Benji
@bennibennibenji.bsky.social
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Self-identified rebel scum. 🖕🏼🧊
The thing I want more than anything en is to go to a full service, all-inclusive spa in a warm place. I want them to take my phone and lock it away. I just want to sit and drink wine and read a book for like 3 days.
about 2 months ago
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Service provider: We regret to inform you that we will be increasing prices. Nothing has changed and you receive no additional service. Thank you. Consumers: 🖕🏼
about 2 months ago
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I just learned what HYROX stands for and idk how any of you take yourselves seriously.
about 2 months ago
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Might fuck around and delete all my socials because they contribute to my anxiety and depression more than they provide value.
2 months ago
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The boys are being extra cute today.
2 months ago
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Getting there. Down 12. 11 to go.
2 months ago
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I'd love to celebrate Bondi's ouster, but I'm pretty sure we'll get someone much worse after her. Either way, Bye, Bye, Bondi!
2 months ago
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Twice this week I’ve had the same dream. In the dream I’m walking through a park and find my friend that recently passed who is walking my dog. Instead of my elderly dog, I see her when she was 4 or 5. We say hi, hug and then we walk on. Both so sad and heartwarming.
2 months ago
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I’m not gonna shame the man for cross dressing, but why are his nipples so misaligned?
2 months ago
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Hate to break it to ya, but JK Rowling’s TERF ass is getting $20M per season of the new Harry Potter and is reportedly donating her money to anti-trans causes.
2 months ago
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Trader Joe’s cannot exist without an unhinged parking situation.
2 months ago
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I just got a massage and he applied so much pressure on my back that I got a nosebleed.
2 months ago
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She really said I’ll make you gays dance to songs about me being a mom and we will.
2 months ago
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Sexistential feels like a love letter.
2 months ago
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In a fit of self pity over my injured back, I moved all those “save for later” items to my Amazon cart and hit purchase. Whoops!
3 months ago
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Damn. The Treasury just announced the US insolvent meaning we do not have enough money to pay our debts. I feel like it’s time to go.
3 months ago
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Markwayne Mullin is now the Secretary of DHS and I'm legitimately afraid for all of us. Noem was a pawn. This guy has an agenda. Not good for any of us.
3 months ago
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New bed. Same snuggle.
3 months ago
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My sleep app told me my snoring increased to 2 hours. Turns out most of it was kitten purrs.
3 months ago
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Note to self. Warmup before a workout. Hurting your back cause you’re rushing is lame. -10/10. Do not recommend.
3 months ago
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Y’all go wish
@samaboutown.bsky.social
a very HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Love ya buddy!
3 months ago
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I spent 1:1 with a friend tonight and felt what happy feels like again. I’ve surrendered my life to my job and ignored what I need in order to make space for it. Exit strategy forthcoming. I don’t care about the $$. I need to be happy.
3 months ago
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I know coyotes live in my neighborhood and I’m still shocked every time I see one.
3 months ago
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I would kill for Taco Bell rn.
3 months ago
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reposted by
Benji
Kyle Griffin
3 months ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — Juliana Stratton wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Illinois primary election.
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@juan2tree.bsky.social
you’re missing it.
3 months ago
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Someone kiss him!
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Laura Loomer really does look like Jigsaw without the makeup.
3 months ago
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Can we please skip to Friday? I’d like to go dancing with my friends.
3 months ago
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New columns on the White House? AYFKMRN???
3 months ago
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Anyone have any good shows they’d recommend?
3 months ago
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If I have Detroit-style pizza on Pi Day does that count as celebrating the occasion properly?
3 months ago
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Hiding in my apt until it’s no longer St. Patrick’s Day weekend.
3 months ago
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I’m having dinner next to a trans boy who’s having a birthday dinner with his grandparents. He’s getting ‘boy’ gifts for the first time and everyone is so happy because he’s so happy. This is how the world should be.
3 months ago
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Evidently the sluttiest thing I’ve ever done was get a thigh tattoo.
3 months ago
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Mrs. Kirk really leveraged her husband’s murder to her advantage.
3 months ago
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I swore I saw Blair St. Clair at the gym, but nope. Just another beautiful lesbian with short hair and sharp eyebrows.
3 months ago
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I hear smoking cigarettes boosts dopamine or something like that and my workday today is making want to smoke a cigarette for the first time ever.
3 months ago
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1 week into the cut. Down 3lbs. Still pale.
3 months ago
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Also, as a reminder, Donald Trump is all over the
#EpsteinFiles
and this war is an attempt to make us forget.
3 months ago
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I realize that I likely won’t have the opportunity to vote for a democrat that has a chance of winning without AIPAC support and that infuriates me to no end.
3 months ago
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It’s so freeing when you stop fighting for what was and accept what is now. Oprah was right. Listen when they tell you who they are.
3 months ago
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What do you do when a friend dies? You sit with the silence they leave behind. You grieve the space they held— and give thanks their pain is gone. Rest in Peace, Karen. ❤️🐍
3 months ago
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Do you think she has to repay her former employer for the Mar-a-Lago face? Was that like FlexEd money?
3 months ago
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Nearly took myself to the ER and then remembered I beet juice in my smoothie this morning. 😅
3 months ago
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Puppy is very grumpy this morning.
3 months ago
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Day 1 of the cut. Weighed in at 204.1 lbs.
3 months ago
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Is it weird to go to a bathhouse with friends?
3 months ago
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Let me tell ya, autoimmune disease is fucking rough. One day you’re just fine and the next it’s uncomfortable to stand. Crossing fingers this passes by relatively quickly.
3 months ago
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Owning a cat is weird. I never thought I'd say 'I don't have time for a biscuits trance rn, Xavi'.
3 months ago
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