there's n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n no way

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i am once again drooling over my own husband

7 years ago today... I'm due for another visit to the west coast!

the athleticism?? hello?!

my FIL got re-married today (to someone we don't necessarily care for), so i put a load in his son

up early and so is he

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the meth they made in breaking bad

i just think that my husband

bought new undies and they literally have a dick pouch... innovation 🤯

hope you all had a happy hallowiener 👻

are we putting trees up today ladies

we both hit milestones at the gym today, but neither of us can keep our eyes open for a photo 😅💪🏼 @riddlemethat.bsky.social

this season of dragula has been so entertaining but the challenges have been so mid

returning to the office is so not my vibe. i'm not built for this life.

happy gotcha day, turtle! in the last year, you have tested our patience in ways we didn't know were possible, but we wouldn't trade you for the world sweet boy 💙

not bad for a girl who was out of the country (and the gym) for three of the last four weeks

giving props where they are due, Demi's new album is fantastic

i miss little mix more than i should

anniversary dinner was shit obvi

1st anniversary: bought a house 2nd anniversary: brought home our second pup 3rd anniversary: adventured to dublin so much pressure to do something magnificent for year 4 😅

we're headed to ireland tomorrow! send us your dublin recs pls 🇮🇪

came back from brushing my teeth last night and all the boys were ready for bed 🥰

I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin' like I'm

got a little wet cleaning the shower this afternoon

just found out The Great North was cancelled and i am DEVASTATED. i will miss honeybee so much 😭

dalton and i will be in dublin for a few days in late october... any recommendations on things we should see / places to check out?

happy national coming out day! baby, i was born this gay

getting our money's worth out of this sauna (it was technically free, but still)

am i the only one who will occasionally notice the date and be like "oh it's [person from school i haven't talked to in years]'s birthday"?

welp, i'll be wfh this week

update... still at the airport BUT

flight to rome was supposed to depart from charlotte at 6:35pm today... 20 minutes before boarding it was delayed to 11pm, now it departs at 2pm TOMORROW

bluesky is great but i miss the never-ending discourse of twitter so let me say a few baseless things to start some conversation •one's 43 and one's 22... is it grooming or just a daddy thing? •straight actors playing gay characters? no thank you •sia •monogamy is so dead among gay men •i'm 6' btw

+ cider donuts 🍎🍩

hope all of you homosexuals have a lovely sunday

should dalton and i just quit our jobs and become 🌽✨

got a haircut if you care

thank GOD

we got one of those garage saunas and 👀🥵

obsessed with HER

i love looking at people's amazon wish lists, not because i plan on buying anything for them but because i get ideas for myself 🥰

obnoxious next door neighbors who scream at each other from sun up to sun down put up a for sale sign today!!!

how i feel listening to florence + the machine

just a little bush

once upon a time (like 3 months ago) i had a very leggy string of turtles and now... she's so full 😍

who's driving that car?!

@cod3z.bsky.social and I were super excited to try out the #paintyourpartner challenge for our most recent date night 🎨 I think we were both surprised and impressed with each others artistic interpretation 🤣 check out the full video here www.tiktok.com/@riddle_me__that

my fine ass (real) husband has joined tiktok y'all www.tiktok.com/@riddle_me__...