Lotta folks failing the Point Out Caitlyn Jenner is Suffering Entirely Predictable Consequences Without Being Transphobic challenge.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Happy Caturday 🐾🤍

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

Two days apart.

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

Read the text of this invite below. It is crazed. 'Ellison’s decision to spend time in Washington “honoring” a White House that has made demonizing the press central to its playbook has outraged staffers at CBS News.' www.status.news/p/david-elli...

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This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you're eliminated

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

Me trying to tune in to Bluesky

The other important item from the reporting is that the APOs/the military postal addresses in theater, have been turned off indefinitely. Meaning no care packages, no mail, nothing can be received. That's a morale killer. The people in charge of this mess couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Exactly one year ago today:

Raise hell, praise Dale.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): Really hard for me to choose, but I have a few...

Cartoon: Wile 5e Coyote: Dragon edition. Enjoy :)

Some things I wish my fellow americanos understood • global oil market • prog tax brackets • superior efficiency of socialized health insurance • sincerity is not a guarantee of truth • subsidizing Israel not make it a “strategic asset” • our federal constitution is a secular, not holy, document

It feels desperately out of touch to go through a several room immersive Titanic museum exhibit including the stories of dead children and their families to find this in the gift shop before you even leave the exhibit...

impeccable

if we actually get a senior political figure excommunication then just a heads up that every single medievalist on here, we’re gonna lose our entire shit

"No more shoes?" "Nope. AI all day." "What does that mean?" "It's AI. It's in everything. It's the future. So we're the future." "What does your AI do?" "Multi-modal agentic self-supervised latent-space singularity." "You don't know what that means, do you?" "No." "Here's a billion dollars."

Toxic

When people say that the economy being good feels completely disconnected from their lives, this is what they mean. Okay, shoes are AI now, and they get $50 million for that. Reading that sentence doesn't feel like getting bonked on the head with a bowling pin at all.

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Does the pope still get to excommunicate people? Asking for a…well definitely not a friend, but still curious.

Clicked over to a Threads post of mine at a fortuitous time

This fall's hottest costume....

You, an amateur: my polycule has shared Google calendars The Kyoto Aquarium, professionals: here’s a flowchart of the relationships among 49 penguins and 11 humans www.kyoto-aquarium.com/special/soka...

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

"I guess, if I had to nutshell them, I’d say that Cake is like They Might Be Giants if they were trying harder to get laid and didn’t care about teaching kids about science."

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

Lmao

was once New Amsterdam.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

stable genius right here…👇

And it echoes With the sound Of Salesmen OOOOOF SALEEEEAMEEEEEN

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Orban't

[P] Literally the only bad thing about JD Vance catching so much heat over the failed Iran negotiations is that it’s lessening the heat on Jared Kushner over the failed Iran negotiations.

Bless JD Vance for being such an unlikable asshole that his endorsement single-handedly got the fascist deposed in Hungary.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Kennedy canceled $500 million in mRNA research and announced no new mRNA projects will ever be initiated—killing the technology that produced the fastest vaccine rollout in human history.

Not that I expect him to know this, but a blockade is an act of war