So hype for this sub-20 minute full length album from charli 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

On such a bucket hat kick lately. They make great gifts for friends. Demo of this reversible tri-color panel pattern I always come back to. Very 90s Jamiroquai vibe.

Making a blue hat while a podcaster explains to me wtf is going on in House of the Dragon

Weekend plans 🧵🪡

Air quality index at 422 vs. chilling indoors next to my air purifier

Pronated vs Neutral for wide grip lat pull downs?

Post-apopolockick chic

When u c your bsky sisters IRL in Cook County, Illinois you have to make a scene, it’s the law.

I cast transmutation to make my clothes magically expand after dinner by @bennibennibenji.bsky.social

Still thinking about my connubial felicitous Sunday [I had really good s*x with my husband]

High 👋

I don’t think my networking coffee went well. Guy had a Venezuelan accent and a massive bulge. How was I supposed to form words?

#fcf stands for follow christ friday right

More swimwear prototyping. This is unlined (🫣) but want to improve some of the sagging you see here and the back likes to crawl up my ass when I walk. Don’t hater-ate! Iterate!! (I’m always saying)

Is Tiffany Day big for anyone or is it just me

The question on everyone’s mind… what meal am I going to treat myself to after my colonoscopy??

Colonoscopy prep … The paradox of being prepared to take the biggest cock of your life but you’re way too depleted from the lack calories

Won’t you please kiss my belly?

Gay guys love to buzz their hair as high as they can on the back and sides, but leave a little tuft of hair on top as decoration.

Sewing friend told me about very cool social platform for sewists called Threadloop. I joined and it’s almost universally used by women, which love that, but not great for discovering new patterns or getting inspo for menswear.

It was around 4 am this morning when, after reading almost a hundred pages in my book, I realized I took my morning supplement stack instead of my bed time. Which means I also took my Adderall. I always fear this and it actually happened. Zero sleep before a Monday… what could go wrong?

We got struck by an experimental gamma radiation bomb walking home this morning 💣💚💚 @benjibark.bsky.social

idgaf about the gym at the moment, but I clocked in today and it felt good :)

Madonna is like cut all ties with your family, drain your bank account, drive your car into the Rio Grande, and GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR #ConfessionsII

Today’s sewing project 🐆💦💦 😻😻 First time making swimwear! Not sure if I’ll return to it any time soon, but it was fun and I’m glad to finally have a speedo that fits my dumper.

Thank you, Music Daddy 😌🎧🎵 … lots of listening to catch up to @savagegoodboy.bsky.social!

essential advice

Should I throw this jock away it has a hole in it but it’s so comfy

I want sex, money, b*tches, and the sickest weed … New hat I made from Amy Sedaris’ line of quilting cotton 🤑🤑

“What can we bring?” “Wine?” “Half case or full?” w/ my little wino @benjibark.bsky.social 😘🍷🥂

Lillymaxxing

Haven’t been on in a few days whatcha all been up to?

Had to double take because I thought it was called ‘Huge Balls’

Concert fit classic gorp core tho I did wear shorts (Also does my dusty mirror look like stars twinkling or nah 👉👈)

underscores’ biggest show of her tour tonight at Radius in Chicago. Never seen this venue so full.

I need @jakeismaking.bsky.social and @benjibark.bsky.social to make this happen

It’s still Proud month!

I made a quilted waxed canvas weather-resistant laptop case 👨🏼‍💻🪡🧵 I don’t know what possessed me to choose these Dunkin’ Donut-ass colors, but now I’m hungry for an egg and cheese English muffin.

The Eagle feels like a tidal wave that hit Chicago. Why is it so fun and when are we making out in the dance floor?!

At some point greeting cards just became $7 +tax and we were all just like yep that’s perfect and my friend will love throwing this in the garbage after their birthday party is over.

Happy Pride to @penacolada2293.bsky.social from Chicago w/ love

Stop scrolling wait damn… you look hot as hell 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Why group chats when bsky is already one big gay group chat?

Happy birthday to the Andersonville ginger snack… the Birdday Boy himself @onemorechris.bsky.social 🐧🐦‍⬛🐦‍🔥🪿🦤🦉🐓🐣

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My bike was stolen yesterday by — get this — a guy that lives in my building. We also found the culprit for all the recent package theft and missing items from people’s storage units (like this tv). He and his gf moved in and are having the best time together!

Saw Masters of the Universe last night then went dancing at my local Castle Grayskull [Chicago Eagle]

Sunset on Hollywood beach! (Taken moments before gashing my foot on a shard of broken glass in the sand and tearing up one of my favorite tshirts to make a tourniquet)

Fun fact is that as a sewist you’re just naked every day until you make yourself an outfit to wear

I stole Tanor's phone and posted this to his bluesky to prove he could do numbers (jk I would never force anyone onto this hellscape but fr go follow this absolute qt pie!!)