you ever wake up and just know it’s going to be one of those days where you get nothing done

it’s not that deep unless you want it to be

really unclear as to why Outlook always insists on autocompleting my name as Christmas

“i’m going to take a picture in your mirror when i watch your cats, just fyi” and i’m a man of my word

she should be at the club

imagine just being this small out in the world. just one speck of a cat.

i am businessman.

i kiss for fun, it’s fun to kiss

my whole camera roll at this point, but like…can you blame me?

my student loan servicer thanking me for being a loyal customer? i really don’t have a choice here, you monster

you can’t tell but i am full of braised short ribs in this picture

well well well, if it isn’t my annual i-should-just-blow-this-life-up-and-start-over meltdown

merlin is just shazam for birds and that’s pretty neat

quarterly trip to boystown to get my passport stamped

everything hurts. here’s a picture of my grey beard

a rare smiling thirst trap because a friend walked in on me taking this one (granted it was in their house so 🤷🏼‍♂️)

the sleepy is winning

me to the rain this AM so i can walk to the gym

marked safe from an 11-hr retreat for work (i’m so tired, get me out of here)

last day of work at the old job and i’m smiling ear to ear tbh

it’s a patch of sunlight, not an extreme patch of grey like i originally thought

did legs and didn’t hurt my back this time

i went to arc and all i got was this picture with great lighting and the derpiest expression

how to dance for 6+ hours without being sore the next day reddit

dressed like a sitcom character about to go to the gym but they never actually go

my chest looks great here, just ignore whatever my head is doing. no one adds up to 100

if i fail out on this squat, do we think this hot dad will come spot me?

hate sitting down to read a book to realize i’ve already finished it years ago

one day i’ll finish all those books

need someone to take my back apart and put it back together like a lego set

want to go to the gym but deeply do not want to do leg day

signed a job offer for a big promotion today

a friend told me my bluesky is giving one note and honestly i never claimed i could sing

next on stage: Dee Hydratia

fighting for my life at this crowded ass gym rn

the presenter in this training sounds exactly like Kathy Najimi and it is the only reason i haven’t thrown my computer out the window

being sick when the sun is out is a cruel form of torture

Market Days will be a success if i hear this song on a dance floor at some point

my style: 4-yr-old with a credit card

my cat announces himself as he saunters down the hallway at me. just screaming to let me know he’s coming. thanks for the heads up, lil guy!

this is not my streaky mirror but i am not mad about this lighting

🎶 i don’t really wanna do the work today 🎶

sometimes a guy is just too handsome, y’know. suspicious

i came here to say i looked tan but upon further reflection, this may just be a sunburn. devastating

i’m not tired, you’re tired

the apple weather app sucks, right?

friend that will give you uppies >>>

it would take the same amount of time for you to search your inbox as it does for you to email me asking me to resend you the email i sent yesterday. hope this helps!

this sentence gives me a stomachache

you mean the lyrics aren’t “big heart, big fedora”?!