at work like, think power grabs, backstabbing, manipulation, the works

literally can't walk right today cuz of last night* 🥵 *leg day at the gym

passion fruit mousse on coconut sponge 🤤 jealous? you should be

taco tuesday showing world cup is how I learned iraq has a team

Hunger! at the Squat Rack

Giants❤️ that take your breath away and you suddenly feel so small.🌳🌲 Such witnesses of time must be protected. 💚☘️🌿🌱🍀💚 Photo: A. Braiden

friend just texted me "how are you?" and then added "actually where are you??" and that's friendship with me in a nutshell

I'll make it lemonade

god, re: sodom (because of the lack of hospitality, not faggotry)

that first shower at home after traveling for a week >>>>

My brain the last 10 min: "I need a snack before I board in 2min or I'll faint" "Ugh all these sandwiches are on white and have cheese" "Ooh a PB&J on whole wheat!" *tries to scarf it down* "Oh right... PB is hard to eat. Did I learn nothing from that Got Milk ad with the dog?!"

i haven't been pride-ing too much yet on account of being out of town too much 😔 LET'S CHANGE THAT

slept with ear plugs in didnt know they had a use other than at circuit parties

Why group chats when bsky is already one big gay group chat?

this hotel room mirror is making me think things

big family (multiple rooms) staying at this hotel is leaving their deadbolts on so the doors don't close and they can go in and out to each other's and it SLAMS every time I hate people

💙🧡🗽 It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere (even while I'm in the air en route to a work trip not in NYC)

but it turns out both pilots are the hottest I've ever seen so I'll take it I guess 🥵🤣

Lol I told someone they shouldn't put their second bag up cuz people are gonna need that space and both she AND the straight white guy near her rolled their eyes and talked about how unnecessary and ridiculous I was being and she said "it's fine I don't let things like that bother me" as if IWTA

someone name one thing remotely redemptive about Newark airport (excluding terminal A)

back in a Lyft to the airport for another work trip and I'm kinda legit sad about it

went to a bday party and EVERYONE HAD CHILDREN and (not that I needed it but) it was confirmation of how much I don't want any

It worked, btw. Landed and went straight to Hardware and Rise to go dancing 🪩🕺🏻

for legal reasons, i did not take this in the restroom of the hq office