i feel bad for the hold fast restroom mirror… I’m there so often and this ends up happening any time wearing undies i like 😔

this won’t mean anything to you, probs, but i played candy crush zero times in 2025 and im proud of myself for that considering this was Dec 2024

Haven’t been to a Broadway/Off-Broadway show in two weeks and it’s been kinda nice?

we ate we drank we danced what more could you ask for

got in bed at 5am with a big smile on my face ☺️ happy new year, everyone!

one last thanksgiving cancun tan check-in to wrap up the year ☀️🏝️

Alright, friends- let's hear your NYE plans!

don't forget to be a responsible gay every 3 months (or whatever other frequencies there are now for the other versions I'm jealous of)!

still haven't undone the crippling straightness that was the holidays in the San Diego suburbs someone help me gay NOW

guess it's time i mention this again 🤭⛸️

got a hot toddy at a bar last night and it wasn't watered down and I'm pretty sure that means it's gonna be a great day today

did I look creepy sitting alone surrounded by children and couples in the fourth row? maybe BUT I WAS SUPPORTING MY FRIEND

one more nyc holiday event let’s goooo! catching my friend’s last scheduled performance!

finally saw. LOVED

wow I've done so much more work today than I ever would've wanted to do on a December 29th 😩

I'd like to report a lost item: My motivation to work Last seen two weeks ago in nyc Responds to salary bumps If found, please return to Spagenny

thanks for the new pfp, @lerrrgan.bsky.social !!

sitting on my 100th (and hopefully last) flight of the year!

on a scale from 1-10, what’s my douchey socal bro level rn?

Still had issues with it but overall cute and they have chemistry

Will I like it more this time than 22 years ago in theaters when I thought it was meh?

proof 😎🌴

it’s cuddle o’clock on cuddle day, wouldn’t you say?

Update: yesterday was BEAUTIFUL and today is quite nice too. Thanks for being wrong, weather!

i eat prime rib like once every 2-3 yrs but when it hits, it HITS

Monopoly Deal testing every marriage in this house! 🤣

i have now seen the first half of die hard for the first time merry christmas, my fellow homos

mandatory Christmas Eve greeting from hub's childhood home's guest bath🚿😘🎄

does ANYONE have family homes they visit for the holidays where they sleep well??

help! I've been in a suburb for one (1) day and have already had three (3) chain restaurant meals

spent hours small-talking like a pro with suburban republicans at my in-laws' party last night and held my tongue and was delightful the whole time so I'll be wearing this on my lapel today

my most boomer take is that the number of people who get "emotional support dog" sign-offs for flying is out of control

haven't had a good flirt in a minute i'm overdue

two babies by me both scream-crying or playing with loud toys - here we go, 6-hour flight!

happy to report that my tan from thanksgiving hasn't totally faded yet!

i wish the sala thai lunch special had a frequent flyer program

me pulling my weight at work today:

happy “do the bare minimum to not have to take PTO” week to those who celebrate! (for legal reasons this is a joke)

thoughts and prayers to the casts of the few Broadway shows doing a 9 show week this week 💀

have to go to socal for the holidays on Tues and normally I have a "well, at least the weather will be nice" this year:

ok but i think we were kinda cute at carnegie hall last night

real talk, this year kicked my ass... life is good but it wore me tf out and it led to so much less motivation to work out, post on tiktok (legit an important hobby to me), engage with people on here... just ending the year with very little consistency and trying to give myself grace

I didn't like the play but I liked the pic so I'm posting anyway

slept well in a way only a festive euphoria from a day of the nutcracker and a Broadway diva's yuletide concert can cause

[Friend asks what's new over coffee] Well, all the Instagram buttons are in different places again

2nd row center to have Megan Hilty sing me Christmas songs? I'LL TAKE IT 😍

I went in thinking "don't cry at the pas de deux, don't cry at the pas de deux" reader, i cried at the pas de deux

about to hang out with my buddy George (Balanchine)

went over to a guy's apt and he welcomed me with hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps and if that's not good hosting idk what is