*Paul Simon voice* Hello diva, my old friend.

Need more friends who like talking on the phone and FaceTiming

Been going to bed early and getting a full nights rest lately

Wednesday night sewin’ sesh

I had two dogs, Quinn a German Shorthaired Pointer who lived to be 16, and Cole a Jack Russel who was almost 19. It’s been over two years, and lately everyone keeps asking when I’m gonna adopt again, but I’m still not ready…

ISO: belly kisses

Tickets for Hayley: SECURED 🟡⚠️💛🌕🟨🍋🧀

I know it will come back, but for the first time since I started lifting two years ago, I’ve lost my motivation 😃👍

Forever caught off guard when someone other than gay oomfs interact with me on this website.

Was too busy yapping to notice the barber cut all my locks off 🙃 this is fine!!!

Took a toy camera on a stroll through my home town last month and snapped a photo of the rental my family moved into after a long period of homelessness. Will never forget what it felt like to have my own “room” in the unfinished basement. Raise your hand if you grew up poor as dirt🙋‍♂️!

Would lay down my life for Elle Fanning … this movie was so much fun

K well this is pretty cute

Spent all weekend painting my platonic life partner’s (PLP) new condo 👨‍🎨🫟

Record release party on Wednesday was 🔥🔥🔥

Reallllly got cookin on this lined corduroy chore jacket tonight. The Indian block print liner looks kinda nutso I’m loving it.

He did it! Ate the NYC Marathon for lunch! Proud la you @benjibark.bsky.social 🏅🏃‍♂️💨💪‼️

Didn’t dress up this year, but still had a fun night in NYC being gay ghouls with @benjibark.bsky.social 💋💋

Upside to this shitty hotel work put me in is there’s no one around keeping me from being a silly goose at the gym

In NYC right now and it seems like none of these gay are about that bluesky culture

Worked from the office for the first time in a couple months and yapped wayyyyyy too much

Someone take me jocktober shopping ☹️

Trying to imagine what could be possible for me if I got more than 5.5 hrs of sleep at night.

Sunday sewing… dusty blue corduroy chore jacket with this funky hand block-printed floral pattern organic Indian cotton as the liner. Challenging myself with the liner but pretty confident it’s going to turn out!!

It’s my best fwend’s birfday week (he’s not on bsky, but I must celebrate and express my undying love for him on all the platforms!)

Biblically accurate porn locker room

Small town fall fest temporary tattoo stand hates to see me and my niece comin

Working out in a polo shirt presents a form of gym slut previously unknown to me

Big oversized sweatshirt, backpack, ball cap, and short little shorts on a man with nice legs … this Fall look really does it for me 😮‍💨😮‍💨

In Kansas for the week and looking at what’s around on Facebook marketplace…. Do I spend $250 on Facebook on a Leica point and shoot 35mm camera? They sell for like 375 on eBay.

Can gray hair do numbers on bsky?

Life update I found a screenshot and that’ll do 😌🔫

Almost nothing makes me feel more powerful than the ability to do this

In case you’re wondering, there are no gay people in St. Louis Missouri.

I just spent 30 mins on a layover in St. Louise trying to find a gif of Teyana Taylor sticking her ass out in those blue jeans while she points a gun at a tied up cop on his knees in One Battle After Another, to no avail 😢

Can never sleep when I have a super early flight 😓

Was healed by prolonged cuddling last night while binging the last 5 episodes of The Comeback S1 (first time viewer 🙋🏼‍♂️!)

“You know we, as gay people, we get to choose our family” #wotskies

What my mug looks like after seeing a movie at The Music Box with my bf [best friend]

I don’t post thirst traps this is thot leadership

I can always tell exactly what someone’s thinking by fabricating a narrative inside my head 💭🤔

Had to do it [make inappropriate joke at party] to ‘em [the people who asked me to leave said party]

Took this photo on my film camera a month ago specifically for you guys

Got a roll of film back over the weekend and it’s nothing but gay shenanigans #portra800 #filmphotography #35mm

Currently on a real losing streak with sleep. ISO: big spoon… Who’s down for a Sunday afternoon nap?

Broke my months-long fast of going to the movies with One Battle After Another last night and was not disappointed. Cancel your plans and go see it asap!

Classic ✔️s!

Had dinner with a new coworker last night. She’s gorgeous. Early 30s. Smart/funny/good taste. Given up on dating but I thought who do I know that I could introduce her to? And realized I do not know one single single straight man in Chicago.

Have not been to gym since Saturday because I’ve been sad, tired, and busy. Would ordinarily feel anxious about it, but feels good to give no fcks right now 😊

For hegseth to talk about fat generals to then have trumps rotting body carted out would be hilarious if it wasn’t all such an abomination