wfh trade 💁‍♀️ home thermostat reads 80°F! First truly hot day of the year in Chicago.

Hand reveal

Good morning butterfly friends

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I’m working on a big upholstery commission, and I cannot get over how fucking cool these textiles are looking. The side wall and piping are like a dark plum, if it’s not clear from the photo.

Gooner in the HomeGoods Will&Grace Wayfair Bathroom [a.k.a. Will’s Martini Bar]

Muffin top? You mean my mushroom cloud?

Nothing will ruin your day like a bag salad

Splurged on a full gas tank yesterday👉👈

First ever attempt at shashiko visible mending. Favorite jeans: SAVED!

Haven’t seen it, but heard about the premise of The Drama… reminded me this weekend a friend told the story of him getting arrested for assault in college after smashing a Qdoba taco bowl shell over a random girl’s head, and now I can’t look at him the same way.

shorter people should get a tax write off for having a lower carbon footprint

Slayyyter Arlo Parks Underscores Kiikii Snail Mail Grace Ives Justine Skye ^The it girls

I am not the funny friend, but I love that my friends are so funny.

Tried some new mouthpieces and none felt good in my butt

Can’t believe @coachjerry.cruises was hoarding these images from the Great Chicago bloomf Meat-Up of 2026. Cubs lost cause @ptklein.com was rooting for the nats 😒

New mental health hack! I no longer look at anyone’s location unless we have plans and we’re actively coordinating a meetup! I’m on a 3-day streak and I’ve never shown this much self control in my life. Also I want to buy this vintage nude sketch.

if i send you this it means Jane, Don't

My insomnia therapy is working btw 😴😴

My bestie got the custom patchwork hoodie I made for her in the mail last night. She’s so gorg 😮‍💨😮‍💨

How your email found me

I know a lot of good new music came out but I can’t stop listening to Underscores on repeat

I’ve been cutting hair since I was a kid. I’ve probably given at least 2k haircuts. I’m not a licensed barber, and it’s just for fun, but I currently have 8 friends for whom I am their regular barber, down from 20 or so a year ago at this time. Feeling like it’s time for a break again soon 😓

Might fuck around and get into some light wood working

The Draftkings bar should have a dark room

I love the gay internet, what do you mean I’m at a bar with all my handsome bloomfs?! 🙂‍↕️ @jthom.tech @ptklein.com @viennabeef.social @thomcb88.bsky.social @svenbark.bsky.social @benjibark.bsky.social @chicagobonehead.bsky.social

Post Friday lift, all smelly and jocked up

Everdell night hosted by @bphippy.bsky.social. Love this game even though I’ve gotten last place the last two times 😃😃

“Now How Easy Was That?” “Let’s try for Tuesday!” “Ew, no THANK YOU” “I need to stop by Lowe’s on the way home” (Predictions for track titles for the upcoming Jessie Ware release)

That’s a wrap on this patchwork hoodie! I’m not big into Noah Kahan, but one of my best girlfriends is obsessed. Can’t wait to ship this to her and see her reaction! #sewingproject #streetwear #menwhosew

Sleeves attached on this custom quilted hoodie. Just gotta add the hood and ribbing at the bottom to finish it. Might be obsessed?

Thank you for the like, Yerba Madre

My friend hired me to take a bunch of her old clothes and turn her Noah Kahan tour merch into a quilted hoodie. Some progress … it’s looking coo coo 🫣

Pisces, ENFP, Enneagram 2w3, with top 5 Gallup strengths of communication, empathy, WOO, connectedness, and includer. Certified bleeding heart loverboy softy (hat hair included with purchase)

Caught wearing skinny jeans. Humiliating. Happy spring!

Every Friday on the blue sky website

My friend’s hairline is reseeding and he did not know who Christopher Meloni is. He’s just about where Meloni was in the middle pic here. I find these looks to be so incredibly sexy.

The hardest part about me ever becoming a celebrity would be showing up to awards shows and after parties and not having a single fucking clue who any of the other celebrities are

Hanging out with my best friend tonight and eating YooYee 喜又

This year’s Market Days is at Lollapalooza

Show ‘em off boys

Unfortunately need to attend Lolla this year 🫩

Election Day in Chicago. Remind the group chat!

My mamma died last week. She was amazing. We shared a face. I eulogized her from the pulpit of my childhood church, on stage next to the pastor who’s the source of a lot of adolescent angst, and talked about her unconditional love for her gay son. Very healing moment for me. Miss you, Gina Jo. Rest.

⭕️ Gray sweats OR ⭕️ Whities

Who needs a headlock (or a hug) 🤼‍♂️🫂

I wrote and illustrated a book btw and it came out yesterday :) lnk.to/TheGlamReape...

Treats 🐰🐣

All loads refused on de-load week 🙅‍♂️🚫

Using the photo app “cleanup” tool to edit out an ingrown hair on your ballsack