I just heard my eyes blink like what is going on

Part of being a 30 something from the Midwest is that half the guys from high school now look like JD Vance

Gonna ask the two biggest guys at the muscle party to pull me from both ends in the hopes that that fixes my back issue

Chained Echoes

Ideal jrpg party composition

Gay guys love saying "no yeah I was in a frat" out of nowhere

Every steam sale is me being like hmm I don't want to spend $30 on a game I want better to spend $45 on a collection of games I'll never play

Tems album is so good I wish love were real

Every pharmacy is out of Adderall I'm like this close to replying Tina impersonators on the apps

A train/L train white status gay mega-region (HK, Chelsea, Williamsburg, Bushwick) Uptown Black and brown gays (Harlem, heights, Inwood) G train/R train alts + bear couples (Park Slope, Bedstuy, Greenpoint, Astoria)

Was looking forward to it but with Metroid Prime 4 also dropping in December hold on octopath zero

Big charisma gap between DRUK and CDR

Every time I see myself without glasses it's so scary who is that girl and why are her eyelashes so big

Go to Bear happy hour or watch this drag race double feature hmm

Could really use a nap on a 19'' arm about now

Welcome to the stage, D'Amphetamine-Salts

Occasionally I get flashbacks to being at Gold Coast in Detroit

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

Drag Race UK & Canada tomorrow. Gonna grind out a dungeon or two

Wild that some of my earliest memories feature a giant metal contraption that was screwed into my skull like this

Godspeed to my Bushwick sisters but I lack the energy & desire

Sadly she hasn't come close to this peak since

Don't well actually me I built the well!!

My favorite part of this diagram is that the middle place where nothing happens is the highest selling turn-based RPG franchise of all time

What's supposed to happen in GTA VI

My heart may be too hardened to enjoy Olivia Dean

I miss lifting so much

It seems like the next gen Z hot term is Flow State because every other tiktok seems to be mentioning that

"sorry we lost the source code to that game you played at a critical age and made part of your personality 👉👈" - Japanese videogame developers

I guess the highway isn't the only thing congested this morning 😏 (I have a sinus headache)

I've never understood the video game presses weird aversion to JRPG WRPG etc as the genre descriptors of gameplay mechanics. If we must suffer through a world with such bullshit genre names like immersive sim & metroidbrainia we can do this too

Demon School reviews are looking kind of mixed

I'm at a very Lower Wacker place in life right now

I'll only see Wicked 2 if it starts with a redo of No One Mourns The Wicked

Meleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh no everything is fine I'm just playing Shadow of the Colossus for fun not because I'm in need of a parable about losing yourself in pursuit of a goal or anything ahaha

Don't tell Michelle Visage

Ugh I have to go get cough medicine

In honor of being sick today, the top 5 Smash Bros fighter reveal trailers

Hades 2 Mario Kart World Kirsty Rider - E33 Hades 2

One of those days when your brain wakes up hearing the Pokemon low HP music

This run like perfection

Not to be a black gay millennial, but listening to Kelela on a Saturday evening while slowly getting ready to go out in the big city later is a top tier feeling

No pump but I also didn't do much. Easing back in

Went to the gym for the first time this month and it was a struggle from start to finish 🫠

What if I got really into Splatoon again

He had a show in New Jersey tonight I know he dusted off those 25-year-old jokes and got right to work

Like what are we supposed to do now resurrect Jay Leno for one night of monologue jokes?