Fun fact is that as a sewist you’re just naked every day until you make yourself an outfit to wear

I stole Tanor's phone and posted this to his bluesky to prove he could do numbers (jk I would never force anyone onto this hellscape but fr go follow this absolute qt pie!!)

Together for 20 years. Happy anniversary, Benji boy. 😘 @benjibark.bsky.social

A crossed eyes emoji would be huge for the culture

Um yes, preach on that. (Also need this album to come out NOW 😭)

I love looking like a dumb sloppy little old guy

Agreed to a Saturday morning run without considering how I might be feeling after a debauched Friday evening

Totally perplexed by whatever the trainers at my gym are doing with their clients. I feel bad for the newcomers that think that’s what they should be doing at the gym.

Prompt: boring fact about you I’ll go 🙋‍♂️I use a five letter word from the mini as my first guess in Wordle.

Full moon flash 📸

Things got gay in West Virginia w/ @onemorechris.bsky.social @mnrd-brian.bsky.social @benjibark.bsky.social @obscureverses.bsky.social @knate-thorne.bsky.social @aglioeoleo.bsky.social @kolbylikethecheese.bsky.social @rboss.bsky.social @michiganlumberjack.bsky.social @bphippy.bsky.social

Camp dad came prepared!

Checking in from gay “camping” 💦🏕️

I won 😈

I think I hate this and want to be done 😀

Oops, all

The liminal space in between martinis w/ @benjibark.bsky.social

Focusing on form the last few weeks where my core is stable, exploding on the lift, actually holding on the isometric (SO HARD ON PULL DAYS), and retreating slow and controlled on the eccentric… had to go WAY down in weight BUT I am sore af and feeling strong 💪💪

Shameless cross-post ❌

I too suffer from chronic yearn

Tfw you’re having so much fun you forget to flex and suck your tummy in for the photo… cute, rare night out with my spousal unit @benjibark.bsky.social 🕺🪩!!

“Is your hole as handsome as that face?” 🫩😶🫪

The glory of christ the sun is shinin（＾_＾）

Morning sew 🧵🪡🌞 started assembly on this antique tablecloth shirt and she’s looking c*nty

Whenever I openly discuss shaving my head my hair decides to be cute

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Wow. Might need to recreate this look with upcycled or cactus leather.

Finally wrapped up this upholstered banquette seating project for my friend’s tiny condo kitchen. Many game nights and dinners to be had at this table!

May Day 🌸

My gym acquaintance is a barber who’s always overbooked and I keep getting his overflow…

We need to put a pause on new music I’m still catching up from March

I need to figure out which of the men I kissed over the weekend passed on their cold symptoms to me 🕵️‍♂️🫆🧐

NEATO! Your Name in Landset 🛰️ science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

Sometimes it’s nice to go to the office. I have had 4 cups of coffee today though cause it just like, there. 😃

Btw mission accomplished on all fronts🫡 (Also looking for tips on how to keep my hair from look like a rat’s nest the moment I step on the dance floor)

I am going out tonight and am considering both turning it out, while also slutting it up.

*zooms in on cemetery* 👆*taps* “cruise this area”

Nice message from a human person who seems normal cool. Also shout out to calm Don tops everywhere.

Screen grabbed this so fast for my nonprofit’s marketing team

Today in torsos

Twerkout with my brother in christ. He was intimidated to stand next to me but I told him to be brave.

Mustache getting so long instead of daddy the boys start calling me pappy

Me and whoomf?

This pair of matching table cloths I found at an antique store are about to transformed into the coolest fucking camp collar shirt you guys have ever seen😤

Is the new Jessie Ware any good I haven’t listened

Successfully didn’t burn my condo down ✌️

I’ve learned that if I put a sweet potato in the oven to bake before I leave for the gym it’ll keep me from flapping my jaw #lifehack #isthisafirehazard

I don’t engage in the reefer culture, but I wish all you weed heads a safe and happy holiday. And don’t worry— no one can tell you are high 👌

Thinking about 1. Kissing 2. Armpits 3. Balls

STOOLS!!! finished these bad boys yesterday. Pretty to look at, yes, but also so comfy! These are my twin daughters and I love them with all my heart.