haven't been online much on this work trip but stopping by to say happy wednesday 👋🏼

did i mention i ALSO have strep on top of it all? lollll so much antibiotic

played pickleball with coworkers as an official work function so I'd give today a 7 on the whiteness scale 😆

good morning from Vancouver it's gloomy

you know how much i love regional jets for how tall they make me feel 🤭

tomorrow morning in the city I'm heading to, I gotta get a good cup of local coffee to atone for the St*rb*cks I got at the airport rn

worked out before my flights instead of trusting myself to go late tonight when I get to my hotel I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE CLAP

happy wake-up-with-a-splitting-headache monday to all who celebrate! no one? just me? cool

and THIS is why we get tested regularly! 🙂‍↕️

every time I have to rent a car and drive for a work trip I'm like "oh yeah I don't miss this" I am, fundamentally, a public transit boy

1) why was i targeted for this ad 2) name is so misleading lol

first work trip of the year being on the first SATURDAY feels... a little h0moph0b1c, and yet here we are ✈️

i feel bad for the hold fast restroom mirror… I’m there so often and this ends up happening any time wearing undies i like 😔

this won’t mean anything to you, probs, but i played candy crush zero times in 2025 and im proud of myself for that considering this was Dec 2024

Haven’t been to a Broadway/Off-Broadway show in two weeks and it’s been kinda nice?

we ate we drank we danced what more could you ask for

got in bed at 5am with a big smile on my face ☺️ happy new year, everyone!

one last thanksgiving cancun tan check-in to wrap up the year ☀️🏝️

Alright, friends- let's hear your NYE plans!

don't forget to be a responsible gay every 3 months (or whatever other frequencies there are now for the other versions I'm jealous of)!

still haven't undone the crippling straightness that was the holidays in the San Diego suburbs someone help me gay NOW

guess it's time i mention this again 🤭⛸️

got a hot toddy at a bar last night and it wasn't watered down and I'm pretty sure that means it's gonna be a great day today

did I look creepy sitting alone surrounded by children and couples in the fourth row? maybe BUT I WAS SUPPORTING MY FRIEND

one more nyc holiday event let’s goooo! catching my friend’s last scheduled performance!

finally saw. LOVED

wow I've done so much more work today than I ever would've wanted to do on a December 29th 😩

I'd like to report a lost item: My motivation to work Last seen two weeks ago in nyc Responds to salary bumps If found, please return to Spagenny

thanks for the new pfp, @lerrrgan.bsky.social !!

sitting on my 100th (and hopefully last) flight of the year!

on a scale from 1-10, what’s my douchey socal bro level rn?

Still had issues with it but overall cute and they have chemistry

Will I like it more this time than 22 years ago in theaters when I thought it was meh?

proof 😎🌴

it’s cuddle o’clock on cuddle day, wouldn’t you say?

Update: yesterday was BEAUTIFUL and today is quite nice too. Thanks for being wrong, weather!

i eat prime rib like once every 2-3 yrs but when it hits, it HITS

Monopoly Deal testing every marriage in this house! 🤣

i have now seen the first half of die hard for the first time merry christmas, my fellow homos

mandatory Christmas Eve greeting from hub's childhood home's guest bath🚿😘🎄

does ANYONE have family homes they visit for the holidays where they sleep well??

help! I've been in a suburb for one (1) day and have already had three (3) chain restaurant meals

spent hours small-talking like a pro with suburban republicans at my in-laws' party last night and held my tongue and was delightful the whole time so I'll be wearing this on my lapel today

my most boomer take is that the number of people who get "emotional support dog" sign-offs for flying is out of control

haven't had a good flirt in a minute i'm overdue

two babies by me both scream-crying or playing with loud toys - here we go, 6-hour flight!

happy to report that my tan from thanksgiving hasn't totally faded yet!

i wish the sala thai lunch special had a frequent flyer program

me pulling my weight at work today: