sven
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Enthusiastically underprepared. 📍Chicago
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Who needs a headlock (or a hug) 🤼♂️🫂
about 1 month ago
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wfh trade 💁♀️ home thermostat reads 80°F! First truly hot day of the year in Chicago.
about 8 hours ago
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Hand reveal
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Good morning butterfly friends
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3 days ago
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I’m working on a big upholstery commission, and I cannot get over how fucking cool these textiles are looking. The side wall and piping are like a dark plum, if it’s not clear from the photo.
3 days ago
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Gooner in the HomeGoods Will&Grace Wayfair Bathroom [a.k.a. Will’s Martini Bar]
4 days ago
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Muffin top? You mean my mushroom cloud?
4 days ago
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Nothing will ruin your day like a bag salad
5 days ago
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Splurged on a full gas tank yesterday👉👈
6 days ago
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First ever attempt at shashiko visible mending. Favorite jeans: SAVED!
6 days ago
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Haven’t seen it, but heard about the premise of The Drama… reminded me this weekend a friend told the story of him getting arrested for assault in college after smashing a Qdoba taco bowl shell over a random girl’s head, and now I can’t look at him the same way.
6 days ago
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boston gay boy™️ (boston 1/1-12/31)
7 days ago
shorter people should get a tax write off for having a lower carbon footprint
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Slayyyter Arlo Parks Underscores Kiikii Snail Mail Grace Ives Justine Skye ^The it girls
7 days ago
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I am not the funny friend, but I love that my friends are so funny.
7 days ago
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Tried some new mouthpieces and none felt good in my butt
7 days ago
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Can’t believe
@coachjerry.cruises
was hoarding these images from the Great Chicago bloomf Meat-Up of 2026. Cubs lost cause
@ptklein.com
was rooting for the nats 😒
8 days ago
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New mental health hack! I no longer look at anyone’s location unless we have plans and we’re actively coordinating a meetup! I’m on a 3-day streak and I’ve never shown this much self control in my life. Also I want to buy this vintage nude sketch.
8 days ago
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well no um
11 days ago
if i send you this it means Jane, Don't
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My insomnia therapy is working btw 😴😴
12 days ago
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My bestie got the custom patchwork hoodie I made for her in the mail last night. She’s so gorg 😮💨😮💨
12 days ago
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How your email found me
13 days ago
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I know a lot of good new music came out but I can’t stop listening to Underscores on repeat
14 days ago
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I’ve been cutting hair since I was a kid. I’ve probably given at least 2k haircuts. I’m not a licensed barber, and it’s just for fun, but I currently have 8 friends for whom I am their regular barber, down from 20 or so a year ago at this time. Feeling like it’s time for a break again soon 😓
14 days ago
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Might fuck around and get into some light wood working
15 days ago
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Jon Aldric
16 days ago
The Draftkings bar should have a dark room
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tallboy
16 days ago
I love the gay internet, what do you mean I’m at a bar with all my handsome bloomfs?! 🙂↕️
@jthom.tech
@ptklein.com
@viennabeef.social
@thomcb88.bsky.social
@svenbark.bsky.social
@benjibark.bsky.social
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
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Post Friday lift, all smelly and jocked up
18 days ago
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Everdell night hosted by
@bphippy.bsky.social
. Love this game even though I’ve gotten last place the last two times 😃😃
20 days ago
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“Now How Easy Was That?” “Let’s try for Tuesday!” “Ew, no THANK YOU” “I need to stop by Lowe’s on the way home” (Predictions for track titles for the upcoming Jessie Ware release)
20 days ago
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That’s a wrap on this patchwork hoodie! I’m not big into Noah Kahan, but one of my best girlfriends is obsessed. Can’t wait to ship this to her and see her reaction!
#sewingproject
#streetwear
#menwhosew
21 days ago
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Sleeves attached on this custom quilted hoodie. Just gotta add the hood and ribbing at the bottom to finish it. Might be obsessed?
loading . . .
21 days ago
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Thank you for the like, Yerba Madre
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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My friend hired me to take a bunch of her old clothes and turn her Noah Kahan tour merch into a quilted hoodie. Some progress … it’s looking coo coo 🫣
22 days ago
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Pisces, ENFP, Enneagram 2w3, with top 5 Gallup strengths of communication, empathy, WOO, connectedness, and includer. Certified bleeding heart loverboy softy (hat hair included with purchase)
22 days ago
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Caught wearing skinny jeans. Humiliating. Happy spring!
24 days ago
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Every Friday on the blue sky website
25 days ago
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My friend’s hairline is reseeding and he did not know who Christopher Meloni is. He’s just about where Meloni was in the middle pic here. I find these looks to be so incredibly sexy.
27 days ago
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The hardest part about me ever becoming a celebrity would be showing up to awards shows and after parties and not having a single fucking clue who any of the other celebrities are
27 days ago
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Hanging out with my best friend tonight and eating YooYee 喜又
28 days ago
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This year’s Market Days is at Lollapalooza
28 days ago
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Show ‘em off boys
add a skeleton here at some point
28 days ago
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Unfortunately need to attend Lolla this year
29 days ago
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Election Day in Chicago. Remind the group chat!
29 days ago
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My mamma died last week. She was amazing. We shared a face. I eulogized her from the pulpit of my childhood church, on stage next to the pastor who’s the source of a lot of adolescent angst, and talked about her unconditional love for her gay son. Very healing moment for me. Miss you, Gina Jo. Rest.
29 days ago
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⭕️ Gray sweats OR ⭕️ Whities
about 1 month ago
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Who needs a headlock (or a hug) 🤼♂️🫂
about 1 month ago
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Knate Thorne
about 1 month ago
I wrote and illustrated a book btw and it came out yesterday :)
lnk.to/TheGlamReape...
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Treats 🐰🐣
about 1 month ago
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All loads refused on de-load week 🙅♂️🚫
about 1 month ago
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Using the photo app “cleanup” tool to edit out an ingrown hair on your ballsack
about 1 month ago
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