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i came here to say i looked tan but upon further reflection, this may just be a sunburn. devastating
10 months ago
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it’s so hard seeing someone else live your dream
about 17 hours ago
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not someone working out right next to me with a “dibs on the ginger” tank on
about 20 hours ago
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do i check my emails today to know what i’m getting into tomorrow or just wait until i’m on the clock? you know, i think i just answered my own questionz
about 20 hours ago
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i just need to be naked by a pool stat
13 days ago
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sometimes you take a picture and think “that’s not what i look like IRL”
19 days ago
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getting added to a 4:30 meeting with the AVPs is probably something good, right? RIGHT?!
27 days ago
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uncle says to me “you look the same as you did in college” so maybe family is not so bad after all
30 days ago
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coming home for the weekend is like my yearly vaccination against thinking i should move back east
about 1 month ago
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being on a full flight at 6 AM is crazy. unrelated: i might hate most people?
about 1 month ago
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this built-in mirror was not the only reason i bought this condo but was for sure a contributing factor
about 1 month ago
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like getting older blows and joint pain whatever but there’s also this
about 1 month ago
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having thoughts lately, feels like i need to bring back my Hot Idiot™️ era
about 1 month ago
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realizing i need to actually set time aside to achieve my goals instead of just assuming i’m going to find the time. like at this rate, i’ll never be friends with a crow
about 1 month ago
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i’ve done so much and it’s only 10:30, so will for sure spiral later if you guys need anything
about 1 month ago
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today i bent over and my back cracked sound loud my husband heard it from across the condo so bye forever
about 2 months ago
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wtf is a pre-arrival update? my package is pre-delivered? as in not yet here? yea i’m pretty sure i already know.
about 2 months ago
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i’d like to thank my mom for the crippling guilt i feel whenever i call out sick
about 2 months ago
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very irish. someone kiss me already.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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me to all the political robocalls
about 2 months ago
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the world doesn’t need a new pussycat dolls single rn
about 2 months ago
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i just bought a record player so my whole personality changed forever
about 2 months ago
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signed up to play cornhole. was proud of this team name:
about 2 months ago
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this sunshine makes me want to kiss unfortunately
about 2 months ago
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a man about to consume so much pasta
about 2 months ago
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collecting gym nemeses like infinity stones
2 months ago
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i don’t want to work i just want to listen to amber mark
2 months ago
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my kitten demands blanket forts solely so he can do this
2 months ago
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did i ever think i’d read philosophy again after college? absolutely not.
2 months ago
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was there that much fingerblasting in wuthering heights and i just missed it in high school?
2 months ago
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i love the feeling of finding a new favorite song tbh like “oh we’re gonna be together for at least the next ten days straight”
2 months ago
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objects in mirror are closer than they appear
2 months ago
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i can’t wait to be fully hairless AND sad
3 months ago
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it’s been a minute since i’ve paid the gym mirror toll
3 months ago
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these negative wind chills, man.
3 months ago
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if anyone has maintained their dry january commitment this year, your mental fortitude needs to be studied
3 months ago
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my husband is lurking in the shadows of this picture like a gremlin
3 months ago
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i take one (1) edible and i’m actually so funny you guys you don’t get it
4 months ago
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i’m supposed to voluntarily leave my house today?
4 months ago
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lifted heavy things and my back didn’t explode. please clap.
4 months ago
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yet another day of my back being thrown out instead of blown out 👴🏻
4 months ago
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if anyone needs me; don’t
4 months ago
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it’s a good thing we don’t have AIM away messages anymore
4 months ago
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vibes are terrible today. i’m going back to bed.
4 months ago
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i don’t want to look at my computer, there are emails in there
4 months ago
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just remembered other people can perceive me. no thanks
4 months ago
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i’m about to get so fkn cozy
4 months ago
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gym and groceries done. you better believe i’m not changing out of my robe for the remainder of the day
4 months ago
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i was hoping for a more pronounced difference from last year, but progress is progress is progress (kitten cameo in pic 2)
4 months ago
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not a friend at the gym clocking my edible and now i forget how my body works
4 months ago
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