If it’s any consolation, the Spuds are all obsessing over Sandro not being announced. It’s not just us.

#WhenTaken #857 (03.07.2026) I scored 878/1000🏆 1️⃣📍533 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇177/200 2️⃣📍934 m - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇193/200 3️⃣📍2.0 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈173/200 4️⃣📍1.3K km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈153/200 5️⃣📍111 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇182/200

A new career beckons?

Vital

God i hate computers. Just spent an hour and a half of not understanding words, lots of ‘simply expolate the wong index in the 65731~dooby file, in the menu you don’t appear to have’ 🤬 That said, I’ve finally sped up my torrent. Fair play to IT people; you are all geniuses.

Hilarious that Sandro is talking about an eventual move back to Milan during his Spurs move 😂 What a boy.

Can’t believe Mowbray pulled the ‘new striker’ shit about Wissa 😂

It genuinely is often the ones you expect it to be. Not all right wingers are nonces, but an awful lot of nonces appear to be right wing.

Now available from Fossa Books! A two volume set of Paperback copies of Inshore Craft of Britain in the Days of Sail and Oar volumes one and two by Edgar J. March, published by David Charles in 1970. Quite rare, in great condition and only £45 + shipping. #Booksky 📚 ebay.io/m/JSvoAr

This is actually quite funny. The author of The Good Soldier Šveik was a renowned prankster, who would invent African animals and slip them into a very serious zoological magazine he worked for.

Andy's Man Club is a lifesaving organisation. If you know a guy who's struggling, help them to walk through the door. Tea, grub, and people to listen #nufc

Are you, or do you know, a trans man? Someone in my close family is starting social transition, after 6 years of building up to it. I’d like to chat to someone with experience of it, ideally under 30, Want to ensure I can support him the best i can, cos the world is cruel enough without my mistakes.

Not a huge fan of the French, but I got to say the dark chocolate Lu biscuits are top drawer.

I’m quietly excited to see if Maresca does a Moyes, and starts the avalanche of shit years 🤞🤞🤞

Another victory for the fucking lobbyists.

#WhenTaken #853 (29.06.2026) I scored 839/1000🏅 1️⃣📍48.5 m - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇182/200 2️⃣📍90.9 m - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 3️⃣📍10.1K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥉97/200 4️⃣📍517 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈167/200 5️⃣📍3.0 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200 I spent many a boozy afternoon in the restaurant in the second pic, and touristed in the first.

#WhenTaken #852 (28.06.2026) I scored 701/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍632 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇181/200 2️⃣📍1.8 km - 🗓️31 yrs - 🥉111/200 3️⃣📍1.3 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200 4️⃣📍259 km - 🗓️39 yrs - 🥉91/200 5️⃣📍1.1K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🥈127/200 Woeful

www.maptap.gg June 28 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 84😁 Final score: 910 Last two stupid numbers 🤬

Henderson

Trophy 🤔 #messi

The England fans looking gutted there. They’re stood in the pissing rain watching this when there’s flags to be hung and hotels going unshouted at

Pickford’s going to get chipped if he keeps coming out like this.

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Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

#WhenTaken #851 (27.06.2026) I scored 854/1000🏆 1️⃣📍338 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇178/200 2️⃣📍3.6 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈152/200 4️⃣📍443 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇184/200 5️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈144/200 Enjoy this, but there’s too many pics with no clues. The hint feature’s shit. Could be a fantastic game

My teen has started reading again, after a six year hiatus. My wife got in there first, so they’re reading Sylvia Plath, but I’m countering it by slipping On The Road, and Fear and Loathing into the backpack when they go to France next week. I’ll have them on Bukowski and MacCarthy by autumn 🤗

The worst online fans, the worst patter in world football, the worst entertainment value. Stand by for six weeks of eye rolling annoyance.

No, YOU’RE a geek…

Not the prettiest beach, but sandy from the waters edge in and, more importantly, very cool and devoid of Southern Water effluence. Barely any people around, which I prefer to the sardine-packed beach in Brighton.

My eyeballs are dry. But if I turn the fan off, the illusion of being slightly cooler goes.

www.maptap.gg June 25 99🎯 100🎯 96🔥 86🎓 84😁 Final score: 901 Best for a while

Sat in the garden, hoovering up the last few microns of cool air, before the sun clears the roofs opposite and the Dante-like heat starts to crush my interest in the day. I’m going to get in the sea in a couple of hours, which I realise is a privilege, but I’ll be risking turd interactions.

Her back catalogue is worth a look, if you like sculpture, esp given the nature of the medium she works in. #StephanieRocknak

Yeah fair enough. Time to buy an air con. If only for the stupid dog, who still refuses to drink enough water, and won’t let me soak her coat. Then sits there looking all woe is me at us.

A morbidly curious part of me wants to see what it would feel like if they did nick him too… The online fall-out would be SPECTACULAR.

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Is the #NUFC feed working for you? It’s been stuck for over 24 hrs for me.

Is there a German word for people who re-post their thoughts into blue ticks threads in the hope of a pat on the head and an invite into some private message group? Getwattenscheisengeschreibt? I’m going to give it a day or two then start bombarding James OB’s threads.

It's good that Andy Burnham will have a transfer window, rather than coming in mid-season! #nufc

My boy hand-drew this for me, for yesterday. I love getting to feel proud of him.

Not going to fall for getting excited about Starmer going. Burnham is a continuity candidate, so instead of calling out Israel, stronger ties with EU, taxing the rich and leaving benefits alone, we’ll get more Mahmood and more division.

been furious with Starmer for long enough that this is genuinely coming as a surprise to me, but I'm feeling a bit.......sad this morning? not really about him per se but about the waste of time, I guess, and the end of yet another political failure when Britain really couldn't afford another one

Now available from Fossa Books! A bundle of two Dominic Sandbrook books, including Never Had it so Good: A History of Britain from Suez to The Beatles 1956-63 and White Heat: A History of Britain in the Swinging Sixties 1964-70. As good as new, only £14.50 + shipping! #Booksky 📚 ebay.io/m/qjpkdo

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Some say this photo was the inspiration behind Beck’s breakout hit.

Is there nowhere to hide from such perversity 😩🥸😂 #whentaken

Your lad’s shit.

#NUFC trying to get to the bottom of what happened in the 24 hours of Munoz signing for LFC. Simple, he chose LFC over them for CL qualification year on year, play for a bigger club with a Spanish manager and more than likely a fatter wage packet.