i hated that workout but at least i made it to the gym through the wildfire smoke

took today off to recover from my vacation and cannot decide whether to rot or Get Shit Done and literally no one’s life is harder than mine rn

is that a new mirror?

been in ptown for less than 24 hours and have already run into so many people from back home (my boston roots are showing)

there are so many reflective surfaces in this hotel room which is a problem

marie curie is in retrograde or something

guess whose disco nap turned into 12 hours of sleep

idk if it’s the heat or the long weekend but this week has truly felt like 8 months long

sweatmaxxing on leg day on the hottest day of the year

my eyes are up here 👁️🫦👁️

presenting to the leadership team about my office/goals in an hour and definitely not nervous lol why would you even say that

that peloton ride nearly took me out

unstructured days like today are dangerous because i’m one peer pressure away from poor decision making

days when i can sleep in: awake at 3:30 days i have to be in the office: sleeps until 8:30

when a guy says “i’ve wanted to do that for so long” after kissing you: 🫠🫠🫠🫠

it’s my birthday, i’ve had two (2) martinis, AMA

the face of a man grappling with his mortality (turning 41)

it’s so nice of andersonville to throw a whole streetfest this weekend for my birthday

the weekend needs a weekend

you ever excited about a text or message that you wait to open it like a christmas present or are you normal?

one thing about me is i’m gonna scowl in a thirst trap

where are you guys buying underwear? ya boy needs a refresh.

listen to the end of this song and tell me you honestly don’t hear “all beef patties”

fivehead got a lil burn

meeting another bird nerd at gay camping: “so you’re over 40 too, huh?”

i’m one slight inconvenience away from a meltdown

will go out only if i can be carried around weekend at bernie’s style all night

it’s so hard seeing someone else live your dream

not someone working out right next to me with a “dibs on the ginger” tank on

do i check my emails today to know what i’m getting into tomorrow or just wait until i’m on the clock? you know, i think i just answered my own questionz

i just need to be naked by a pool stat

sometimes you take a picture and think “that’s not what i look like IRL”

getting added to a 4:30 meeting with the AVPs is probably something good, right? RIGHT?!

uncle says to me “you look the same as you did in college” so maybe family is not so bad after all

coming home for the weekend is like my yearly vaccination against thinking i should move back east

being on a full flight at 6 AM is crazy. unrelated: i might hate most people?

this built-in mirror was not the only reason i bought this condo but was for sure a contributing factor

like getting older blows and joint pain whatever but there’s also this

having thoughts lately, feels like i need to bring back my Hot Idiot™️ era

realizing i need to actually set time aside to achieve my goals instead of just assuming i’m going to find the time. like at this rate, i’ll never be friends with a crow

i’ve done so much and it’s only 10:30, so will for sure spiral later if you guys need anything

today i bent over and my back cracked sound loud my husband heard it from across the condo so bye forever

wtf is a pre-arrival update? my package is pre-delivered? as in not yet here? yea i’m pretty sure i already know.

i’d like to thank my mom for the crippling guilt i feel whenever i call out sick

very irish. someone kiss me already.

🤭

me to all the political robocalls

the world doesn’t need a new pussycat dolls single rn

i just bought a record player so my whole personality changed forever

signed up to play cornhole. was proud of this team name: