the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding

Best quote so far at the conference I'm at: "This arterial is super congested. There's a Chick Fil A on BOTH sides of the road."

I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS

Folks that live off chicken nuggets and fries are being really smug about this produce parasite. 🤣

My name is Jeff Dillon and I'm a Canadian landscape painter. This is my art and I'd love to hear what you think. Jeff #art #artist #caanda

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

youtu.be/qORTe1wW3Wg?... This trailer looks like Tom Cruise has been huffing paint and hallucinating. Lev Grossman too much.

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

see sam neill gets the “don’t speak ill of the dead” treatment because he was good people, and that’s why we’re not talking about jurassic park iii

At the turning of the millennium there were 769 satellites in space, 2026 there are 14,500 satellites. I spent 7mins photographing the Milky Way rising above Poatiri Mt Charles Hoopers Inlet, on Muaupoko (Otago Peninsula) this evening. Ōtepoti Dunedin, NZ #Photography

I finally made a Miss Piggy! Gouache on paper Available in shop!

Today is a day to revisit the saying: "Live your life in a fashion that does not have thousands of people cheering your demise."

Tech bros not using Lord of the Rings names in their terrifyingly dystopian technology challenge. ca.pcmag.com/news/16760/f...

For people who aren't fully aware of how food works at the MN state fair, it's like this: You go with a lot of friends in one big group, then one person is like "Fine, I'll buy this insane food" and then you share and everyone gets 2 or 3 bites of the food, then you do it again for the next one.

I’ve always wanted my own READ poster… so I made one

I see people are freaking out how to "prove" they are a real writer and not using AI. First, chances are your word processor and/or cloud service keeps a history of your saves. Second, come on. Your files all look like this. Stop lying to us.

I’m just here for the pedantic arguments about pedantry. I haven’t been disappointed.

So, I live in the south + it's early and I haven't had my coffee yet, and because of that it took three long beats for me to stop thinking, "But that's just a normal day in every Waffle House!"

12/10. I'd rather chop for 30 minutes than dig out my food processor and have to deal with cleaning it.

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

We all need Neil

data visualization is my passion.

"Evening Time" - my oil painting

whoopsie

Pausa de hidratacion

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Kinda fucked up they let Norway field a space marine on their team imho

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

I just learned about Baader-Meinhof phenomenon and now I’m seeing it everywhere.

It’s a beautiful evening, the National Mall is open and people are having a wonderful time.

This is the first show I entered with this local art club. A few weeks ago I found out I won an award, and today I saw the sold sticker! It feels like the universe is rewarding me for rejoining society. 🫶 my hermit era is ending

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Move over girl dinner, it’s time for medieval peasant lunch: bread, cheese, apple, and cider.

"Goodnight moon" #synthart

Ouch: "A boxy model of Trump’s proposed triumphal arch in the center of the Mall appears as if it could have been designed in Minecraft and ordered from CVS for same-day pickup." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

No shade to Molly, this is a perfect example of why you need to own your internet footprint to the greatest extent possible. Your own url and email is cheap in the grand scheme of things. Put your writing on your own website. Start outside all the walled gardens.

"Goodnight moon" #synthart

N O T F O R G O T T E N Maxine Noel Indigenous Art of Canada🇨🇦

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Shadows #cats #catart #artsky #kleineKunstklasse

Kehinde Wiley (American, born 1977) Three Graces, 2023 Oil on canvas 96 3/10 × 74 2/5 in (244.5 × 189 cm) Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

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